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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
rip 2171 pages and billions of dollars of shareholder value

post about dumb poo poo tech companies did. don't post about weird gross nerds who haven't done anything that mattered since the 1990s



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adding to op:

Somebody fucked around with this message at 18:55 on Feb 21, 2023

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ah good, im caught up

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
posting on page 1

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Do y’all think this internet stuff is just a fad or here to stay?

Casual Encountess
Dec 14, 2005

"You can see how they go from being so sweet to tearing your face off,
just like that,
and it's amazing to have that range."


Thunderdome Exclusive

drat, rip.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/gossipbabies/status/1487161069143576576?lang=en

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

we should go back to naming companies in the least fun ways possible

like how come there's no dumb tech startup that's just called like "smith & sons" or "jim johnson fine bitcoins" or whatever

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Shame Boy posted:

we should go back to naming companies in the least fun ways possible

like how come there's no dumb tech startup that's just called like "smith & sons" or "jim johnson fine bitcoins" or whatever

it started when all these idiots decided they didn't like the letter "e" anymore

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/smingleigh/status/1497985580013129736?lang=ga

MeruFM
Jul 27, 2010
company and product names should be generated from a list of pre-approved names by the government. They're very simple and descriptive but because there's so few approved ones, your product name will have to be appended a number

google (Now called Search12) has already registered Messenger98 up to Messenger554

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



ground floor

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


way to mess up my bookmarks folks

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

many years ago i got audited because i did a thing and had to hit up smackdog for a w2 and they were like 'lol we dont have it' and i was like 'uh thats turbo illegal' so they told me to go gently caress myself then i found it under my couch (??) cool story

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



Mark Suckerberg :smug:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

Truman Peyote posted:

Mark Suckerberg :smug:

epic

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
is it still a bubble if we’re doing layoffs?

The Fool
Oct 16, 2003


it is if the layoffs are immediately followed by stock buy backs

git apologist
Jun 4, 2003

gimme dem tech baubles

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
that thread was pre-covid yall suck =/

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

The Fool posted:

way to mess up my bookmarks folks

Nitr0
Aug 17, 2005

IT'S FREE REAL ESTATE

i've been jizzed

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
:synpa:

EricBauman
Nov 30, 2005

DOLF IS RECHTVAARDIG

The Fool posted:

way to mess up my bookmarks folks

Qtotonibudinibudet
Nov 7, 2011



Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

MeruFM posted:

company and product names should be generated from a list of pre-approved names by the government. They're very simple and descriptive but because there's so few approved ones, your product name will have to be appended a number

google (Now called Search12) has already registered Messenger98 up to Messenger554

hey, it worked fine for the soviet union. just name all your poo poo "grocery store 32" and "pharmacy 385"

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
the entire economy will collapse before they allow the bubble to end

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
drat the tech bubble thread bubble has popped, time to start laying off posters

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Cat Face Joe posted:

ah good, im caught up

super nailgun
Jan 1, 2014


always a shame to see a good thread run out of posting runway before getting goldmined

oh well, on to the next iteration

HamAdams
Jun 29, 2018

yospos
what’s everyone doing for work now that the poasting bubble has popped?

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
selling drugs

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

BattleMaster posted:

Is this supposed to be a way of saying "holy poo poo I can't believe Facebook is like 18 years old now that can't be right I'm not that old"

nah, never having had a good or original idea does *technically* mean you haven't had a good or original idea for a decade.

SeXTcube
Jan 1, 2009

Qtotonibudinibudet posted:

hey, it worked fine for the soviet union. just name all your poo poo "grocery store 32" and "pharmacy 385"
Microsoft 365

Armitag3
Mar 15, 2020

Forget it Jake, it's cybertown.


hoping that bubble keeps going baybee

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Jabor posted:

the entire economy will collapse before they allow the bubble to end

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
buble

Nybble
Jun 28, 2008

praise chuck, raise heck
tech bubble v5.0: it enabled more than one genocide, so there's that i guess

Blinkz0rz
May 27, 2001

MY CONTEMPT FOR MY OWN EMPLOYEES IS ONLY MATCHED BY MY LOVE FOR TOM BRADY'S SWEATY MAGA BALLS

The Fool posted:

way to mess up my bookmarks folks

withoutclass
Nov 6, 2007

Resist the siren call of rhinocerosness

College Slice

The Fool posted:

way to mess up my bookmarks folks



Nitr0 posted:

i've been jizzed

Zlodo
Nov 25, 2006
always fun when this happens to go dig in the toxic dump for the old thread and find out what did it in

in this case, i must say "ewww", but also lmao

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4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


heres to the bubble pop or unceremonious deflate

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