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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?


Please bring them back to safety.

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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Why

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


balloon boy II

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Maybe stop stuffing children in balloons.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


thats my testicle. good to see it finally gaining national attention. im so proud of my one testicle.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
:gas: thread ban OP

McGavin
Sep 18, 2012

The only way to stop a bad boy in a balloon is a good boy in a balloon.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
bidenflation out of control

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Private Cumshoe posted:

bidenflation out of control

yes tell me more about inflating biden :gizz:

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Toxic Mental posted:

inflating biden :gizz:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
I grew up with a kid whose parents had a hot air balloon. Try to guess his first name. Hint: it's not Kyle!

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


if this kid wants to live in the sky in a balloon who the hell are we to tell him not to??

Dick Jones
Jun 20, 2002

Number 2 Guy at OCP

Gathering what is no doubt crucial intel on our shrubland and cowshit reserves.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

hope he brought enough chow main for everybody

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
what kind of chemtrails do you think it's leaving

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


gently caress, imagine losing that much face

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Op I'm too high to understand tf happening somebody sum it up

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Give me an article.

:one:

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Parents are freaking out, kid will be forced to go to a PUBLIC university now

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Balloons are destroying this nation!!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost

Pennywise the Frown posted:

Give me an article.

:one:

https://www.militarytimes.com/news/your-military/2023/02/02/chinese-surveillance-balloon-detected-over-montana/

quote:

The North American Aerospace Defense Command is tracking a high-altitude Chinese surveillance balloon floating over the U.S., the Pentagon confirmed Thursday, but there are no plans to shoot it down.

The balloon is floating above commercial air traffic and doesn’t present a threat to anything on the ground currently, Air Force Brig. Gen. Pat Ryder told reporters.

“Instances of this kind of balloon activity have been observed previously over the past several years,” Ryder said. “Once the balloon was detected, the U.S. government acted immediately to protect against the collection of sensitive information.

A senior defense official declined to say how long the government had been tracking the balloon, and declined to elaborate on previous known instances of spy balloons floating over the U.S., saying only that the government is confident the balloon belongs to China and that it has lingered over U.S. air space for a longer period of time than previous balloons.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

Op I'm too high to understand tf happening somebody sum it up

you're in a balloon right now floating through the skies wake up OP wake up

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it takes a village to raise a child over montana

Tumble
Jun 24, 2003
I'm not thinking of anything!
Balloon Boy was an incredible news story. It was just so wonderful watching it unfold on all the various media platforms and channels, like the news scrambling to get "experts" on who can talk about a boy in a loose balloon. Then when something fell from it everybody was like "COULD THAT THING THAT FELL HAVE BEEN AN EIGHT YEAR OLD BOY!?? LIKE JUST HYPOTHETICALLY IN THE ENTIRETY OF EXISTENCE ON A QUANTUM LEVEL COULD A YOUNG BOY FALL!?@?" and so on and so on.

It's too bad the dad wasn't more likable and less obviously living with some kind of mental illness because that poo poo actually could launch a career now. He was like ten years early, he would have been set if he had today's social media.

Three Olives posted:



Please bring them back to safety.

They will be fine they took a traffic sign and that's better than GPS. They just gotta follow route 6 a few more miles and he'll be at the Hilton and that's a good place to rest

Tumble fucked around with this message at 03:39 on Feb 3, 2023

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

thanks a lot obama

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Enjoy watching the meth elementals make moonshine down there in Montana, China

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Save child

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

they're checking to see if anything is left of america after the whole trump thing

Ups_rail
Dec 8, 2006

by Fluffdaddy

Three Olives posted:



Please bring them back to safety.

Hey Three Olives are you still rich?

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Those rascals just want unfettered access to US Hulu accounts.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Lame.

:one:

dr_rat
Jun 4, 2001

Mega64 posted:

Maybe stop stuffing children in balloons.

But if we stop sacrificing children to the balloons than the balloons might come after us!!!!

:q: :ohdear:

*(the yellow grinning smiley is the closest to a killer balloon smiley we have, but I think it's a fairly accurate depiction.)

Vidmaster
Oct 26, 2002



dr_rat posted:

But if we stop sacrificing children to the balloons than the balloons might come after us!!!!

:q: :ohdear:

*(the yellow grinning smiley is the closest to a killer balloon smiley we have, but I think it's a fairly accurate depiction.)

Do we not have :cb: anymore?

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Vidmaster posted:

Do we not have :cb: anymore?

the gently caress dude

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

They sent a weatherbaloon lmao


The central committee sure botched this one

rotinaj
Sep 5, 2008

Fun Shoe
The government has put how much loving money into the military and there isnt a gun to shoot down balloons?

What the gently caress

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cabbages and Kings posted:

the gently caress dude

is there a story for that that we should be aware of?

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
maybe its a climate change helping balloon did the US military clowns ever think of that or were they too busy having GAY SEX and listening to Nena because... hold on I'm going to need a minute here :blush:

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

rotinaj posted:

The government has put how much loving money into the military and there isnt a gun to shoot down balloons?

What the gently caress

same but montanans and guns

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Private Cumshoe posted:

maybe its a climate change helping balloon did the US military clowns ever think of that or were they too busy having GAY SEX and listening to Nena because... hold on I'm going to need a minute here :blush:

actually I think you need about 6 hours

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