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What happened? Did you poo poo your pants or find some other solution? Once when I was driving for doordash a day after eating expired Taco Bell, the urge hit me when I was coming back from a rural address and there was no gas station or anything in sight. I tried to hold it but it struck me at one point that if I did not poo poo RIGHT NOW, I was going to violently poo poo my pants. I couldn’t think of anything else to do so I pulled over, got out of the car, dropped trou, and unleashed a fetid lake of diarrhea right in the middle of the street. Nothing to wipe with so I used my underwear and threw them in someone’s yard. That was an awkward drive home….
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A few weeks ago I took a poo poo in a drain in an alleyway in the middle of the night real drunk because I felt real sick while I was walking home and got the sweats real bad.
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Jan 25, 2023 03:32
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BLOW IT OUT UR ASSSSSSS
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Jan 25, 2023 03:54
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pencilhands posted:expired Taco Bell 
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Jan 25, 2023 04:00
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Pencilhands thinks land should vote because he is very smart.
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Jan 25, 2023 04:06
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another high quality coprophiliac thread comin to you live from GBS
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Jan 25, 2023 04:11
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wish this thread had made it into the toilet in time
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Jan 25, 2023 04:13
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Do you mean has anyone poo poo themselves? read the room OP
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Jan 25, 2023 04:35
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fart
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Jan 25, 2023 04:43
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whew, safe, but only for another day
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Jan 25, 2023 04:43
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No. Next question.
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Jan 25, 2023 04:48
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Ez8 posted:No. Next question. Have you ever needed to hurl and were unable to reach a computer keyboard or neighbors recycling bin in time?
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RepeatingMeme posted:Have you ever needed to hurl and were unable to reach a computer keyboard or neighbors recycling bin in time? Yes. I once vomited out of a moving car. That I was driving. Maybe "out of" is a grandiose term for what happened. Next question.
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Jan 25, 2023 05:24
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He was right
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Jan 25, 2023 05:26
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I’m more interested in hearing about the expired taco bell.
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closest i've ever come was when i was probably early 20s and at the gym and my stomach started to feel hot and rumbling and I barely got home and pants off before my rear end in a top hat exploded like the toilet scene in dumb and dumber. I was legit rockin and squirming on the drive home and speeding like crazy (it was super late night, like after midnight) to make sure i didn't poo poo my pants still no clue what it was to this day, maybe some bad ground beef
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Jan 25, 2023 07:18
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Sophy Wackles posted:I’m more interested in hearing about the expired taco bell. what about it?
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Jan 25, 2023 07:35
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I think pencilhands is a pretty good poster. He's like wizard master's apprentice but instead of brooms multiplying it's ragebait posts
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Jan 25, 2023 07:50
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You got your weird gimmick figured out finally I guess
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:I think pencilhands is a pretty good poster. He's like wizard master's apprentice but instead of brooms multiplying it's ragebait posts Lol this
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Jan 25, 2023 07:54
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who is wizard master?
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Jan 25, 2023 08:43
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no never but i have nothing but love in my heart for people who haven't been as blessed in life as i have
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Jan 25, 2023 08:46
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I'm turtle-heading OP
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Jan 25, 2023 09:04
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It's okay, I can always make it to this thread in time.
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Jan 25, 2023 09:15
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There is no bigger defeat in the world than realizing "I'm going to poo poo my pants and there is nothing I can do about it nor will I get to a toilet in time"
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Justin Godscock posted:There is no bigger defeat in the world than realizing "I'm going to poo poo my pants and there is nothing I can do about it nor will I get to a toilet in time" this is true ego death
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What is expired taco bell and why did you have it with you in your car and why did you eat it? Also why did you poo poo in the street instead of on the side in some bushes or something? Also why did you throw your lovely underwear into someone's yard instead of anywhere else?
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Devils Affricate posted:What is expired taco bell and why did you have it with you in your car and why did you eat it? Also why did you poo poo in the street instead of on the side in some bushes or something? Also why did you throw your lovely underwear into someone's yard instead of anywhere else? let me answer your question with another question. what's your problem?
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Well I suffer from IBS-D but Imodium usually keeps it under control, but if the bathroom is being used and I really need to go, I have a powder room in the basement. I just don't prefer to use that because one of the cats litterboxes is in there. but when you gotta go, ya gotta go. I will not leave the house with taking one loperamide pill unless I know the store or where I am going to has a bathroom there. Sometimes I over do it on the imodium, and wind up constiapating myself- then I have to drink some Milk of Magnesia that gives me explosive diarrhea for a few days. Probably TMI.
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It’s soooo difficult to plan ahead and keep a roll of toilet paper in your car. Expired Taco Bell? Yep I keep plenty of that in the back seat. Spare roll of poo poo tickets? Who the gently caress does that?
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Jan 25, 2023 09:51
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pencilhands posted:let me answer your question with another question. what's your problem? I'm just trying to eat my FISH
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Jan 25, 2023 10:09
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one time i poo poo the bed. no warning, no control, just sudden involuntary flow.
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Jan 25, 2023 10:41
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I know you've got a major bug up your rear end about thus but keep it in the politics thread. A good pantshitting thread is just sort of bipartisan project that might allow the healing to begin.
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Jan 25, 2023 11:34
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But yes, op. Day of the poop sock.
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Jan 25, 2023 11:35
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Yes thank god I made it to this thread op WATCH OUT
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Jan 25, 2023 11:37
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Devils Affricate posted:I'm just trying to eat my FISH What's wrong with you?
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"Jelly" hunh. Yes, jealous of pencilhands' awesome mid-street poo poo!
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Unable? No Unwilling? You bet your rear end.
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Posting about posters itt. Edmund Sparkler fucked around with this message at 14:29 on Jan 25, 2023 |
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guessing you have experience with this, ellasmith
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