Schadenfreude Reboot: ANIMAL CONTROL STOLE MY ASS

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ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpemlzZZBM1qigfjt.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpcyebbIvI1qigfjt.mp4

# ? Feb 1, 2023 21:00

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 22:23

TrashMammal: Nov 10, 2022

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2xng3jymM
It's one of the many re-releases that help put the nail in the coffin that disco ever died.

This feels like brain poison

# ? Feb 1, 2023 21:07

ELTON JOHN: Feb 17, 2014

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_M2xng3jymM

EDIT: Here's an interesting tidbit.
That's the 1988 version of Car Wash by Rose Royce - which was an extended version of the original from disco track from 1976, proving that, and only released in Europe (as well as Canadia).
It's one of the many re-releases that help put the nail in the coffin that disco ever died.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5mGNRgKFOI

# ? Feb 1, 2023 21:30

BlankSystemDaemon: Mar 13, 2009

The take that disco, a genre with fans all over the world, was somehow affected by a bunch of racist and homophobic Chicagoans is one that's as cold as the career of the radio DJ that's responsible for the riot.

ELTON JOHN posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5mGNRgKFOI

Don't dox me, please.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 21:37

RandomBlue: Dec 30, 2012; hay guys!; Biscuit Hider

Kenning posted:

I think I'm having a stroke

it's an AI generated post

# ? Feb 1, 2023 22:20

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

BlankSystemDaemon posted:

The take that disco, a genre with fans all over the world, was somehow affected by a bunch of racist and homophobic Chicagoans is one that's as cold as the career of the radio DJ that's responsible for the riot.

Disco is absolutely dead and no one likes it anymore. That's why there's 2 Mama Mia movies and ABBA was offered a billion dollars to reunite and go on tour in 2000.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 22:26

Soul Dentist: Mar 17, 2009

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpemlzZZBM1qigfjt.mp4

As a former caterer the t-shirt and hoodie drive me up the wall. This has got to be Silicon Valley right? lovely young tech bros spending as much money as possible?

# ? Feb 1, 2023 22:28

Ornamental Dingbat: Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1620813392012537857?t=EXE_RVnFbXax16yNZLKwtg&s=19

# ? Feb 1, 2023 22:40

Human Tornada: Mar 4, 2005; I been wantin to see a honkey dance.

I love the woman in the background going "eww!" like the dog just farted. It's a river of sewage splashing all over everything, I think you're beyond eww at that point.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 23:44

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

I was doing that sort of spit thing the guy was doing the whole time I was watching that.

# ? Feb 1, 2023 23:55

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

He somehow missed the turds :thunk:

# ? Feb 1, 2023 23:57

Ralph Hurley: Aug 3, 2009

That dude got it all in his mouth he might consider getting checked out by a doctor. :barf:

# ? Feb 2, 2023 00:02

Serephina: Nov 8, 2005; 恐竜戦隊
ジュウレンジャー

Are we allowed to post politicians shoving a whole foot in their mouth here?

Local NZ Mayor has absolutely no public speaking skills (context: there was recent heavy rain & flooding)

https://twitter.com/StrayDogNZ/status/1620905310079827969

# ? Feb 2, 2023 00:04

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

# ? Feb 2, 2023 00:09

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

https://twitter.com/ohshidt/status/1620813392012537857?t=EXE_RVnFbXax16yNZLKwtg&s=19

Deserved everything the got. Just zero ability to think anything through.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 00:09

Hollismason: Jun 30, 2007; Feel free to disregard this post.

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

LMAO

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/andrew-tate-appeal-30-day-detention-96810500

Enjoy Jail

# ? Feb 2, 2023 00:20

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpddcvint11s1ddrj.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpdginoftd1s1ddrj_720.mp4

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpbm6nb9nF1s1ddrj.mp4

# ? Feb 2, 2023 00:53

Pennywise the Frown: May 10, 2010; Upset Trowel

`Nemesis posted:

My brother was at a party once at someone's house and they had a shelty. There was a bunch of people in some room and after a while they all realized they were grouped up in the center of the room because the shelty was slowly and subtly herding them.

My parent's shelty used to nip at my ankles to move me around but he grew out of that.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 01:18

Lady Jaybird: Jan 23, 2014; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2022

Hollismason posted:

LMAO

https://abcnews.go.com/International/wireStory/andrew-tate-appeal-30-day-detention-96810500

Enjoy Jail

This brings me joy

# ? Feb 2, 2023 02:14

SilvergunSuperman: Aug 7, 2010

Pennywise the Frown posted:

My brother was at a party once at someone's house and they had a shelty. There was a bunch of people in some room and after a while they all realized they were grouped up in the center of the room because the shelty was slowly and subtly herding them.

My parent's shelty used to nip at my ankles to move me around but he grew out of that.

My cousin had one and they had a playhouse that the dog literally wore a rut in the ground cartoon-style from circling it

# ? Feb 2, 2023 02:55

Takes No Damage: Nov 20, 2004; The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.; Grimey Drawer

Texans don't know what for with all this ice and snow:

https://i.imgur.com/htQauqV.mp4

4 legs good, 2 legs bad.
(dog was fine, dude was fine)

# ? Feb 2, 2023 04:55

`Nemesis: Dec 30, 2000; railroad graffiti

Liquid Communism posted:

Double post, because someone's about to have a lovely existence:

https://twitter.com/TheWTFNation/status/1620816900937875456

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:28

BlackIronHeart: Aug 2, 2004; The Oath Breaker's about to hit warphead nine Kaptain!

There goes someone's weekend.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:51

CRUSTY MINGE: Mar 30, 2011; Peggy Hill
Foot Connoisseur

Not just weekend, at least their next two weeks. Maybe 6.5 weeks.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 05:57

ekuNNN: Nov 27, 2004; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_qpvbycgIX81vmobp0.mp4

# ? Feb 2, 2023 06:10

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

`Nemesis posted:

lmao even if it is missing the barrel that's like 50 lbs of steel, it would make a noticable sound hitting the pavement

# ? Feb 2, 2023 07:37

Doodles: Apr 14, 2001

Elias_Maluco posted:

https://twitter.com/caindotudo/status/1620791079682596864

edit: lots of great schad on that twitter

This one was particularly amusing:

https://twitter.com/caindotudo/status/1556449884366061568

# ? Feb 2, 2023 08:52

Splicer: Oct 16, 2006; from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

Alternately, if you need to move a dog, try having cheese. They'll go wherever the cheese goes

TIL I'm a dog.

On the other hand this teaches dogs that being an rear end in a top hat will be rewarded with cheese.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 13:11

GoutPatrol: Oct 17, 2009; *Stupid Babby*

ekuNNN posted:

https://va.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_rpcyebbIvI1qigfjt.mp4

well at least she had a helmet on

# ? Feb 2, 2023 13:40

Samuel L. Hacksaw: Mar 26, 2007; Never Stop Posting

Splicer posted:

TIL I'm a dog.

On the other hand this teaches dogs that being an rear end in a top hat will be rewarded with cheese.

They don't have great memories, just make them do a few commands once the cheese has their attention and they'll forget* that being an rear end in a top hat brings the cheese.

*Only tested on Labs.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:19

SpacePig: Apr 4, 2007; I'M FEELING JIMMY

Splicer posted:

TIL I'm a dog.

On the other hand this teaches dogs that being an rear end in a top hat will be rewarded with cheese.

Don't give it to them until the walk is over. Then give them a little treat at the end of future walks. Treat is now associated with finishing a walk.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:23

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

SpacePig posted:

Don't give it to them until the walk is over. Then give them a little treat at the end of future walks. Treat is now associated with finishing a walk.

This works with people too.

Patiently slogging through my workday coz I'm waiting for my weed.

Still working on stopping weed and continuing to want to go through the work bit, but I'm sure it'll happen.

# ? Feb 2, 2023 15:53