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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Just have a think and post

You had a son

Called that son Onion

Who are you

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goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
My son wants to be an Onion knight. That's just too final fantasy for my tastes.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

lol Greg starting to go insane again

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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The onion smell is the scent of Freedom

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Oni for short. loving anime dorks.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Meant to call him Orion, but my sloppy handwriting got in the way.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
ZERO JUDGEMENT ZONE.

Were all just posters with skins and hides to hide our shame..

My daughter was recently asking will she know who the Onion man is before she is killed or dies normally.

I blocked her on social media

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
What can I say about Onion? He's his father's son. So he's on antidepressants, obviously.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Onions have layers

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Onion? I haven't heard that name in a looong time. They call me Ol' Neon

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


I got my dick scoped today and after the procedure the doctor took me aside into their office and demanded to know how I got an entire onion up my urethra and into my bladder. Seems like a blatant violation of HIPAA to ask but idk, any lawyers in the house?

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

flubber nuts posted:

I got my dick scoped today and after the procedure the doctor took me aside into their office and demanded to know how I got an entire onion up my urethra and into my bladder. Seems like a blatant violation of HIPAA to ask but idk, any lawyers in the house?

He was asking because he was into it.

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Oct 29, 2012

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flubber nuts posted:

I got my dick scoped today and after the procedure the doctor took me aside into their office and demanded to know how I got an entire onion up my urethra and into my bladder. Seems like a blatant violation of HIPAA to ask but idk, any lawyers in the house?

Its only a HIPAA violation if they told someone else about it. Unless it was actually someone else's urethra?

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Got a kid named Onion

Little brother named shallot

Smack my cousin Crabby with a lobster mallet

try to bake up trouble

it's a big whisk

make you see red

call it mobster bisque

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Please take your meds

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
House isn't a lawyer you better call Saul

I assume there's meth involved

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

flubber nuts posted:

I got my dick scoped today and after the procedure the doctor took me aside into their office and demanded to know how I got an entire onion up my urethra and into my bladder. Seems like a blatant violation of HIPAA to ask but idk, any lawyers in the house?

Thats another Year at med and another$10K cocheese, paid to Locked Bag Post Code ME, I ain;t spillin my guts to some casper ghost rich rear end bitch about the onion

Wee fucked around with this message at 17:41 on Jan 26, 2023

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
I love you sonion

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
The Onion rules the night

like a whirling Dervish

all fists and elbows

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Can we get a bunnion?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bCcCFi5hOOw

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

neato burrito posted:

Can we get a bunnion?


No

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
He's a she now, and found god. We wholeheartedly support our daughter in her dream of joining a convent.

Our own little Nunion.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

the holy poopacy posted:

I love you sonion

awwwww :shobon:

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed

Piss Creep posted:

ZERO JUDGEMENT ZONE.

Were all just posters with skins and hides to hide our shame..

My daughter was recently asking will she know who the Onion man is before she is killed or dies normally.

I blocked her on social media

I think the Onion man reveals himself right before you die? I will try to confirm on th eve of my demise

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
It's good news, Son. They found the guy who mugged you. Apparently they just had to follow the trail of tears he left after he cut you.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I've got a daughter named Shallot and she's the best

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
In a stupor or vaporous swoon or just normally.

I wish to see my onion boy son named Onion as often as possible.

Larry Cum Free
Jun 3, 2022

move it or lose it dillweed
say hi to the little rap-scallion for me

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Seeing my boy with my own physical eyes is a definitely a thing

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Onion Pisscreepson

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:gas:

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009


no riffs, peg?

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Boring kind of crazy imo

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
The parent of Onion from Steven Universe. Obviously

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
When I saw my son and it was through a lovers eyes I was angered.

I challenged the woman to physical combat but she instantly destroyed me with her mind.

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


did someone say onion

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Solefald posted:

did someone say onion




Real men

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Son, don't go sending photos of your Onion ring to girls, that's disgusting.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

goatface posted:

Son, don't go sending photos of your Onion ring to girls, that's disgusting.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RePtDvh4Yq4

This is about radicalised sons,

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Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
Sonions

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