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pencilhands
Aug 20, 2022

What instantly sets off your goondar?

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I don't give a poo poo.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-gPZos-wcgM

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Gas

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

https://www.nsopw.gov/

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

they poo poo their pants

or they start talking about food

a gay lion named Tangiers
Jul 30, 2013
i can't tell when someone is a goon at all

sometimes, late at night, i secretly worry that everyone can tell i am though

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Zeluth posted:

I don't give a poo poo.

hell yeah zeluth

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Well if you're not a goon then you have access to a secret social media database that points out who all the goons are and displays their posts next to their profiles on tinder, linkedin, etc. , but I wouldn't expect anyone here to know that.

Mr.Pibbleton
Feb 3, 2006

Aleuts rock, chummer.

What a piece of work is a goon, How noble in reason, how infinite in faculty, In form and moving how express and admirable, In action how like an Angel, In apprehension how like a god, The beauty of the world, The paragon of humanity and they have ten bux.

mobby_6kl
Aug 9, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
They have a gooncave

HD DAD
Jan 13, 2010

Generic white guy.

Toilet Rascal
Crippling self-loathing and shame over liking games and anime, op

As they should

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
The sign of gune is visible to even the least practitioner. Even those without the taint can feel it subconsciously and cringe away

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
maybe we should all start carrying printers around as a calling card type thing. that would be wild haha

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

One of those front door mats with There’s No Place Like … and the house’s gps coordinates.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Being cool :goonsay:

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Needing meds

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
M’lady

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


if you see them posting on the somethingawful.com forums then they are most likely a GOON

The Real Amethyst
Apr 20, 2018

When no one was looking, Serval took forty Japari buns. She took 40 buns. That's as many as four tens. And that's terrible.
They say "laffo" instead of laughing.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
The smell

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
pants full of feces

Fansy
Feb 26, 2013

I GAVE LOWTAX COOKIE MONEY TO CHANGE YOUR STUPID AVATAR GO FUCK YOURSELF DUDE
Grimey Drawer
White, middle-aged, male, loving wife and two children.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

They type on "l33t" speak on the workplace chat (like Jeff K.)

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
They get into a rage over a 6 hour penalty of some sort. Like psychotic rage.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hector Delgado posted:

They get into a rage over a 6 hour penalty of some sort. Like psychotic rage.

They get a perverse sense of enjoyment from handing out 6 hour penalties for minor, superfluous infractions

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
In a crowd the easiest way is simply to ask if anyone is a goon. The person that says no instead of what is the goon.

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Touche

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

They believe in the power of Christ

FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

Smugworth posted:

They get a perverse sense of enjoyment from handing out 6 hour penalties for minor, superfluous infractions



Hector Delgado posted:

They get into a rage over a 6 hour penalty of some sort. Like psychotic rage.
the duality of goon

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
there's a secret way to tell if someone is a mod, just che-

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

They have a flight of stairs that takes a corner midway, but there's a window that leads directly from that flight, so if someone fell down the stairs there's a good chance they'd fly out the window and hurt themselves.

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

welcome to dead gay house
huh that specific phrase with just plain bbcode will automatically link to lepers colony lol

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

Smugworth posted:

They have a flight of stairs that takes a corner midway, but there's a window that leads directly from that flight, so if someone fell down the stairs there's a good chance they'd fly out the window and hurt themselves.

wouldn't a goon be someone who is protected from being shoved out the window, like their house has bars on the window?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
loving your mom

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

But yeah anyway how did we all forget OP that the surest sign that someone is a goon is the answer to "do u have stairs in ur house?"

deep dish peat moss
Jul 27, 2006

If they answer earnestly they're not a goon, if they groan and look away from you they are

Serjeant Buzfuz
Dec 5, 2009

No one I work with has probably ever even heard of SA.

The IT guy at work saw me browsing and least recognized I was browsing an internet discussion forum.

ProperCauldron
Oct 11, 2004

nah chill
Swordowner, especially if they're white and it's a sword from an Asian or east Asian culture

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FirstnameLastname
Jul 10, 2022


got me 50 ounces out a bird in this bitch

R.L. Stine posted:

huh that specific phrase with just plain bbcode will automatically link to lepers colony lol

u just reverse engineered how it works

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