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Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Nascar is awesome I wonder why it's not an Olympic sport

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# ? Jan 26, 2023 05:51

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# ? May 10, 2024 20:40

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Areola Grande posted:

Nascar is awesome I wonder why it's not an Olympic sport

Nascar summer Olympic race but it's all Dodge Rams

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# ? Jan 26, 2023 05:52

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

169°

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# ? Jan 26, 2023 07:01

more falafel please: forums poster

Escape From Noise posted:

Fahrenheit actually makes more sense for judging outside temperature...

I'll die on this hill, it's a percentage of how hot it is. you don't need to know how close water is gonna get to boiling to know if youre gonna need a sweater

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# ? Jan 26, 2023 07:58

Escape From Noise

rear end-penny posted:

as an AMERICAN my Ford F-150 is RUGGED and POWERFUL, and it is exactly the machine I need to DRIVE MY KIDS TO SOCCER PRACCY, and GET GROCERIES FROM THE BOUGIE MARKET

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F8P5vGcf-NU

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# ? Jan 26, 2023 14:05

Sherbert Hoover: Working hard, thank you!

Areola Grande posted:

Nascar is awesome I wonder why it's not an Olympic sport

uh because it's not gay??

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# ? Jan 26, 2023 14:10

Finger Prince

Sherbert Hoover posted:

uh because it's not gay??

I'll have you know Nascar is gay for a whole month every year, unlike the Olympics which can only be gay once every 4 years on account of their schedule.

# ? Jan 26, 2023 15:35

Shifty Nipples

100f=drat it's hot

100c=drat i'm dead and my fluids are boiling

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# ? Jan 26, 2023 18:06

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Shifty Nipples posted:

100f=drat it's hot

100c=drat i'm dead and my fluids are boiling

evidently celcius is a serious hazard

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# ? Jan 26, 2023 18:37

RepeatingMeme: this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited

jumpin jehoshaphat fellas, gee wiz!

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# ? Jan 26, 2023 19:09

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

American 1: I need a dollar and all I got is a dime!
American 2: You're talking plain horse sense.

# ? Jan 28, 2023 11:29

Manifisto

Prurient Squid posted:

American 1: I need a dollar and all I got is a dime!
American 2: You're talking plain horse sense.

that dog won't hunt

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Jan 28, 2023 16:23

Ass-penny

I always wanted to die young, but now that I can see that the US is going through it's death throes I'm hoping I can live long enough to see this poo poo country destroyed and parcelled off to our neighbors.

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# ? Jan 28, 2023 18:23

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

Don't get fresh with me buster!

But ma'am, I'm selling fresheners!

# ? Feb 2, 2023 16:22

Quadramind

Why keep sending our boys to die on foreign soil, we have war at home now.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 04:46

Escape From Noise

Let me take off my shirt. I gotta take a dump.

Thank you Pot Smoke Pheonnix for this Kickin' Rad sig

# ? Feb 3, 2023 15:27

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

I'm here to drink coffee and take a dump. And I'm all out of coffee.

# ? Feb 3, 2023 20:38

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oh no, a balloon!

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# ? Feb 3, 2023 23:18

Shifty Nipples

Nosfereefer posted:

oh no, a balloon!

gasp

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# ? Feb 4, 2023 00:47

Cosmik Slop: What's a hole doing in my TARDIS?

Cold enough for ya??

# ? Feb 4, 2023 01:27

Prurient Squid: Tiddy cat Buddha improving your day.

If you have a lemon, make a lemonade!

# ? Feb 6, 2023 00:25

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

Prurient Squid posted:

If you have a lemon, make a lemonade!

but i just turned all my lemonade into lemons

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 12:11

Escape From Noise

Prurient Squid posted:

If you have a lemon, make a lemonade!

Woah! Lemonade with real lemons? Mr. Fancy Pants over here.

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 14:47

Saoshyant

Listen, if God didn't give you lemons and bootstraps, there wouldn't be lemonade!

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:08

Escape From Noise

Citric acid, sugar, and Yellow 5 Lake were good enough for my grandpappy, and they're good enough for me!

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 16:34

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Saoshyant posted:

Listen, if God didn't give you lemons and bootstraps, there wouldn't be lemonade!

til american lemonade contains bootstraps

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 20:01

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Nosfereefer posted:

til american lemonade contains bootstraps

Keeps the lemonade free of communism

# ? Feb 6, 2023 22:30

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

okay so i�ve taken reconstituted lemonade lemons and pressed them back into lemonade now what

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# ? Feb 7, 2023 02:18

Sarah Cenia: Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me

I'm gonna hit this thread with some real talk and it's this: over this past weekend my mother in law informed us that she's looking into the healing properties of pinecones and that's something she just dropped like a fuckin anvil in the middle of whatever we were talking about

and I paused cause I was waiting for the punchline or maybe more and there was no more

and then everyone just resumed talking about whatever else

It was wild

thanks deep dish peat moss and big black turnout!!

# ? Feb 7, 2023 04:20

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Sarah Cenia posted:

I'm gonna hit this thread with some real talk and it's this: over this past weekend my mother in law informed us that she's looking into the healing properties of pinecones and that's something she just dropped like a fuckin anvil in the middle of whatever we were talking about

and I paused cause I was waiting for the punchline or maybe more and there was no more

and then everyone just resumed talking about whatever else

It was wild

studies have found that sitting under a tree lowers ur blood pressure. maybe the pine cone thing is like a portable version of that

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# ? Feb 7, 2023 04:24

Shifty Nipples

Sarah Cenia posted:

I'm gonna hit this thread with some real talk and it's this: over this past weekend my mother in law informed us that she's looking into the healing properties of pinecones and that's something she just dropped like a fuckin anvil in the middle of whatever we were talking about

and I paused cause I was waiting for the punchline or maybe more and there was no more

and then everyone just resumed talking about whatever else

It was wild

i think that might be a defense mechanism

Thanks Plant MONSTER. and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss and deep dish peat moss

# ? Feb 7, 2023 04:36