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Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Spent 600 bucks on dinner with her and here I am sleeping in my bed ie living room sofa. 😂

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Mr. Crow
May 22, 2008

Snap City mayor for life
Thats rough op ill tell her to take u back

Piggy Smalls
Jun 21, 2015



BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

maybe she just assumed you like sleeping on the couch

Confusedslight
Jan 9, 2020
Well...
Was the food good?

Dystopia Barbarian
Dec 25, 2022

by vyelkin
This is what happens when you spend $600 feeding yourself and don't order anything for your wife. Let that be a lesson to you, OP.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Make a kickass fort and don't let her in, then she will have to post a thread about it

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

she probably saw your posts

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
A lot of people probably hate you, why single out your wife?

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe
spending $600 in tokens at chuck e cheese's does not count as spending $600 on dinner with your wife

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Well you can't stop with a picture. what happened in your words please

WILDTURKEY101
Mar 7, 2005

Look to your left. Look to your right. Only one of you is going to pass this course.
Get a cat to sleep on the couch with you

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Have you tried going to the gym

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

I need proof this isn't a joke, put a shoe on your head and retake the couch picture

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

This is all well and good OP.

But does your wife hate ME as well?

Because if she does, then you can tell her that I am hurt.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




git apologist posted:

she probably saw your posts

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


Dam... he ain't playing

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
Quit making so goddamn much noise down there and go to bed, we're trying to focus

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
keeping your bed warm for you op

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
I like your heartocross never seen that before

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

git apologist posted:

she probably saw your posts

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Is that the inside of a duvet without the cover on? She's going to hate you even more if she notices that.

Also did you go for a poo during dinner? Maybe she's got some weird issue about the timing of when people defecate

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

maybe it would be comfier to sleep in your car. you could lay the seats flat, roll out a sleeping bag, and pretend you’re camping!

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Have you considered bringing her a dead mouse?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Your wife hates me too

Randy Travesty
Oct 27, 2014

PHANTOM QUEEN


Buy your wife an account, OP.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
I was probably lying OP I'm sorry your wife probably doesn't know me but if she knew me she would probably hate me

Yolomon Wayne
Jun 10, 2014

You call it "The Big Bang", but what really happened is
Grimey Drawer
Does your wife know shes your wife?
If so, does she agree with that?

Raged
Jul 21, 2003

Who's the lucky guy who she took out using your credit card?

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
All jokes aside it's not a great sign that you focus on how you spent 600 dollars on dinner but don't actually say (or know?) what you did to piss her off

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!

So what did you say to end up on the couch,OP?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Have you tried washing your face?

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Holland Oates posted:

Buy your wife an account, OP.

yeah, what kinda man drops six hundred smackeroos on din-din but can't spare the :10bux: to buy his wife an account os they can adjudicate all disagreements in Forums Court?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

git apologist posted:

she probably saw your posts

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


My wife shaves me

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
She might let you keep the couch in the impending divorce. Gonna be way more than 600 smackaroos

Corn Glizzy
Jun 28, 2007



don’t put your feet on the couch, champ, or you’re not getting a new Switch game tomorrow

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
i will hate you for free op, just say the word

N. Senada
May 17, 2011

My kidneys are busted
Should’ve bought a cat instead

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SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010

Confusedslight posted:

Well...
Was the food good?

Seriously what the gently caress spill that goddamn menu

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