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The world needn't bother me anymore. I would rather just harvest my minks on my mink farm in sourthern Spain.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 08:25 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:50 |
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I see your trade and offer you my nuts.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 08:28 |
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I hope you're not killing the minks, I don't mind farming mink wool and mink milk but harvesting their fur and meat is a barbaric practice that should have stopped long ago.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 08:36 |
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can i have a mink?
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 08:39 |
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Suck off a dick
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 08:40 |
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Ermine supremacy
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 08:50 |
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I respect your desire for quiet life. A duck farm I think would be best for me. The lively chatter of their quacking as they waddle to and fro, and every so often a nice plump one to be prepared for the table. Yes, I can see it.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:00 |
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"Harvest my minks" sounds like a euphemism.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:34 |
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CaptainSarcastic posted:"Harvest my minks" sounds like a euphemism. Harvest my stinks
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:35 |
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Wait, are we coming up on deerweasel season again?
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:37 |
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Can't wait to puncture this little fucker's cortext with a pressure bolt and then scrape the inside of its skin for that sweet sweet mink oil. Nothing makes my boots shine like Mink Oil. Also they are apparently vectors for COVID-19 so they were gassing these rascally varmints by the thousand in Denmark. Stay tuned for more mink related news and likely proof that someone's turned the knob on the simulation all the way over to "strange hell".
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:39 |
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I tried using an artificial mink but it gave me a rash
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:42 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:Harvest my stinks
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 14:06 |
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Poohs Packin posted:
Farming rules. Any problem -> kill everything. Chicken sneezes? Killem all. Cow mad? Burn the lot
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 14:21 |
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where im from mink is slang for someone who is dirty and unclean for some weird reason. like, "jim doesn't wash his hands after a shite, he's a total mink" there was a girl at my primary school who smelled and her nickname was minky mandy
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 14:34 |
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Two in the mink, one in the skink
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 14:48 |
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I grew up near a mink farm They smell like poo poo and one time an escaped mink got into the henhouse and my dad had to bash it's head in with a shovel Farm soy or apples or weed or something, not minks loving mink farms, ugh
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 14:50 |
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What are some good mink growing tips? I tried to farm a mink once but it got sick and died. Maybe it didn't get enough potassium
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 15:07 |
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GABA ghoul posted:What are some good mink growing tips? I tried to farm a mink once but it got sick and died. Maybe it didn't get enough potassium It's very important to ensure they have access to a pond or some other suitable body of water. No, they don't technically need it, but they will be significantly happier and cleaner (and thus healthier) if they have something to splash around in. At the absolute very least they should have sufficient water that they can fully dip their heads into it, though I would consider it cruel not to let them swim a little as well. E: Ah, no sorry, thinking of ducks again. Have you tried kicking the minks, or yelling at them? Being vermin, they might have come to expect it.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 15:17 |
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Get a ferret
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 15:30 |
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 15:35 |
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 15:37 |
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:04 |
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Weasle stomping day
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:07 |
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Too late motherfucker, already replaced all your minks with skinks
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:17 |
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hey OP just brainstorming some cool slogans for ads in your local newspaper and regional television broadcast, try this on for size; "got mink?" okay I'll take my 10% royalties now
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:22 |
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Mink milk of magnesia
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:33 |
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poo poo my pants but the logs were rock hard
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:40 |
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Take back your mink. Take back your pearls.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 02:07 |
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The townsfolk cant stand the stink of your mink you fink!
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 02:40 |
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# ? Apr 25, 2024 00:50 |
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fix ur loving avatar op
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 18:18 |