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Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020
I’m popping out for a drink if you guys wanna come, about 20 minutes?

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Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 25, 2020
thanks for the offer but I'm having a Slow Saturday

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Kind of you to ask.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm no one of those silly dry guys but it's a bit early don't you think?

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

If I am to leave my stronghold I must have my squire dress me in armor, which will take much longer than 20 minutes. I will arrive with my bannermen in a fortnight, please wait for me as i will need to be rendered aid in order to go to the bathroom.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Hey op. Suck on this fart

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Chief McHeath posted:

Hey op. Suck on this fart

You rang?!

But seriously though. OP, doesn’t sound like the kind of guy I’d like to go get a beer with :one:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

It's 8am op, I'm good

Scornful Sexbot
Sep 24, 2007


Dinosaur Gum
Keen my balls OP

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
ITS 9 O’CLOCK in the morning in the S-Tier time zone you loving lunatic!

Extra row of tits
Oct 31, 2020

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

ITS 9 O’CLOCK in the morning in the S-Tier time zone you loving lunatic!

Come out, don’t be such a Frenchman.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Smugworth posted:

I'm no one of those silly dry guys but it's a bit early don't you think?

its dryfeb

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
That's Commander Keen to you, private

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
commander keenm was a fun game on the comnpuer you could also play pong

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

keane was pretty good for a while there

Waffle!
Aug 6, 2004

I Feel Pretty!


As Keenu once said at the end of his classic action movie the Martrix, "Nah."

wilfredmerriweathr
Jul 11, 2005
I had too much prosecco last night and woke up with a loving raging headache which I solved with three ibuprofen and half an etizolam

I'm gonna blaze and play twilight princess hd after I finally get moving today (moving from the bed to the couch that is)

Definitely not drinking for a couple days. gently caress I was gonna do taxes today too

interwhat
Jul 23, 2005

it's kickin in dude
I just picked up some keen boots for work. They're oil resistant, comp toe, and high voltage rated. Very comfy. Enjoy

Entorwellian
Jun 30, 2006

Northern Flicker
Anna's Hummingbird

Sorry, but the people have spoken.



Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

what time are drinks

NoiseAnnoys
May 17, 2010

Icochet posted:

That's Commander Keen to you, private

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
:smug: Good morning, you're all just pretending to need this "medicine" because you're drug addicts.

:angel: Good evening, directed pharmaceutical use of amphetamines obviously enriches the lives of many itt and I just woul
I had a pair of Keen Atlanta Cools when I still had to wear steeltoes, great shoes

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Commander Keen was maybe 3˝ years before everyone it was mainstream to desire a the cartoon character sexually. Bless him

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Icochet posted:

Commander Keen was maybe 3˝ years before everyone it was mainstream to desire a the cartoon character sexually. Bless him

Jill of the Jungle would like a word


unless you think that swimsuit was practical

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
I shot four of him when I beat the cyberdemon

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Milo and POTUS posted:

I shot four of him when I beat the cyberdemon

that's not the cyberdemon, it's Hans Gross in the cyberdemon suit :colbert:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Smugworth posted:

I'm no one of those silly dry guys but it's a bit early don't you think?

Sun up, bottoms up.

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
Awaiting the gritty grimdark adult remake of commander keen with soundtrack by Andrew hulschultz and keens face is played by a famous actor who should know better than to do video games

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
How did they get him to scroll?

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



I have a nice pair of Keen sandals somewhere around here, but I almost never wear them.

Cabbages and Kings
Aug 25, 2004


Shall we be trotting home again?

Animal-Mother posted:

Awaiting the gritty grimdark adult remake of commander keen with soundtrack by Andrew hulschultz and keens face is played by a famous actor who should know better than to do video games

Keen Reboot Ep1: Aliens Ate My Babysitter

Intro scene: beyond-R rated visceral depiction of a screaming teenager being slowly and painfully devoured by a xenomorph

The door bursts open, in comes a blonde-dyed virtual Hugh Jackman, AR-15s in either hand, BANG, BANG BANG

Drops empty mags on the floor, looks at camera

"I am pretty KEEN to end this war"



e: also it was way too early for me to drink when I made my first post here but it's 4:12 now and I am on Smugg's Rum & Coke #2 :colbert:

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Peen

Pekinduck
May 10, 2008
keen 4-6: when shot the enemies looked mildly insulted with z's over their heads

keen 1-3: they got fuckin' fried

Edit:

Pekinduck fucked around with this message at 01:15 on Feb 5, 2023

zone
Dec 6, 2016

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
:smug: Good morning, you're all just pretending to need this "medicine" because you're drug addicts.

:angel: Good evening, directed pharmaceutical use of amphetamines obviously enriches the lives of many itt and I just woul

rip dgsw

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