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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

BIG MUSTARD ON THAT ONE. HUGE EXPLOSIONS. JUST DROPPING BOMBS ON HIS rear end

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
He shoots, he scores

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

He had some meat on him. Just pounds more muscle he LIFTED HIM

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

he came out looking a little gimpy, but I’ve never seen someone evade a sack so gracefully

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
Just take a look at the sheer explosive power here. He sees an opening and just lets it rip.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
It's just one hard push to reach the finishing line, and both competitors are coming strong! Look at the sheer intensity on their faces as they give it their all!

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

You see a lot of guys nowadays get too fancy with their footwork, but this goes to show you that at the end of the day, it still just comes down to fundamentals and ball handling.

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


I have never seen a tight end take such a pounding like that and get up asking for more.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Sportsballs

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Conditions are wetter and muddier than usual today, but nothing will stop these two titans from achieving their goal! I can imagine they'll have to hit the showers hard after this bout, the amount of soil that they're churning up is obscene!

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

look at that penetration! This is brought to you by VISA. VISA - unlocking opportunities for everyone.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

WHAT A CATCH

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
it's in the hole

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
At the end of the day, sometimes it all comes down to who wants it more. You can see it on his face, this is a guy who wants it. He wants it hard.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
that's a nice thick cock

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



*John Madden furiously drawing arrows and circles all over a gay porn movie while saying John Madden things*

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Too far

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Look at that tight end!

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



BOOM

Ornery and Hornery
Oct 22, 2020

Tough actin’ tenactin’

Zil
Jun 4, 2011

Satanically Summoned Citrus


That's the money shot right there.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

THEY SACKED THE WIDE RECEIVER OHHHH

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

He was pretty rear end for like two thirds of the first one and his o-line and receivers straight up left him to die in the second one

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Man, get hyped. You have a fun coach, momentum, goofy players. Trick plays aplenty. Lean into that, it’s a good time regardless of w/l.

curiosity fucked me up
Oct 7, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a9SVPOuy25k

Turrurrurrurrrrrrr
Dec 22, 2018

I hope this is "battle" enough for you, friend.

Songbearer posted:

It's just one hard push to reach the finishing line, and both competitors are coming strong! Look at the sheer intensity on their faces as they give it their all!

cult_hero
Jul 10, 2001
Ya know, with the internet and everything, it just feels different. Like back in the 70's it was all about getting the guys in the basement and watching the highlights on the 8mm and doing our thing. Now it's all technical, computer crap, and guys looking like boy scouts. What happened to mustaches and scruff? Might as well be watching a bunch of women.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

WHAT A MANEUVER

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
He's going below belt! Is that even allowed? What are the referees!?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Yellow flag on the field.


Holding. Roughing the receiver. Second down.

SatansOnion
Dec 12, 2011

goddamn outlaw mud shows with their gimmicks and their acrobatic shenanigans. it's not like back in my day, when the fans really and truly believed [that the plumber had arrived to install a length of new pipe]

-Jim Cornhole

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




I need you guys to send me the videos you're commentating, they all sound way better than what I see.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
a Cinderella story...

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Yes we have to say it, remember this is just a gay porn, no matter who's top or bottom; an unspeakable tragedy, confirmed to us by ABC News in New York city, John Lennon, outside of his apartment building on the west side of New York city, the most famous perhaps of all of the Beatles, shot twice in the back, rushed to Roosevelt Hospital, dead on arrival

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
McDelf and Rogers are to head to head in a stunning finish!

Baxter
Sep 13, 2000
We’ve finally reached the bottom of the ninth, and it has been quite a showing.

SpaceAceJase
Nov 8, 2008

and you
have proved
to be...

a real shitty poster,
and a real james
Those two men
just came to blows

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

HES STEALING THIRD BASE OHHHH OHHHH

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FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
See that's the thing about Winslow. He just keeps going. You think he's out and then WHAM back at it 110%

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