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My heroes! If you ever need any help with pun based plant life, be sure to let me know through the gapevine.
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Smik posted:
Well then gently caress them
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I hope I can offer some assistance as a member of the Holy Poopacy who has strayed from the path of poopy-godliness.
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Good job Orange Cat, wasting that pissard.
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Smik posted:
They stopped running the Cleveland steamer through there?
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.random posted:That’s not what I look like, right, guys? Sorry buddy it's.. umm, look I'm sure you have a wonderful personality. And that's what counts, right?
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This update took awhile for me to figure out... Meanwhile, the Four Heroes are just beginning to trek through the Lil Swamp Booger Baby forest. Retracing their steps is easy thanks to the twisted trees.  Secks Cauldron: Hmmm... looks like our quarry's gotten help from the Poopacy. I recognize those lovely cow tracks. Sophy Wackles: That bodes ill for our quest, but we must press on regardless! WAR CRIME GIGOLO: I hope we don't have to deal with anything gross.Secks Cauldron: Sweetie, this is called "Lil Swamp Booger Baby" forest for a reason.WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Cookies and cobblers!The forest travel is slow and foul, both because it's a gross forest and also they're following the trail of the Poopacy. Then a differently awful smell begins to assault their senses. Sophy Wackles: By the gods!Secks Cauldron: I know that smell...WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Crumbs and fallen arches! Bypopular demand: gently caress! It's Satan's Onion!  Satan's Onion: Ahhh, my underworld contacts told me I might find you here!Sophy Wackles: Me?Satan's Onion: Yeees, you my golden knight! I have come to claim... YOUR GOLDEN rear end!Sophy Wackles: Too late.Satan's Onion: What?Sophy Wackles: I've lost my rear end.Satan's Onion: ... wut?Sophy Wackles: I have lost my rear end. I am assless. Satan's Onion: HOW THE gently caress DO YOU LOSE YOUR rear end?Sophy Wackles: Well I had one rear end cheek stolen by plains pirates and sold the other.Satan's Onion: ...Bypopular demand: Seriously, it's true.Satan's Onion: Well then I guess I'll just leave.Sophy Wackles: ...WAR CRIME GIGOLO: ...Secks Cauldron: ...Bypopular demand: ... well that was... Satan's Onion: THE POWER OF SATAN COMPELS YOINK!Sophy Wackles: My leg!Bypopular demand: poo poo. Sophy, you OK?Sophy Wackles: It's only a flesh wound. But we're already lagging behind the villains, and I'm afraid now I'll only slow you down. You must go on without me. I'll try to catch up if I can, after I replace my parts.WAR CRIME GIGOLO: I could carry you.Sophy Wackles: I'm made of gold, you have any idea how heavy it is? Go on Heroes, may fortune smile on your quest.Secks Cauldron: Be safe, Knight.Sophy Wackles leaves the party.
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Back with the Dervinosdoom gang... The last light has faded and they make camp within the Hills of Titties. Princess Funky See Funky Do is oddly quiet. Orange Cat: Is the princess OK there? She stopped talking.Dragoon EorayMel tentatively pokes her. She remains quiet.Dumb Sex-Parrot: Is she dead?Dragoon EorayMel tentatively pokes her.Princess Funky See Funky Do: Redrum.Orange Cat: Uh-oh.There is a sudden frigidness in the air; drawing closer the to fire does nothing to warm them. As the shadows twist and throb, the chill becomes sharper.  A figure draws near. A pale figure, holding something that glints in the dim light. They do not know its name -- Serge Painsbourg -- but they can feel its dread approach. Dragoon EorayMel: Dumb Sex-Parrot? I'm thinking you're up. Think of something smart.Dumb Sex-Parrot looks over at the apparition, then at Dragoon EorayMel. Dumb Sex-Parrot: You know what Boss? I did just think of something smart. I think I'm gonna ditch your rear end because I can FLY. Dumb Sex-Parrot takes off into the night sky. Dumb Sex-Parrot has left the party. Dragoon EorayMel: Technically speaking I can't fault her on that one. Orange Cat?Orange Cat: Ham shanks work against creepy old fetish men, that's a creepy rear end ghost with a knife.Dragoon EorayMel: Bloodfart?Bloodfart McCoy: My rear end bleeds enough as is. You're the Dragoon, why don't... POW!  Serge Painsbourg: Ow. gently caress me, I'm going home.Dragoon EorayMel: ...Orange Cat: ...Bloodfart McCoy: ...Dragoon EorayMel: And that's why we didn't gag her.So fun fact: I actually do have some really basic RPG mechanics, and characters are randomly selected to deal with situations (including the princess) and have limited "HP" that when they run out get written out to make room for new ones. I just want to make it clear that I'm not picking on anyone or any character for any reason.
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I should have made Sophy Wackles a crutch or something, this party is now one less trouble magnet/cannon fodder for me to throw between me and danger!
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At least they can't kick your rear end without having to get through a tiny gecko.
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Right. DEFENCE STATUS rear end: covered Face: wasp mandibles and I got a pistol to protect my front, that just leaves my vulnerable back which I can't shield with anything without losing my wings advantage. Some room for improvement.
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I’m literally being picked apart! I hope I at least still have my precious Scrotum Modem.
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The Three Heroes march on, saddened at the loss of a comrade. Eventually it's time to make camp. There's a strange electricity in the foul night air of the Lil Swamp Booger Baby forest. They can just make out a shooting star overhead as it travels across the night sky... ... then it makes a sharp turn. The star begins to burn brighter and brighter until it's readily apparent it's coming towards them! There's a thunderous crash a short distance away that scatters slumbering wildlife and nocturnal prowlers. The party leaps to their feet to investigate!  Dug into the earth is a massive saucer-like thing with carboardium alloys. While far beyond the knowledge of the Three Heroes, this is a cosmic cat ship! The cosmic kitties are surveying the damage to their craft as the trio arrive. WAR CRIME GIGOLO: KITTIES!Secks Cauldron: KITTIES!Bypopular Demand: From space! Cosmic Cat #1: Oh Chezburger, here we go again. Cosmic Cat #2: AHEM. Greetings Earthlings! Sorry to disturb your evening. I don't suppose any of you know anything about jerryrigging a forward pulse thruster?Bypopular Demand: Nah man, they won't have the parts for centuries. Your ship totally shot?Cosmic Cat #2: Oh thank goodness, a Landed. Not completely, but we can't back out while the forwards are out.Secks Cauldron: What's going on?Bypopular Demand: Their ship's stuck and they can't get out and the parts...WAR CRIME GIGOLO: I can help! War Crime Gigolo grabs the saucer and using all his strength manages to pull the saucer from its crash site. Cosmic Cat #1: Amazing! Thank-you Earthling! We can go home after all! You need a lift, Wasp?Bypopular Demand: Nah, I'm good. Cosmic Cat #2: Surely there's some way we could reward you.Secks Cauldron: Not unles you can help us track down a princess.Cosmic Cat #2: Afraid that's not something we're good at, but maybe we can lend a paw and still go home.Cosmic Cat #1: Oh! Yes we have a spare Space Cat Linux Mark E. The cats hop into their craft and return with a strange sort of automon. It kind of resembles one of the cosmic cats. They psychically muddle about with it for a few minutes, after which its eyes light up and its head rotates 360 degrees. Cosmic Cat #1: Take this Space Cat Linux Mark E with you! It can surely help you on your quest!WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Space Kablooey?Cosmic Cat #1: Close enough!The cosmic cats saunter back into their craft, which shudders to life once again before taking off into the sky.  Space Kablooey: Space Cat Linux Mark E, ready to serve!WAR CRIME GIGOLO: Space Kablooey?Space Kablooey: Close enough.Space Kablooey has joined the party! They are a resourceful cosmic cat android.
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Back with the Dervinosdoom gang...FunkySeeFunkyDo: (Barely cohesive rambling)Dragoon EorayMel: No, we don't have any more undisclosed henchmen.Orange Cat: Are you sure? We kind of pop out of nowhere.Dragoon EorayMel: Nah see, the Kings set limits on how many people we could take with us before a 'gang' or 'party' becomes 'an army' and that's flat-out war.Orange Cat: So we're kind of locked in a cold war?Dragoon EorayMel: More like a cycle of passive-aggressiveness.FunkySeeFunkyDo: D'rear endDragoon EorayMel: Oh poo poo, Princess has detected something.Bloodfart McCoy: I kinda get why the King wants her now.Dragoon EorayMel: Oh, the King had no idea she could do that trick, it's literally just petty passive-aggressiveness. The only way this cycle ends is if one of the royals marries into the other but you know that's not going to end things, it's just going to be different passive-aggressive tactics. Like maybe we're purposely late delivering Christmas cards. Imagine tromping all across the land just to play postman?FunkySeeFunkyDo: D'rear endOrange Cat: So what do you suppose "D'rear end" mean... oh. The gang has stumbled across one of the legendary aperions! These creatures are known for their incredibly round asses, creating an rear end with an almost hypnotic effect. Only the strongest of wills can hope to be able to escape staring at them, letting them lesiurely pick out prey. Even now, the aperion is surrounded by entranced gokus. Dragoon EorayMel: Dat.Orange Cat: rear end.Bloodfart McCoy: D'rear end. Bob Foot: Oh hey, y'all aren't from around here.Dragoon EorayMel: Dat.Orange Cat: rear end.Bloodfart McCoy: D'rear end.Bob Foot: Hang on, let me turn my rear end off.Dragoon EorayMel: Wut? Bob Foot: There. So what y'all doing 'round these parts?Dragoon EorayMel: (shakes head) Oh. Well, nothing. Just a little escort quest is all.Bob Foot: Is that the Youaraelf Princess?Dragoon EorayMel: Er...FunkySeeFunkyDo: D'rear endBob Foot: S'ok, it's cool. Never a big fan of Youaraelf with their tiny rear end cookies and tiny rear end shoes. I guess you're head'n back to Dervinosdoom?Dragoon EorayMel: Well, if you know the game then yes.Bob Foot: Cool, cool. Well if you need a hand I can guide you through these Hills.Dragoon EorayMel: Most appreciated, we got attacked by a ghost and one of our own quit.FunkySeeFunkyDo: I PUNCHED A GHOST!Bob Foot: Hey no problem. Maybe I can get one of those fancy Wi-Fi enabled toilets while in Dervinosdoom!Bob Foot joins the party! Bob Foot: Oh, if y'all are hungry I suppose we could cook up one of these gokus.Dragoon EorayMel: I'm not into cannibalism.Orange Cat: Hey that only applies to you. And the Princess.
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The Three Heroes and Space Kablooey have managed to clear the Forest and now begin their treck through the Hills of Titties, a place requiring resourcefulness.Secks Cauldron: Not much else you could call this place.Space Kablooey: Danger! Danger! Eldritch entity detected!Secks Cauldron: Can you be more specific?Space Kablooey: It's the N. Senada!War Crime Gigolo: What's an ensada?Secks Cauldron: It's a Senada, but it's coming from the North.War Crime Gigolo: OK what's a Senada?Bypopular Demand: Usually it's a girl's name. The answer is soon clear as a strange dark mist begins to swirl around the party. War Crime Gigolo: This calls for Roguish Cunning!(No it doesn't.)  Fruitlessly War Crime Gigolo flails his arms in an attempt to blow the fog away, while strange phrases whisper to him like the beginnings of madness. "Play the Darktsteel Plate" "Tap two" "Trickster God's Heist" War Crime Gigolo: AHHH! What does this mean?Space Kablooey: Beep boop, follow me. Space Cat Androids are immune to having their mind flayed with nonsense.The Heroes join hands and let Space Kablooey escort them from the swirling mists of madness.
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Poo In An Alleyway posted:What about the fate of our dear antagonists? At this point I'm not sure who the protagonists and who the deuteragonists are... Back with the Dervinosdoom gang... Bob Foot leads them out of the Hills of Titties and into the dread sucking Swamps of Nigmaetcetera, where only the strong survive. Bob Foot: Ugh, I hate the drat swamps. You think it stinks now, wait until I'm soaked in it.Orange Cat: Actually we all understand your pain.Bloodfart McCoy: Except for the Dragoon and the Princess.Bob Foot: You guys aren't ... 'fleshies' are you?Orange Cat: Hell no.Bloodfart McCoy: No, not that there's anything wrong with it.Princess Funky See Funky Do: Sad.Dragoon EorayMel: Uh-oh.Bob Foot: Uh-oh?Dragoon EorayMel: Normally the Princess talks endlessly about trucks and beer. The moment she's said something else it's something we've had to deal with.Bob Foot: Oh, well that's a problem then. See there's this creature in the swamps called a Yvershek and... Four o'clock in the afternoon And I didn't feel like very much I said to myself, "Where are you, Golden Boy Where's your famous golden touch?" Bob Foot: Oh no... I thought you knew where All of the elephants lie down I thought you were the crown prince Of all the wheels in ivory town Bob Foot: Don't listen to it...Just take a look at your body now There's nothing much to save And a bitter voice in The mirror cries "Hey, Prince, you need a shave" Dragoon EorayMel feels the weight of the years pressing down on him... pressing him down... deeper... The rest of the party covered their ears in time, but Dragoon EorayMel couldn't resist the song and they watch helplessly as he begins to sink into the swamp in despair. Now, if you can manage to get Your trembling fingers to behave Why don't you try unwrapping A stainless steel razor blade? Dragoon EorayMel feels himself being sucked down deeper and darker... Bob Foot: Hoo boy. OK let's see if I can remember the counter song... right...That's right, it's come to this Yes, it's come to this And wasn't it a long way down? Wasn't it a strange way down?  Bob Foot: SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD METHE WORLD IS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN'T THE SHARPEST TOOL IN THE SHEEEEED Bob's voice clashes horribly with the Yvershek's, so horribly that Dragoon EorayMel drags his legs through the muck in an effort to escape it. Bob Foot: SHE WAS LOOKIN' KINDA DUMBWITH HER FINGER AND HER THUMB IN THE SHAPE OF AN 'L' ON HER FOREHEAD... Bob chases the Dragoon, forcing him away from the Yvershek. Bob Foot: WELL THE YEARS START COMIN'AND THEY DON'T STOP COMIN' Dragoon EorayMel: Please, ENOUGH!Bob Foot: Phew. Close call, Boss. You were almost swamp-elephant chow.The party manages to escape the clutches of the Yvershek and continues on into the swamp! (For those wondering, yes both War Crime Gigolo and EorayMel took damage)
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EorayMel posted:Wait why am I in a hazmat suit Back with the Three Heroes (and Space Kablooey) in the Hills of Titties... As they make their way through the valley of the Hills of Titties, the party is distracted when they hear the plaintive cry of a cat. Space Kablooey: Sensors detect a fellow feline is in distress.Bypopular Demand: Do we really have...War Crime Gigolo: Shut up we're heroes.Secks Cauldron: And we love cats. Staberind the Cabbit: Mrrow? Secks Cauldron: My anime senses are tingling! That's no ordinary cabbit!Bypopular Demand: It's a ryo-ohki.Secks Cauldron: Sssh you, that's my bit. Bypopular Demand: So what's the problem? Cabbit: Mrrow?Space Kablooey: We will absolutely help you plant and harvest carrots.  Bypopular Demand: Wut?War Crime Gigolo: We will totally help with your carrots. Bypopular Demand: We don't have time to...Space Kablooey: WE WILL HELP WITH CARROTS.  War Crime Gigolo: WE HAVE TIME. Bypopular Demand: OK I think I see the problem. How do we get these two to snap out of it?Secks Cauldron: Ahem. Cabbit: MEOW!!  Bypopular Demand: poo poo that was close.Secks Cauldron: Anime's a dark art, sweetie.War Crime Gigolo: I want to take the cabbit with us.Bypopular Demand: Oh hell no.  Secks Cauldron: We'd have to cart that massive carrot around.War Crime Gigolo: I will carry the massive carrot. Carrots are lighter than gold.Cabbit: Meow?Space Kablooey: Their name is Staberind and they will come with us if we want.Bypopular Demand: Oh please, no.Should the party take Staberind the Cabbit? Since the Dervinosdoom gang has a fifth member, the Three Heroes can add one to their ranks. You may opt not to; Staberind will not be offended for they have a giant carrot. Any voting will end after the next Dervinosdoom gang update.
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If you follow the anime trope of the carrot being fully devoured next time the camera pans over and new ones need to be procured lest Staberind goes too hungry to fight.
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Geemer posted:If you follow the anime trope of the carrot being fully devoured next time the camera pans over and new ones need to be procured lest Staberind goes too hungry to fight. yes but Smik posted:
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Meanwhile with the Dervinosdoom gang... The trudge through the sludge of the swamps of Nigmaetcetera is slow and deeply unpleasant but at least no one was in danger of sinking beneath the murk anymore. Princess Funky See Funky Do: Redrum!Orange Cat: Aw hell.Dragoon EorayMel: So quick question, anyone good for dealing with the undead besides the princess?Bloodfart McCoy: No.Bob Foot: Nope.Princess Funky See Funky Do: PUNCH THEM!Dragoon EorayMel: I said besides you. Oh well. Just brace yourselves then.The swamp bubbles and writhes, with stinking gasses being released with every slimey pop. The oily surface pulsates, stretches and breaks as a hideous rotten creature appears before the party.  Blight Rhino: Don't be sad. Dragoon EorayMel looks at the others and they shrug and smile.  Blight Rhino: Don't ever be sad.The party smiles and nods. Blight Rhino: Don't ever be sad ever. EVER AGAIN. LET ME SAVE YOU.It lurches towards them. Dragoon EorayMel: When you say "don't be sad ever again" that's a fancy way of saying "Be dead", right?Princess Funky See Funky Do: I CAN DO THAT TOO! *STAR PUNCH* The princess is a giant wall of muscle, but you wouldn't think she could one-shot an actual blighted rhino, right? You'd think that, but let's face it -- undead are really squishy. Blighted rhino bits fly everywhere.  Blight Rhino: No no I just wanted to save everyone!Dragoon EorayMel: Welp, can't say I didn't see that coming.The party continues on! Also I guess we're adding the cabbit to the Hero party.
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Back with the Three Heroes, Space Kablooey & Staberind the Cabbit... The crew is on their final stretch through the Hills of Titties. Bypopular Demand: I can't believe we're letting the cabbit tag along.War Crime Gigolo: Secks Cauldron: Space Kablooey: Staberind: Meow! There they come across a lone figure blocking their path. Secks Cauldron: Ooh, that looks like one of those dangerous warrior types. Let's just go around.They begin to climb up one of the hills.  Figure: God dammit.The figure quickly climbs up the hill to intercept.  Figure: Listen you assholes, stop trying to avoid me. You're ruining the moment. Wait, there's only three of you -- aren't you the FOUR Heroes?War Crime Gigolo: Sophy lost their rear end.Figure: ... wut?Secks Cauldron: They lost their rear end. Well, technically speaking one rear end cheek was stolen and the other was traded.Figure: ... OK whatever, there's three of you and a ... robot cat.Staberind: Meow! Figure: CABBIT! *cough* I mean I'm here to stop you lot. Bypopular Demand: *BANG* Figure: *ping* Bypopular Demand: Well poo poo.Chaosfeather: Did you really think such a feeble weapon would stop me, the dreaded CHAOSFEATHER?Staberind: Meow?Chaosfeather: Well I might have a carrot around... DAMMIT STOP THAT!Staberind: Mrrrow?Chaosfeather: Stooooooooop I'm badass, didn't you see me parry a bullet? Dumb Sex Parrot: Hey I'm back with the cappuccinos. Bypopular Demand: The most bad rear end of coffees.Chaosfeather: ... Dumb Sex Parrot: Who are you guys?Chaosfeather: The Four Heroes, minus one, plus a robot cat and a cabbit. Aren't they your enemies?Dumb Sex Parrot: gently caress do I care, I quit.War Crime Gigolo: Who are you?Dumb Sex Parrot: I'm Dumb Sex Parrot.War Crime Gigolo: Is that an ironic nickname?Dumb Sex Parrot: No. Who are you?War Crime Gigolo: I'm War Crime Gigolo.Dumb Sex Parrot: Is that an ironic nickname?War Crime Gigolo: Yes, I'm a chaste rogue hero. What are you doing here?Dumb Sex Parrot: Getting cappuccinos. Chaosfeather, what are you doing here? I told you I don't care about the Heroes or whatever and I've got seed cakes in the oven. Let's go home.War Crime Gigolo: Is your nickname ironic?Chaosfeather: No, I like birds.War Crime Gigolo: We can see that.Awkward silence... Chaosfeather: ...Welp.Staberind: Meow?Chaosfeather: Just let me pet the cabbit. Staberind: Meow! And with that, the Three Heroes + Cat Robot + Cabbit leave the hills of Titties towards the dread swamps of Nigmaetcetera. Today's fun fact: I've never read "Kill Six Billion Demons"
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I knew staberind was going to be an invaluable addition to the party.
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Yknow I can't argue against "defeated by adorable". I appreciate the sad face on the pommel. It tells you exactly how seriously you should take the threat. Time to enjoy some seed cakes and a cappuccino . I hope they're sunflower flavored. (I highly recommend K6BD, we're in the last book now!)
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This is a pretty good story op. Not enough milfs in it though
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Oof sorry for not being more active itt, i had a cold and I did not expect to make a camo!  Chaosfeather posted:Time to enjoy some seed cakes and a cappuccino . I hope they're sunflower flavored. just the way you like it  (wait did I fly with two cappuccinos?)
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flavor.flv posted:This is a pretty good story op. Not enough milfs in it though Everything is a milf if you try hard enough <nods sagely>
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