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littleprincecurry
Jan 30, 2023

hornet juice and rosebuds in a container of gazelle meat
I need help adding to my list of questions about pooping habits. Anybody got any?

poop while sitting or standing?
face forwards or backwards?
flat foot or tippy toes?
hands, where do they go?
phone/other activities?
push or just let it go at it's own flow?
curtesy flush?
wet wipes, dry roll, bidet?
wipe while sitting or standing?
front to back, back to front?
dry roll ... over the top, underneath or upright?
do you look?


Edit:

-new questions-
morning, afternoon or night pooper?
viscosity?
can you poop in public?
pics?
poop knife or plunger?
drain stomper or scooper(?)?

littleprincecurry fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Feb 7, 2023

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Poop stranding.

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
Reverse cowgirl.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wtf is a courtesy flush

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I poop in standard mummy formation.

Samuel L. Hacksaw
Mar 26, 2007

Never Stop Posting
I catch it with my hand and put it in the catbox op. My wife thinks one of our cats has digestive problems.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
As a victim of a temporal accident, every morning I sit on the toilet as poop enters me and slowly turns into fully cooked meal that I regurgitate around noon time.

littleprincecurry
Jan 30, 2023

hornet juice and rosebuds in a container of gazelle meat

Samuel L. Hacksaw posted:

I catch it with my hand and put it in the catbox op. My wife thinks one of our cats has digestive problems.

Have you considered pooping directly in the cat box?

Issaries
Sep 15, 2008

"Negotiations were going well. They were very impressed by my hat." -Issaries the Concilliator"

littleprincecurry posted:

Have you considered pooping directly in the cat box?

That would be unhygienic.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
My highly epic habits are none of your goddamn business op

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Do you poop and piss on the ceiling of a restaurant restroom?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
When I let loose, empires fall

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005

Colonel Cancer posted:

Wtf is a courtesy flush

Curtsey, not courtesy. You gotta do a curtesy aka female bow and then dump at the inflection point

El Diablo Bob O
Sep 3, 2011

Hay nada mas,
Oh si' my way!
Main pooping time of day/ time period you poop most?

I'm mostly a morning pooper.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7JAbRP96Sc

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
There have been a bunch of guys asking about my feces. All of them are in the cold cold ground op

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

OP I think you can find the answers to all of your questions in this thread

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

i didn't watch this but based on the thumbnail i think i can figure out one possible thing he could do to poop better and faster

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

I love too poo poo !! :D

Jandipoo
Mar 29, 2008

I am the great Cornholio!
I'm pooping right now, OP.

Speleothing
May 6, 2008

Spare batteries are pretty key.

littleprincecurry posted:

I need help adding to my list of questions about pooping habits. Anybody got any?

poop while sitting or standing?
face forwards or backwards?
flat foot or tippy toes?
hands, where do they go?
phone/other activites?
push or just let it go at it's own flow?
curtesy flush?
wet wipes, dry roll, bidet?
wipe while sitting or standing?
front to back, back to front?
dry roll ... over the top, underneath or upright?
do you look?

Sitting
Forwards
Tippy toes
Elbows on knees, hands on head or phone
Phone
Push it out
Flush at the end
Dry TP
Stand to wipe
Front to back
Over the top
drat right I look

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
if you're gotta pott it you gotta squat it

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Gok u

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Funny how guys who can't poo poo always own firearms

Punkinhead
Apr 2, 2015

Want me to make some self-incriminating posts? Hoping for my-poop-crimes.txt? Get real, poo poo cops!

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
rectum? drat near killed me.

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
I got really stoned yesterday and ate too much and now I have been pooping about once an hour for the past few hours today. that's my poop situation and boy howdy am I glad you asked. sure feels good to share what's going on with my bowels and anus with the ol' internet

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

I poo poo my pants op

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib

Colonel Cancer posted:

As a victim of a temporal accident, every morning I sit on the toilet as poop enters me and slowly turns into fully cooked meal that I regurgitate around noon time.

The new Philip K Dick's Counter-Clock World film is shaping up, and I am here for it.

Actually im on the toilet right now

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rimzIZv1_3Y

Steady when you don't need to pull them out.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



While running at full speed.

littleprincecurry
Jan 30, 2023

hornet juice and rosebuds in a container of gazelle meat

El Diablo Bob O posted:

Main pooping time of day/ time period you poop most?

I'm mostly a morning pooper.

good question. added.

Hammerite
Mar 9, 2007

And you don't remember what I said here, either, but it was pompous and stupid.
Jade Ear Joe

Revins posted:

I got really stoned yesterday and ate too much and now I have been pooping about once an hour for the past few hours today. that's my poop situation and boy howdy am I glad you asked. sure feels good to share what's going on with my bowels and anus with the ol' internet

what the heck else is the internet for

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

poo poo in your own mouth

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



please make coprophilia threads like this bannable

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Corn and/or peanuts in it?

Is it a beet poop?

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

poop

there it is

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

please make coprophilia threads like this bannable

I'm doing my best but I'm not a mod and my posting skills are limited

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I usually just get on any line of the public bus in Macon Georgia. I then sit down next to the hottest girl and stare blankly at her. When things get uncomfortable I poop my pants to try to break the ice. Only ever worked once...and I didn't really want to spend any time with that girl.

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Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
On the toilet again! Still not sure what this thread is about :justpost:

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