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Jay Leno just broke a bunch of bones in a motorcycle crash just weeks after getting out of the hospital for third degree burns lmao...has anyone seen Conan lately?
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ya hear about this ya read about this? (Jay Leno voice)
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Jan 28, 2023 13:11
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Op blaming Conan after Jay specifically told them not to. Mods close this thread now
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Jan 28, 2023 13:30
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"Between the time when the oceans drank Atlantis, and the rise of the sons of Aryas, there was an age undreamed of. And unto this, Conan, destined to wear the jeweled crown of Aquilonia upon a troubled brow. It is I, his chronicler, who alone can tell thee of his saga. Boom boom bom bom.
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Jan 28, 2023 13:41
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OP doesn't mention it but it wasn't an accident, somebody strung a wire to take him down:quote:“So I turned down a side street and cut through a parking lot, and unbeknownst to me, some guy had a wire strung across the parking lot but with no flag hanging from it,” Leno told the Las Vegas Review-Journal. “So, you know, I didn’t see it until it was too late. It just clothesline, me and, boom, knocked me off the bike."
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Jan 28, 2023 13:47
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A cowardly assassin's trick, probably sent by an evil wizard or decadent king
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Jan 28, 2023 13:52
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Conan right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-YX1WyP8JY
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Jan 28, 2023 13:55
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Bloopsy posted:Op blaming Conan after Jay specifically told them not to. Mods close this thread now Lol
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Jan 28, 2023 13:55
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To crush Jay Leno, see him drive into the wire in the parking lot and to hear lamentations of his woman
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Jan 28, 2023 14:33
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Poohs Packin posted:ya hear about this ya read about this? (Jay Leno voice)
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Jan 28, 2023 14:38
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Why would Conan give a poo poo anymore? It's clearly Jimmy Fallon.
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Jan 28, 2023 14:48
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James Thomas Fallon Loved NFTs and was shocked when one day he logged on "All my apes gone" Waits at the window Watching the ape-thief ride by he speaks into his phone "Break Leno's bones"
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Jan 28, 2023 15:16
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“I told that idiot to slice my sandwich” - Kirk Van Houten
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Jan 28, 2023 15:27
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Mega64 posted:Why would Conan give a poo poo anymore? Nobody is going to kill (or maim) for Jimmy Fallon. Certainly not for a price that Jimmy Fallon can afford. What, is he going to pay in NFTs? And there's no way he could manage it himself.
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Jan 28, 2023 15:34
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Denim shirt sales are gonna plummet
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Jan 28, 2023 15:36
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someone needs to take away grandpa's license lol
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Jan 28, 2023 15:40
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TengenNewsEditor posted:James Thomas Fallon marvellous
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Jan 28, 2023 16:03
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The riddle of steel is the worst riddle i've ever heard. Even bilbo wouldn't stoop so low
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Jan 28, 2023 16:05
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Andy Richter Controls the Universe? More like "Andy Richter Comes Crawling Back To Me, Begging For His Old Job Back!" MWUAHAGAHAHAGA
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Jan 28, 2023 17:44
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A wizard did this
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Jan 28, 2023 18:18
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About time someone took him down
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Jan 28, 2023 18:52
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Dudes gonna get out the hospital and get a bucket stuck on his head, then step into another bucket, and then eat poo poo down a flight of stairs trying to get the buckets off
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Jan 28, 2023 19:46
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I lambast this sword for the woe it caused.
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Jan 28, 2023 19:47
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When they pull his license it will just be Jaywalking all the time.
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Jan 28, 2023 19:53
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What did he get that thing up to? 4mph? 
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Jan 28, 2023 20:11
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Forget this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HT3cl4GJIDs Then listen to Taito on an Ensoniq chip.
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Jan 28, 2023 20:15
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Mega64 posted:Why would Conan give a poo poo anymore? its letterman
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Jan 28, 2023 20:44
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7yeA7a0uS3A Prince posies.
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Jan 28, 2023 20:45
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Chef Boyardeez Nuts posted:When they pull his license it will just be Jaywalking all the time. 
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Jan 28, 2023 21:06
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We're all pointing fingers right now but has anybody tried looking for Craig Ferguson lately?
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Jan 28, 2023 21:11
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I think it was Steve Allen who did this
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Jan 28, 2023 21:12
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For some reason I remember the band Les Savy Fav scabbing during the writer's strike by performing on Leno. I never heard a fuckin peep from them since then and they were Pitchfork darlings. Rock and roll scabs can suck it.
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Jan 28, 2023 21:15
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Dang It Bhabhi! posted:For some reason I remember the band Les Savy Fav scabbing during the writer's strike by performing on Leno. I never heard a fuckin peep from them since then and they were Pitchfork darlings. Rock and roll scabs can suck it. 
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Jan 28, 2023 21:16
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What did he get that thing up to? 4mph? Old people have frail bone(r)s
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Jan 28, 2023 21:22
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A random wire strung across a parking lot? Seems kind of weird to me.
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Jan 28, 2023 21:51
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GolfHole posted:its letterman Nope, it’s the fat pussy James Corden.
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Jan 28, 2023 21:53
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Deki posted:A random wire strung across a parking lot? A 72 year old man had a motorcycle accident. Who would have guessed?
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Jan 28, 2023 21:54
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gently caress his Harley’s and motorcycles in general. Go be loud in the desert away from society assholes.
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Jan 28, 2023 22:02
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I don't trust motorcycle riders or talk show hosts
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only assholes ride motorcycles or host talk shows anymore
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