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It's Story Time! Let's tell a story. All you have to do is post, and you will be added to the story in some form. It all starts in a faraway land of...
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 04:54 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 06:53 |
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I like stories, OP
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 04:55 |
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What mystery awaits this thread?
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 04:57 |
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I'm frantically looking around for a robe and wizard hat !
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 04:58 |
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... in the far away land of Youaraelf, pronounced "You Are A Elf", which was a very strange place indeed. Even though nobody was an elf, everyone in Youaraelf wore false pointed ears. Youaraelf's main exports were shoes and cookies, which was also odd because the average height and weight in Youaraelf was 8 ft, 300 lbs and their very large hands would have been better suited for mighty tasks, but that's just the way things are sometimes. In this faraway land of Youaraelf there was the wise King AKZ Of Corned Beef, and the equally wise Queen Leper Go-Getter, author of the award winning erotic book of cave diving, "The Bends Over". They were wise and the nation was mighty and all would be well except for a certain dark nation ruled by the far more nefarious King...
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 05:17 |
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I like Corned Beef
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 05:26 |
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I summon a fart!
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 05:29 |
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 05:31 |
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Realise "Wait a minute, we're not elves or friggin' cat demons or whatever the hell fruity poo poo that was. We're just a couple of regular work-a-day guys with normal ears. We love our beer, our trucks, and our wives - in that order."
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 05:41 |
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I don't like how the one on the right wants to eat his comrades crown I'm a tiny gecko making bad choices every time the phone auto rotates
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 05:47 |
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I hope i’m the villain with the heart of gold!
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 05:51 |
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Open the door
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 05:53 |
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Who is the nefarious King??
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 06:37 |
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Is that the dreaded tyrant King Badperson of Intolerance-on-Sea?!
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 06:41 |
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That king was the mighty Wifi Toilet, whose tyrannical rule over the flatulent dark kingdom of Dervinosdoom forced every citizen to endure wi-fi enabled toilets, whose purpose would not be understood until the invention of wi-fi devices several centuries from now. Worse, the wi-fi was slow. Despite his terrible rule, there was no one in the kingdom of Dervinosdoom strong enough to oppose him, and many spent their days huffing their own farts. Dark King Wifi Toilet One dark day, the dark King Wifi Toilet summoned to his throne room his most trusted Dragoon, the strangely charismatic EorayMel, who was both a feared hangman and motherfucker. Dragoon EorayMel The Dark King Wifi Toilet said to his trusted Dragoon: "You are aware of the fair kingdom of Youaraelf, far to the West?" "Of course," murmured the Dragoon EorayMel, "It's that stupid kingdom that spends all their time making shoes that do not fit them, and cookies too small for them to eat, because they are idiots who think they are elves?" "Excellent," sneered the king, "I want you to take your men and travel to Youaraelf, sneak into the castle, and kidnap their precious Princess Funky See Funky Do!" "It will be done my liege," assured the Dragoon, "For no one can resist my incredible charm!" The Precious Princess Funky See Funky Do That night, the Dragoon disguised himself as a dainty chambermaid, which was a believable story considering the average Youaraelf chambermaid was a good foot taller than he was. There, he heard Princess Funky See Funky Do lecturing her lady in waiting about what she perceived as foolishness by the kingdom. "Don't you see?" sighed the exasperated princess, "We're not elves, we're nothing of the sort! These are just pointed ears we wear, we love our beer, trucks and wives -- in that order!" Her lady in waiting, Lady Treecko shrugged helplessly for she was just a tiny gecko who made bad choices whenever a phone rotated. Fortunately for her, the rotary phone would not arrive for centuries, so she only had to deal with being a tiny gecko. Unfortunately for her, the vile Dragoon EorayMel had come prepared with his prototype smart-phone of Gecko Confusion. He rotated it and poor Treecko was under its spell. "Hello, I am a regular chambermaid but I know what you say is true, Princess Funky See Funky Do! Look how my ears come off! Let us away for beer and trucks and wives, in that order and away from this foolish Kingdom!" Lady in Waiting, Treecko "He sounds like a smart chamber maid with good advice," agreed poor confused Treecko, "You should totally go with him," And thus the nefarious Dragoon kidnapped the princess! When the King realized what had happened, he made a call out for the Four Great Heroes of Youaraelf! Sophy Wackles The Brilliant Gold Knight of Literal Gold! While there were stronger and smarter knights, none had the resources available to Sophy. Sophy was not native to Youaraelf and thus did not wear elf ears. WAR CRIME GIGOLO The mighty Rogue of Opening! There was no lock Gigolo couldn't "pick" and by "pick" I mean "rip the thing apart" as Gigolo was a nine foot tall gorilla in the shape of a person wearing elf ears. Secks Cauldron The wise wizard! Versed in the dark arts of anime and the relatively normal arts of sorcery. Bypopular Demand The bard so charismatic nobody has clued in that she's a giant wasp yet. As the four heroes arrived, the King and Queen tearfully explained what had happened. They knew that a perilous journey awaited them as they chased the vile Dragoon to the far off kingdom to the east...
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 08:25 |
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More like the Four Great Zeroes of Youaraelf! They'll never get the princess back!
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 08:38 |
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And everyone lived happily ever after. The End.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:10 |
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I have inside me blood of homos
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:15 |
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Smik posted:
These alternate multiverse comics are all the rage nowadays, I'm expecting a lucrative offer from Marvel!
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:21 |
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:I have inside me blood of homos The Chosen One! You've returned to us as the prophesy foretold!
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 09:22 |
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... first, they would have to travel the great, oddly erotic plains of Turrurrurrurrrrrrr full of wild plains Bison! Many a foolish traveller had lost themselves in the plains, chasing the Bison in search of happy endings. A great Bison from plains of Turrurrurrurrrrrrr Then, once past the plains they would need to find their way through the puzzling Lil Swamp Booger Baby forest, named for its population of Lil Swampies (a strange fat race of miniature cow-like people) and vicious Booger Babies. Only great those with cunning or the blood of homosexuality could hope to find their way through. Puzzling Lil Swamp Booger Baby forest That was only the start of the journey however! Past the forest was ...
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 10:20 |
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Goku
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 16:10 |
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Well whats the queen up to, just suffering hysteria? Or will she slip out secretely and search for answers (yes)
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 16:40 |
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Ok as long as you draw me as an anthropomorphic elephant, NOT SEXY
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 16:45 |
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Is it too late to get in on the ground floor here? I feel like I have an important recurring role to play in this story as lighthearted comic relief in the darkest of moments. I just need a good catchphrase
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 19:31 |
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Roll a d6 to see if I snap out of confusion, if so, as a gecko I'll eat the wasp
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 21:49 |
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And I was there too!!
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 21:54 |
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I drive the last of the red hot v8 interceptors.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:00 |
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... past the forest were the Hills of Titties! The Hills of Titties The hills were known for their great peaks and for their screaming mountain men, the Gokus. Only the most resourceful of adventurers could hope to pass them. Beyond the hills were the dread sucking Swamps of Nigmaetcetera. The Dread Swamps of Swamps of Nigmaetcetera Only the mighty would be able to struggle through the stinking swamps, filled with terrible elephant-people. Once past the swamps, there were only the oddly comical Dark Plains of .random. Only the pure of heart or those with a great catch phrase would be able to persevere across this ground, and from there, the flatulent Kingdom of Dervinosdoom! The Dark Plains of .random Leper Go-getter posted:Well whats the queen up to, just suffering hysteria? Or will she slip out secretely and search for answers (yes) The Queen is spending quality time with her daughter and not the double they use to confuse would-be kidnappers. Ssssh, it's a twist! Knowing their path would be perilous, the Four Heroes made their way from the castle and towards the erotic plains of Turrurrurrurrrrrrr and their first challenge!
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:18 |
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I sincerely hope that Story Time does not take a strange left turn into the British trucking industry, and thus become Lorry Time
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:24 |
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British storytelling yousay? all I learned is to never open a trapdoor, you don't know what's down there.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:31 |
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Sounds like they need the help of a local sage to steer (hah) clear of the sexy bisons.
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:33 |
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gently caress it, I rarely get in on these threads early enough to take part before the OP burns out and the thread closes, but it looks like I have a chance!
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 22:34 |
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Loving the raw sexual energy coming off of that plains Bison
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# ? Feb 5, 2023 23:04 |
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Treecko posted:Roll a d6 to see if I snap out of confusion, if so, as a gecko I'll eat the wasp I rolled a '4'. Let me check my table to see what kind of result that gives... Sophy Wackles: Lady Demand, forgive my lack of discretion but what is going on with your backside? Bypopular Demand: It appears to be a small gecko in a dress. It is chewing somewhat. Sophy Wackles: Shall I remove it? Bypopular Demand: No. Our heroes leave the safety of the kingdom of Youaraelf and cross over into the great and oddly erotic plains of Turrurrurrurrrrrrr! After a day's travel and nutritionally questionable rations (cookies) the group makes camp. They watch the herds of sexy Bison pass by. WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Are sexy Bison edible? Secks Cauldron: Yes, but they're also into vore and it makes everything just so awkward. As the last rays of sunlight begin to fade, the heroes see a ship approach! Well, not a proper ship. It's really the size of a dinghy but made up to look like a frigate ship, and it's probably not seaworthy given that it's got wheels and is being pulled by a group of sexy bison. Secks Cauldron: By the gods! It's a band of Plains Pirates, the Free Hubcaps!! A band of plains pirates, the Free Hubcaps, approach! Captain Hubcaps: Yaaaar har har har! Well ye scabies-infested millenials, stand and deliver or ye'll be hav'n avocado toast and be eatin' backside eatin' before we keel-haul ye! Bypopular Demand: My backside is already being eaten. Captain Hubcaps: No eedjit, ye'll be eatin' backside, not the other way 'round! Bypopular Demand: Jealous? Captain Hubcaps: Shut up! Have at ye! The pirates attack! The heroes are outnumbered and distracted by their team of sexy Bison. They fight valiantly, but it's the odds are against them and clearly a cunning plan is needed before all is lost! Then just as Sophy Wackles begins to fall to the pirates, Secks Cauldron utilizes the dark power of anime! Secks Cauldron: CURSE OF UGUU!! : ... God. Dammit. The Plains Pirates flee, but not before stealing one of Sophy Wackles' golden asscheeks! WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Ye gods Sophy, are you all right? Sophy Wackles: Tis but a scratch, I may be half-assed but I'll manage. Come, let us resume camp. We still have a long journey ahead of us. Meanwhile... (to be continued later)
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 02:22 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_P1PUIHCr7E
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 03:02 |
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Fatkraken posted:gently caress it, I rarely get in on these threads early enough to take part before the OP burns out and the thread closes, but it looks like I have a chance! bad news buddy, you whiffed it Smik posted:Meanwhile... (to be continued later)
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 04:05 |
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dervinosdoom posted:I summon a fart! You rang!
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 04:11 |
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And my day is starting on a good note.
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# ? Feb 6, 2023 04:40 |
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 06:53 |
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I'm not going to let go of that wasp butt I'm stuck there for the rest of the plot line
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