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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

i made a joke in the dry january thread (closed 3 days early, hope no one failed dry january due to it. stay strong brothers and sisters) about doing dry feb but apparently soemone in canada is actually pushing this as a thing and fundraiser for the canadian cancer society. my mom died from pancreatic cancer almost certainly indirectly caused by or badly inflamed by her alcoholism so yeah sure let's go

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

I try not to get wet outside of the shower and sex with my husband, Ben Shapiro, OP.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

NoiseAnnoys posted:

I try not to get wet outside of the shower and sex with my husband, Ben Shapiro, OP.

callback to the first reply in the dry jan threead. niuce loving technioque

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

https://www.dryfeb.ca/ fyi. can't wait to see who is sponsoring the EPIc dry march and dry april competitions. all i know is i'm gonna be racking up wins left and right this year

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Yea I'm going to do dry February OP. Except I am going to drink a lot of beer and whiskey.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

btw i will not be donating to any chariuties or changing my lifestyle in any way

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

https://www.dryfeb.ca/ fyi. can't wait to see who is sponsoring the EPIc dry march and dry april competitions. all i know is i'm gonna be racking up wins left and right this year

Get a load of this ringer from Utah here, folks.

Better test him for wholesome living and funeral potatoes.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



hot cocoa on the couch posted:

btw i will not be donating to any chariuties or changing my lifestyle in any way

this but for the entirety of my existence across all lifetimes and realities

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
i am doing dry January because i had to fix some teeth, op. now i have full moral superiority and 2 fewer wisdom teeth while i go into Drink Till I Die February

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

hotdog feet posted:

i am doing dry January because i had to fix some teeth, op. now i have full moral superiority and 2 fewer wisdom teeth while i go into Drink Till I Die February

Ferociously F
ucked February

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

hotdog feet posted:

Drink Till I Die February

Haven't had a drink in over a decade but damned if that isn't catchy. I'm always oversharing but it seems like my particular :airquote: run :airquote: of a whole lotta things is coming crashing to a halt, and I may as well get real liquored up while I can

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Leave Canada?

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
Yes, but only because I forgot how to drink alcohol.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

there's no way I'm not drinking any cum for another whole month, op

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
If you drive down you'll get to Mexico

If you dig down you land in Chinatowns basement

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

hotdog feet posted:

i am doing dry January because i had to fix some teeth, op. now i have full moral superiority and 2 fewer wisdom teeth while i go into Drink Till I Die February

good like trying to drink anything without your wisdom teeth. rookie fuckin mistake

ELTON JOHN
Feb 17, 2014
im doing fartin february

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


I'm for sure gonna to drink during the viagra boys show.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
every month is dry for me. because I expel every ounce of fluid possible from my body via compulsive masturbation. also I'm sober

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
nposter
Nap Ghost

STABASS posted:

every month is dry for me. because I expel every ounce of fluid possible from my body via compulsive masturbation. also I'm sober



I wanna do mushrooms wayyyyyyyy more than I want to drink

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Lucky Guy posted:

there's no way I'm not drinking any cum for another whole month, op

allowed, but ensure the cum giver has been off the sauice for 72 hours so as to not accidentally imbibe

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


STABASS posted:

every month is dry for me. because I expel every ounce of fluid possible from my body via compulsive masturbation. also I'm sober

Masturbating sober, how do you do it?

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

dry january was too easy. thinking about upping the difficulty level. no weed is basically achieved as well. no mastrubation should b e viable with little additional effort. no coffee? seems like basically playing on insane mode but maybe we'll give it a go?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

We-we-we wanna, the marijuana (where the bud at), where is the bud, where is the bud, where is the bud, where is the bud. Where is the bud, we looking for the bud.

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
I only get hosed up by shitposting

It's sad but It's all I have

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dRsGMlzWNik

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

It's disrespectful to Black History Month to rebrand it so I'll just be drinking coffee (no cream, no sugar).

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

satanic splash-back posted:

It's disrespectful to Black History Month to rebrand it so I'll just be drinking coffee (no cream, no sugar).

(no fart, no poo poo)

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

satanic splash-back posted:

It's disrespectful to Black History Month to rebrand it so I'll just be drinking coffee (no cream, no sugar).

we don't do that here so february is wide open. this year cancer claimed the top prize and we're going with DRYFEB

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Yeah I know a scam when I see one. First it's just January, then just February, then just March , etc. and before you know what happened you didn't drink all year and op is never heard of again

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i made a joke in the dry january thread (closed 3 days early, hope no one failed dry january due to it. stay strong brothers and sisters)

i failed because you closed it yeah

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Ill have the ipa, thanks!! It's an acquired taste heh

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

i failed because you closed it yeah

uhh! i did not close the thread and in fact morally opposed its closing. i am not responsible for your or others failures. that responsivbilitiy lies on bagmonkeys shoulders alone

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

February in Canada is more cold and damp than dry, OP.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

uhh! i did not close the thread and in fact morally opposed its closing. i am not responsible for your or others failures. that responsivbilitiy lies on bagmonkeys shoulders alone

I believe he denied being an alcoholic, used alcoholic's well-studied defenses, then closed the thread instead of confronting his demons.

Good luck alcoholic goons!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

McGavin posted:

February in Canada is more cold and damp than dry, OP.

oh word? the canada understander has logged in and is preparing to eductae

Shogunner
Apr 29, 2010

Ready to crash and burn.
I never learn.
I'm on the rapetrain.
i'm ready for dry-forever. after finding out NA beer is actually not bad, actually drinking kinda just sucks now! i feel like i don't even get drunk anymore, just feel like poo poo after alcohol and the entire next day. maybe im being a weird elder-zoomer but i really am beginning to question my relationship with alcohol

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

and class is in session

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



stop drinking (IPAs)

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Skinnymansbeerbelly
Apr 1, 2010
Gonna start with post ride beers, and then slowly revert to a case every 12 days until January

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