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Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?
On a deep HGTV binge tonight and this appears every episode:



What is this room? How is it used? Why does the fireplace have a water decanter centered? How does anyone watch this TV?

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NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Three Olives posted:

On a deep HGTV binge tonight and this appears every episode:



What is this room? How is it used? Why does the fireplace have a water decanter centered? How does anyone watch this TV?

have you ever seen a fire, OP? they get pretty hot and firey, so you need something to put them out with.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Three Olives posted:

On a deep HGTV binge tonight and this appears every episode:



What is this room? How is it used? Why does the fireplace have a water decanter centered? How does anyone watch this TV?

It's satanic geometry, OP

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

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is that a censer on the table

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I bet that’s a gigantic crt tv that’s embedded 4 feet deep in the wall

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Buce posted:

I bet that’s a gigantic crt tv that’s embedded 4 feet deep in the wall

Cool you can play Duck Hunt on it

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I can imagine how quickly that light-colored couch and carpet would be stained with honey mustard dressing and veggie straw dust.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Are you confused because it's not a condo?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
It could use less drab.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

It's cgi op

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

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You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Looks like every single modern home design trend remodeled into a single room. Ultra-white everything (with the occasional ivory and smoke gray breaking through) that is blocky, level, and plumb that makes a living space feel sanitized and lifeless.

I wanna be in an inviting and comfortable room full of color and movement filled with clashing design trends and decades that makes it feel lived in, not like I’m sitting in a boring hospital waiting room.

Keeping up with the Joneses? gently caress the Joneses. The Joneses are pretentious dickwads.

PureEvil6_13
Jun 1, 2004

I LIKE PETA AND THINK THAT SCIENCE IS EVIL
Soot is gonna gently caress up that wood casing the fireplace, so that's pretty dumb.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
That's not even worth $200.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Three Olives is confused because there aren’t unnecessary smart devices all over the place.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Sophy Wackles posted:

Three Olives is confused because there aren’t unnecessary smart devices all over the place.

that's what you think. each one of those cushions is actually running iOS

Lamebot
Sep 8, 2005

ロボ顔菌~♡
Choosing all white for your porno shoot will be a pain for cleanup, but you do have to admit it is aesthetically striking.

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Sophy Wackles posted:

Three Olives is confused because there aren’t unnecessary smart devices all over the place.

I bet he bought one of those bag squeezers.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


What's going on with the chickenwire leading into crawlspace?

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!

Fartington Butts posted:

What's going on with the chickenwire leading into crawlspace?
I mean, you kind of inferred it in your question. It's where you keep your live poultry.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




that’s a photo of my rumpus room op, and i don’t believe it was on tv, i think you’re the one who keeps breaking into my rumpus room and leaving dirty napkins on the floor

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Some families called it a sunroom. I think it is best for the dust build up to become noticable.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?
I would like the HGTV version of Nothing, Forever

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)
Very carefully, op

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



"Well I do love this house," says the soccer mom who has never seen a black person that wasn't wearing a fast food uniform, "but it's a little out of our price range. Hmm...I guess if we cut our winter in Aspen from a month to three weeks we could swing it."

Three Olives
Apr 10, 2005

What if Hitler invented the BMW i3 Subcompact Electric car?

Sophy Wackles posted:

Three Olives is confused because there aren’t unnecessary smart devices all over the place.

A bold stance on "What if my house was worse".

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

Bag Flying At Noon, (2024)

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

"Well I do love this house," says the soccer mom who has never seen a black person that wasn't wearing a fast food uniform, "but it's a little out of our price range. Hmm...I guess if we cut our winter in Aspen from a month to three weeks we could swing it."

He’s a part-time paraprofessional; she’s a stay at home mom. Their budget: $800,000.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Directly in front of a fireplace is a bad place for an Orchid.

PerniciousKnid
Sep 13, 2006

Lamebot posted:

Choosing all white for your porno shoot will be a pain for cleanup, but you do have to admit it is aesthetically striking.

Makes it easier to bleach everything.

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Three Olives posted:

water decanter

That's a water pitcher.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
:gas: thread ban OP for using the phrase "We need to talk about".

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Hell. It's just a pitcher. Holds any liquid, really.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
It's a pitcher if it's holding a liquid. If you leave it empty, it's now an objet d'art, and is called a decanter.

:lofty:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

He’s a part-time paraprofessional; she’s a stay at home mom. Their budget: $800,000.

This joke seems to be implying that 800k is a lot of money for a house in America in 2023 :confused:

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord

Devils Affricate posted:

This joke seems to be implying that 800k is a lot of money for a house in America in 2023 :confused:

Don't worry they live in rural Canada.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
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It's about being energy efficient OP. You keep a water decanter by your fireplace so when you need some tea you already got hot water ready to go.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

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Ideally we would all live in barrels, or maybe some kind of rejuvenation "pod" or something maybe it's got magnets

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981


I want to SHART now!!!!

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