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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Would you like that gonk wrapped? And we offer gonk receipts

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The Deleter
May 22, 2010
I gonk, I die, I gonk again!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Sally posted:

:siren: It's a New Year and a New Gonk. Anyone need a new GONG gang tag? :siren:

There's the standard gonk:


And also the Canada gonk:



(i meant to post this on Jan 1st lol)

omg I don't have a gonk gang tag

I don't have ANY gang tags!

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



gonk him up son

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
I swear I did before. I don't remember getting banned lately. What gives?! :(

Sally. Hook it up!

Brute Squad
Dec 20, 2006

Laughter is the sun that drives winter from the human race

gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Today’s Bad Batch features the triumphant and long awaited return of Gonky.

5/5 would gonk again

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Sally
Jan 9, 2007


Don't post Small Dash!

Pennywise the Frown posted:

I swear I did before. I don't remember getting banned lately. What gives?! :(

Sally. Hook it up!

Canada Gonk or standard?

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
You gonk me in a dream, you better wake up and gonk

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
Well I hate to ask
But are "Friends" electric?
Only mine's broken down
And now I've no one to gonk

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-0WNbm1jz6A

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

Sally posted:

Canada Gonk or standard?

Canada please!

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
To whom it may concern,

There have been numerous complaints by your neighbors of late night gonking, which is disturbing their sleep.

Sincerely yours,
Management

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



ikanreed posted:

To whom it may concern,

There have been numerous complaints by your neighbors of late night gonking, which is disturbing their sleep.

Sincerely yours,
Management

Dear neighbors,

get gonked.

-GNK

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

ikanreed posted:

To whom it may concern,

There have been numerous complaints by your neighbors of late night gonking, which is disturbing their sleep.

Sincerely yours,
Management

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)


Icon Of Sin posted:

Dear neighbors,

get gonked.

-GNK

Gonk has responded.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The subtitles might not be quite right, but they’re trying their best :unsmith:

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
I was wronk I was wronk a gonk can honk!

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

goink goink goink goink

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Icon Of Sin posted:

The subtitles might not be quite right, but they’re trying their best :unsmith:



This whole thread is a lie.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



AndyElusive posted:

This whole thread is a lie.

hgonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Gonks can gonk or honk however they want

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Good ol’ fashioned honk ‘n’ gonk :)

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






reignofevil posted:

I was wronk I was wronk a gonk can honk!

You will believe a gonk can honk

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Dare to Gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Why Can’t This Be Gonk?

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


gonk if you're gorny

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012


Gonking off the rails on a crazy gonk

davebo
Nov 15, 2006

Parallel lines do meet, but they do it incognito
College Slice

It's the gooooooonky honk women
that gimmie, gimmie, gimmie the gonky honk blues.

Kesper North
Nov 3, 2011

EMERGENCY POWER TO PARTY
you could do the guitar bit from "Danger Zone" in gonks

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Gonna ride into the gonk zone gonk zone

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Gonk my breath away

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!



I shall make heaven and earth gonk!

(Also gosh that Canadian Gonk tag, I'd love to have one of those)

The Deleter
May 22, 2010
Tonight I gotta cut loose, gonkloose
Gonk off your Sunday shoes
Please, Louise
Gonk me up off my knees

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Have you seen it?
So fine and pretty
Fooled me with the style and ease
And I feel it from across the room
Yes, it's love in the third degree

Ooh, baby, baby
Won't-cha turn your head my way
Ooh, baby, baby
(Ah, come on!) Take a chance you're old enough to
Gonk the night away (gonk)
Whoa, come on d-d-droid, gonk the night away (ah)

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Gonk is patient, gonk is kind. It does not envy, it does not boast, it is not proud. It does not discharge others, it is not self-gonking, it is not easily angered, it keeps no record of wrongs. Gonk does not delight in evil but rejoices with the gonk. It always protects, always trusts, always waddles, always provides power.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Gonk is love, gonk is life.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Gonk is great, gonk is good.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Gonk gonked for your gonks

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Thanks but I only come by for the sense of Gonk you can check your religion at the gonk.

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AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

GONK YOU, MAN.

YOU CAN GONK RIGHT THE GONK OFF.

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