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I mistook them for Jesus Christ. On top of that I bet a strangers life and sexuality on it. Lost the bet. I was willing to have him torn limb from limb by activated howler monkies while I observed my Buddhist philosophy of of signing off on government trash and then watching it destroy people while I sit in an altruistic ivory tower claiming I’m an Oracle of peace and love. God has to be gay in my stupid little religion so I can have my big coming out party and I know he’s super turned on by fake crackhead Jesuses so I thought what would be better than pigeonholing him into a hotel full of them so he can have his big coming out too (even though he’s already out as queer) as an alternate to the racist buyout festival he was going to attend.
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Feb 7, 2023 13:22
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Hey as long as my deity is pathetic and controllable I’m happy. If they’re not, if they are of their own disposition and opinion, I’m confused and distrustful, I am a victim. God isn’t allowed to be their own person in my religion.
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jesus christ!!! when did jesus christ become so full of cocks?!
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I’m different than all the other ones baby. I still get deeply offended by non-scripted interactions, but this script is different because it favors me. 
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Feb 7, 2023 13:37
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Icochet posted:posting from the LOONY BIN Yeah it’s like, what loving sociopath are we going to promote next as an antithesis to the big mean queer who won’t put out? 
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Feb 7, 2023 13:43
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It’s cool tho because I’m going to harvest his cum for a revolution. We just need to stop time to make time to make more stupid loving decisions. Tear everything down to the loving studs, gut this American bitch of a country, start from caveman basics. We can’t just retrofit poo poo and make it work like it’s supposed to, we need to discredit the historic work of the actual people who put their hands to this poo poo, as if they were part of the greater conspiracy. Well you what? Their work was GOOD ENOUGH and we don’t have to dismantle the fabric of society and live in loving mud huts or exploit cum resources to make it work. Sorry if you are too stupid or corrupt to figure out how to stand in a loving river, but time and power aren’t scarce or limited. Sorry if you don’t understand that the hands of the laborers who built this poo poo are Emmanuel.
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All this poo poo, pantomimes, allegories, contrived scenarios, because for some reason we can’t just use the word bi-curious anymore. It’s not committed enough or something. Well I’ll tell what was committed, the hotel full of howler monkies you booked as some sort of “bridging the race gap” thing that doesn’t need to be bridged because it’s not 19 loving 70 and we all get along and it’s extremely presumptuous and racist to say everyday people need help with that. Hey just move on, nothing bad happened, probably just crazy talk etc. Yeah nothing happened, because I stopped it. And next time you get on your “everyone needs to be gay for world peace” crazy rear end bullshit I won’t, you can count on that.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Hey as long as my deity is pathetic and controllable I’m happy. If they’re not, if they are of their own disposition and opinion, I’m confused and distrustful, I am a victim. God isn’t allowed to be their own person in my religion. In my religion everyone has their own god, about the size of a guinea pig, and we carry them wherever we go in a little satchel. They give advice and miracles tailored specifically to your needs, and they give off an adorable divine aura. You get to name 'em too, mine is Mrs. Maisel.
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Nigmaetcetera posted:In my religion everyone has their own god, about the size of a guinea pig, and we carry them wherever we go in a little satchel. They give advice and miracles tailored specifically to your needs, and they give off an adorable divine aura. You get to name 'em too, mine is Mrs. Maisel. Aw that’s cute! 
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federal employee checking in to confirm that our booking software is actually this terrible, just with a harder to use interface.
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Seriously though, one of my friends is completely gay. Like he isn’t sexually attracted to women at all. I’d like to see people run the same scheme on him except they’re trying to get him to gently caress a pussy over the course of a year. It’s not like forced, but all his social and financial options are corralled into his only option for human contact is to gently caress a woman they choose. Like, we know you are gay, but I read a book that says everyone is bisexual so now I can intellectually impose that opinion on you. And like there’s plenty of guys that want to gently caress him but they all get held back and obscured by contrived social barriers. Like posit this whole thing so he has to gently caress a pussy to dispel all the evil in the world and usher in a new Age of Enlightenment type poo poo. And then when he doesn’t start citing some deep psychological reasons, like making up a false childhood he had with oppressive Chinese parents as the reason he doesn’t like pussy. Like really gently caress his head up with this poo poo, make him feel like an rear end in a top hat for his sexuality. You’re letting the whole world down right now guy come on you piece of poo poo! I’d really like to see how that goes over. But it’s cool to bash a queer guy for not being gay. It’s cool to associate a black man with disheveled, dope addicted, deal signing government plants. Just another moral high ground rear end in a top hat demanding a person change who they are for altruism.
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But we’re gonna write all this anger off as repressed homosexuality, and not anger towards racial and sexual oppression and gross sexual imposition en masse. Not explicitly what I said I’m mad about but something else that’s completely different but still has some of the same words in the description. I’m comfortable with me being queer, apparently you’re not.
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Feb 7, 2023 16:14
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The government crackheads are in the GSA. The General Services Administration. They're buyers for the government and they spend all our tax dollars on crack and $6,000 tungsten staplers.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:i like your posts dude you may have the same disease
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I'm sorry sir this is NGO opium den
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:But we’re gonna write all this anger off as repressed homosexuality, and not anger towards racial and sexual oppression and gross sexual imposition en masse. Not explicitly what I said I’m mad about but something else that’s completely different but still has some of the same words in the description. I’m comfortable with me being queer, apparently you’re not. I don't think anyone wants that
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Feb 7, 2023 16:56
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I mean look at it this way, people already did all the work to build this country with their hands, so it is no work or energy at all to make it perfect. Anybody who tells you otherwise on their little dick sucky campaigns is full of poo poo and you should stuff their head down a loving toilet.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:I mean look at it this way, people already did all the work to build this country with their hands, so it is no work or energy at all to make it perfect. Anybody who tells you otherwise on their little dick sucky campaigns is full of poo poo and you should stuff their head down a loving toilet. You ever been on an aircraft carrier? And your nearest hospital sucks
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Its like if doctors and poo poo had the socialism the armed forces have....
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:you may have the same disease hey i never said i read them 
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Hi Clammy how ya feelin today
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:you may have the same disease fake government crackhead spotted
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:fake crackhead Jesuses You mean Jesi
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if this is a coming out post, congrats! 
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Whats the Clambo on about today I wonder? Well I never!
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bagmonkey posted:Hi Clammy how ya feelin today Talk to me like I’m 5 and see how I’m doing rear end in a top hat.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Talk to me like I’m 5 and see how I’m doing rear end in a top hat. I am sorry to say that Peter was not very well during the evening. His mother put him to bed, and made some camomile tea; and she gave a dose of it to Peter! 'One table-spoonful to be taken at bed-time.' But Flopsy, Mopsy, and Cotton-tail had bread and milk and blackberries for supper.
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Anyways it’s just one of these things where I did something cool, like killing 12 vampires and 57 demons, then I broke the adder so people literally can’t make any more vampires. It was like a one time shot, there’s nothing more to it. But then a year later some bitch rear end motherfuckers catch the vapors and make this big scene about how they doin this poo poo too. They booked another Wyndham and there like uhababahba over here with this thing and buwhwhwhhw over there with that thing, and for all stupid gullible people it’s generally the same thing I said because they didn’t listen to the words because some of them were magic words, bad words, crazy people words. So now you have this clowns organizing this mass murder under the pretense that it’s the same poo poo I was doing. And then claiming pontious Pilates death on top of that. None of these people did any of that poo poo and what they are doing isn’t even remotely similar. But people do this to me all the time. Like oh look it’s the same thing you did, but it’s not, and I shouldn’t ever have a need to explain myself. But as long as the substance contains at least 2 or 3 uncommon words from something I posted there are actually people stupid enough to believe I’m behind whatever it is. And I think to myself, god just let these idiots run their bullshit, nobody is ever going to believe this schizophrenic bullshit, but then people do buy it because they’re told they can’t communicate directly with me and they have to wear this disguise and say this poo poo and have this load on them and check in with this guy and that guy, so they go for this similar bullshit. Even if I’m right there talking directly to them there’s still this barrier, it’s completely crazy, they don’t listen, some bitch has told them what they want to hear rather than they are loving up, and certain types of people always always always choose the bitch over what I say, no matter how crazy and irrational they poo poo they say or ask people to do is. And people gently caress up their lives and still blame me even when the bitch they are listening to is blatantly not me or speaking for me or has ever met me. And I’m just loving tired of it, I’m not here to sort out your head problems. I’m a pathologist not a shrink, and I have plenty of work to do without the constant barrage of people demanding that I be something for them or the world will end bullshit.
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Keanu Reeves: whoa
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:Keanu Reeves: whoa The K is pronounced Ch
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Finito means it’s over and you don’t bring it up or claim poo poo ever again.
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Every finito is a new beginito.
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They were gonna tell everyone to download some ware with that poo poo in it out of panic and necessity in order to make them vulnerable, then they were gonna either get or kill all those people. Don’t double book the same people again. They aren’t the same people as the ones initially booked but they will try to do the same job.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Talk to me like I’m 5 and see how I’m doing rear end in a top hat. Hey man I don't take attitude with you in my thread I just want to know your day is going, jesuses
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bagmonkey posted:Hey man I don't take attitude with you in my thread I just want to know your day is going, jesuses I told you how it was going. If you didn’t want to know then don’t ask. But man like, wow imagine if your job every day from now until whenever people decide to quit with the hosed poo poo is just clearing the daily ledger and hosing the guts out of the lobby. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 20:17 on Feb 7, 2023 |
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Thanks again clam!!!
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Coulda just did it once and not even have had to do it yourself lol. But people decided to play sex ventures and paths to me again right after I said stop.
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I tell you what though, this thing has really opened my loving eyes to the concept of a spiritual journey of self discovery as planned financial destitution, planned family abandonment, planned homelessness and being forced into gay prostitution to stick with the program, being framed for mass murder under vague analogies to poo poo ive published, and celebrity endorsements on these hosed schemes, and hostile corporate takeovers of all my property. You guys definitely need some more cum so you can have some more time to think about how this is going to play out for you, for sure, and to be racist towards the wrong kind of Asians and ableist towards the wrong kind of disability. 
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