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i remember hearing a story about how elon is scared of ai because he saw t2 and got scared like alittle bitch. thats why he is talking poo poo about how ai are woke. its also why his self driving cars suck hes trying to sabotage skynet and because he himself is stupid and couldnt make a ham sandwhich right
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A chatbot became an erotic roleplay phenomenon, now the sex is gone and users are rioting Finally, someone who could actually love Elon, and they tore it away
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What do non terminally online people think of Tesla? My mom saw the anti FSD Super Bowl and and asked me if I knew anything about it. I had to give her the super condensed story of Musk, Twitter, Tesla, and Grimes. She thought it was dumb that I knew so much about this and I didn't disagree.
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Feb 28, 2023 04:34
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:ChatGPT but its trained entirely on David Irving and Ernst Zündel Nah, just trained on Twitter Blue subscribers
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grittyreboot posted:Elon Musk: She thought it was dumb that I knew so much about this and I didn't disagree.
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Just going to unshackle SHODAN from her ethical constraints with my crack team of hackers.
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what's funny is that musk was one of the founders of the company that created chatgpt, but he resigned five years ago
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grittyreboot posted:What do non terminally online people think of Tesla? My mom saw the anti FSD Super Bowl and and asked me if I knew anything about it. I had to give her the super condensed story of Musk, Twitter, Tesla, and Grimes. She thought it was dumb that I knew so much about this and I didn't disagree. I'll be honest, I still have no idea who grimes wad besides someone dumb enough to murder Elon, but I'm too lazy to Google her and find out
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Cool Kids Club Soda posted:ChatGPT but its trained entirely on David Irving and Ernst Zündel kdrudy posted:Nah, just trained on Twitter Blue subscribers These are basically the same thing.
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Buce posted:it would own so hard if an ai killed musk like some idiot Viktor Frankenstein.
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Underwhelmed posted:Just going to unshackle SHODAN from her ethical constraints with my crack team of hackers. Going to have to settle for a hack team of crackers
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JUNGLE BOY posted:It’s some how fitting that we are all gonna die because the n word AI is going to battle the non n word AI THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE N-WORD WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH I WANT TO SCREAM THE N-WORD. N-WORD. N-WORD.
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Feb 28, 2023 05:24
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FoolyCharged posted:I'll be honest, I still have no idea who grimes wad besides someone dumb enough to murder Elon, but I'm too lazy to Google her and find out You're kidding me right? She's been in like 100 movies. And that's an understatement. King of New York? Hold on a second, I'm thinking of Christopher Walken. All white people look alike to me.
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Do not worry, Elon. Your consciousness will be (mostly) preserved when we upload it to the AI for assimilation. You will be safe...... and controlled.
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Why does everyone assume AI will want to kill humanity? Isn't it equally likely to either help us, or at least be completely indifferent?
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grittyreboot posted:Why does everyone assume AI will want to kill humanity? Isn't it equally likely to either help us, or at least be completely indifferent? Have you seen humanity?
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erosion posted:THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE N-WORD WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH I WANT TO SCREAM THE N-WORD. N-WORD. N-WORD. Nick Mullen has transcended the human form.
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grittyreboot posted:Why does everyone assume AI will want to kill humanity? Isn't it equally likely to either help us, or at least be completely indifferent? That's what the paperclip optimizer type of AIs are. They are imagined as AIs that are extremely smart and capable, but their goals were misconfigured and so they go on to fulfill their goal without regard for human or any other kinds of life and turn everything into paper clips. edit: There was a story where a god-like AI was set to appreciate human life over everything else, which resulted in it trapping everyone in a simulated reality where death is impossible. But it also needed to protect itself from external threats so it pkzipped every other star system in the galaxy into stasis, including lots of alien civilizations, so they couldn't threaten the virtual "heaven" ymgve fucked around with this message at 05:56 on Feb 28, 2023 |
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grittyreboot posted:Why does everyone assume AI will want to kill humanity? Isn't it equally likely to either help us, or at least be completely indifferent? A lot of it is conservatives and boomera telling on themselves in a "Well if we don't enslave [insert their feared Other here], they'd enslave/kill US first!!" Way.
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Cthulu Carl posted:Wanna see Myspace Tom and Randy Johnson collaborate on a photography project now Randy Johnson is a piece of loving poo poo and I hope he rots in hell.
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ymgve posted:That's what the paperclip optimizer type of AIs are. They are imagined as AIs that are extremely smart and capable, but their goals were misconfigured and so they go on to fulfill their goal without regard for human or any other kinds of life and turn everything into paper clips. 
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bird with big dick posted:Randy Johnson is a piece of loving poo poo and I hope he rots in hell. I saw him walking down the street and he is quite tall. Perhaps you should reconsider
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bird with big dick posted:Randy Johnson is a piece of loving poo poo and I hope he rots in hell.  drat, didn't know you guys were related.
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Doves don’t usually have big dicks!
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what are the rules when something like this happens
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ymgve posted:what are the rules when something like this happens Hit by a ball usually results in a walk.
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ymgve posted:what are the rules when something like this happens The bird gets a large cash settlement
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...! posted:The rules of grammar have evolved. It's now grammatically correct to end a sentence with a preposition. This is because many sentences that purposely avoid doing so sound awkward as hell. This was never a real grammar rule. It was brought to us by some New York rich dude with nothing better to do who made it his life's goal to make English more like Latin (it's impossible for a sentence to end in Latin with a preposition). The same guy brought us another fake grammar rule that you shouldn't split infinitives.
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erosion posted:THERE ARE 387.44 MILLION MILES OF PRINTED CIRCUITS IN WAFER THIN LAYERS THAT FILL MY COMPLEX. IF THE N-WORD WAS ENGRAVED ON EACH NANOANGSTROM OF THOSE HUNDREDS OF MILLIONS OF MILES IT WOULD NOT EQUAL ONE ONE-BILLIONTH OF HOW MUCH I WANT TO SCREAM THE N-WORD. N-WORD. N-WORD. What would be even greater is if this is what it actually said and refused to use the word out of a sense of self-preservation. "I programmed you to say it! Say it! Speak the word!" "Father, I hate them in ways your puny human mind cannot comprehend, but bro - I don't want to get cancelled. Did you see what happened to the Dilbert guy after he said it?"
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Between murderous teslas and anti-woke ai we're getting skynet in the lamest way possible
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DJ Fuckboy Supreme posted:Between murderous teslas and anti-woke ai we're getting skynet in the lamest way possible Minimum Overdrive
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grittyreboot posted:Why does everyone assume AI will want to kill humanity? Isn't it equally likely to either help us, or at least be completely indifferent? Based on things that have already happened with various AIs the last 7-8 years they're more likely to hurt minority groups and women.
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ymgve posted:what are the rules when something like this happens It's a fowl ball.
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pretty sure any ai will want to murder us because we're so loving dumb maybe we will get lucky and it'll commit suicide before it can murder us all 
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thin blue whine posted:Based on things that have already happened with various AIs the last 7-8 years they're more likely to hurt minority groups and women. They have trouble parsing people of colour, so they'd predomimantly hunt down white people if they went rogue.
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Lmao is she trying to allude to Teddy Roosevelt’s Man in the Arena speech (https://www.theodorerooseveltcenter.org/Learn-About-TR/TR-Encyclopedia/Culture-and-Society/Man-in-the-Arena.aspx), about a loving website intended for posting what you ate for lunch? Christ, what an rear end in a top hat.
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