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Edgar Allen Ho
Apr 3, 2017

by sebmojo
A perfidious englander changed our nuggies from God’s own pink slime into the far inferior “ground chicken breast.” No true american would dare feed innocent children that slop :colbert:

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steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Flavorful food incites uncivilised tempers and leads to irreverence and lack of moral fortitude. Therefore, only the softest, most beige wholesome foods for our precious children

kiminewt
Feb 1, 2022

By giving your kids bland food you will ensure they will have an undiscerning palate thus giving them a leg up in life.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...
Giving children food is just a waste and breeds dependence imo.

Groke
Jul 27, 2007
New Adventures In Mom Strength

Unkempt posted:

Giving children food is just a waste and breeds dependence imo.

Yeah, aren't these humans supposed to be clever and adaptable with those big brains and opposable thumbs? Omnivores, too. I'm sure they can find some kind of sustenance.

Saladman
Jan 12, 2010

kiminewt posted:

By giving your kids bland food you will ensure they will have an undiscerning palate thus giving them a leg up in life.

I remember Bear Grylls at some point explained why he is able to drink urine and eat trash. He said his mom had real issues cooking. Googling I only see things like she would steam vegetables for 8+ hours before serving them, but iirc some interview where she would also feed them moldy bread and potatoes that had sprouted, and other stuff that is not just "icky" like over-steamed veggies, but also somewhat toxic.

Moral of the story is, if you feed your children trash, then they'll grow up to be famous survivalists.

Offler
Mar 27, 2010

Saladman posted:

I remember Bear Grylls at some point explained why he is able to drink urine and eat trash. He said his mom had real issues cooking. Googling I only see things like she would steam vegetables for 8+ hours before serving them, but iirc some interview where she would also feed them moldy bread and potatoes that had sprouted, and other stuff that is not just "icky" like over-steamed veggies, but also somewhat toxic.

Moral of the story is, if you feed your children trash, then they'll grow up to be famous survivalists.

I'm not sure I would phrase it as "why he is able to drink urine" - I'm pretty sure he just likes drinking piss and will find any excuse as to why he "had to, to survive" just about every time he is outside for more than a few hours.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011


redleader
Aug 18, 2005

Engage according to operational parameters

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
I have no idea of what the map is supposed to be visualizing, but the base layer is ... interesting. Especially when one lives in New England.
https://twitter.com/ted_williams/status/1625223320101593101

No Safe Word
Feb 26, 2005

OddObserver posted:

I have no idea of what the map is supposed to be visualizing, but the base layer is ... interesting. Especially when one lives in New England.
https://twitter.com/ted_williams/status/1625223320101593101

At first I was like "oh wow New Jersey and Delaware" then I looked at Michigan...

Youremother
Dec 26, 2011

MORT

Cross quoting from the USCE thread, because this map is a real humdinger:

Youth Decay posted:

this map is certainly something

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

Youremother posted:

Cross quoting from the USCE thread, because this map is a real humdinger:

lmao 'warm weather'

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Youremother posted:

Cross quoting from the USCE thread, because this map is a real humdinger:

My favorite problem with this map is the one that matters least: those aren’t circles on a sphere.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

This is gonna be one of those things where historians 50 years from now sit down and crunch the numbers of excess death in surrounding areas and find out how many tens of thousands of people died directly or indirectly because of this.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

FreudianSlippers posted:

This is gonna be one of those things where historians 50 years from now sit down and crunch the numbers of excess death in surrounding areas and find out how many tens of thousands of people died directly or indirectly because of this.

I have bad news about the baseline death rate.

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

FreudianSlippers posted:

This is gonna be one of those things where historians 50 years from now sit down and crunch the numbers of excess death in surrounding areas and find out how many tens of thousands of people died directly or indirectly because of this.

From the current EPA reports about the actual damage detected so far, I kinda doubt it. Especially since the hearsay reports of contamination seem to be going in a different direction from the current prevailing winds.

http://hint.fm/wind/

I'm afraid that the far more likely cause of the oily chemical smell may be from the serious condition of living in New Jersey.

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004

SlothfulCobra posted:

From the current EPA reports about the actual damage detected so far, I kinda doubt it. Especially since the hearsay reports of contamination seem to be going in a different direction from the current prevailing winds.

http://hint.fm/wind/

It's pretty great that every few days the weather with shift and either gently caress up pittsburgh, cleveland, or columbus

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

*sits back heavily in chair and stares into space*

...

Anature.

A Buttery Pastry
Sep 4, 2011

Delicious and Informative!
:3:
Michigan and West Virginia are just really into boxes.

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

Ohh yeah, I wanna gently caress up opening one side of you then have to open the other and now the spout's a funny shape, mmm

Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

Going to pornhub and searching for "porn"

Albino Squirrel
Apr 25, 2003

Miosis more like meiosis

Judgy Fucker posted:

Going to pornhub and searching for "porn"
"Porm", technically

Pope Hilarius II
Nov 10, 2008

Hi I'm looking for good outfits for my senior porm

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule

If you take your stepsister, she's got a lovely dryer to wear

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

people talk about the somali diaspora in minnesota but the jamaican community has flown under the radar

Powered Descent
Jul 13, 2008

We haven't had that spirit here since 1969.


jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente
:rubby:

MIFL

King Hong Kong
Nov 6, 2009

For we'll fight with a vim
that is dead sure to win.

You’re listening to WB[O]NY 91.3 FM, Buffalo’s Original Alternative.

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
Hawai‘i has a point.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
Complication porn, which I guess is when you get hosed by an elaborate Rube Goldberg machine

Antigravitas
Dec 8, 2019

Die Rettung fuer die Landwirte:


Changes on the land surface (overview)
Analysis of satellite data shows the shifts on the land surface caused by severe earthquakes in Turkey and Syria. The blue areas represent movement in an easterly direction, the red areas movement in a westerly direction. The island of Cyprus can be seen at the bottom left of the image.
Credit: © DLR (contains Copernicus data, DLR, ESA, GEP, Terradue)

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS


Piss take:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



don't take the piss on greenland you fuxker

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes

Cowards for not including the USA on the map

SlothfulCobra
Mar 27, 2011

Is San Juan not important enough as a city?

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

SlothfulCobra posted:

Is San Juan not important enough as a city?

San Juan is in the offshore colony of Puerto Rico not in the imperial core of the United States.

i say swears online
Mar 4, 2005

FreudianSlippers posted:

San Juan is in the offshore colony of Puerto Rico not in the imperial core of the United States.

so there's a substantial difference between it and Honolulu and not just an arbitrary administrative division?

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Judgy Fucker
Mar 24, 2006

i say swears online posted:

so there's a substantial difference between it and Honolulu and not just an arbitrary administrative division?

Hawaii has representation in the federal government and full self-government as far as all states have, PR has neither

Not saying PR isn’t “real America” or anything but the difference is slightly more than arbitrary

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