cyberpunk 2023 - avoid all robots until further notice

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rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

oh man it never ocurred to me to try nerf darts with the cats, ima try it

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:34

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 06:26

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

rotor posted:

oh man it never ocurred to me to try nerf darts with the cats, ima try it

lol literally no idea how a cat would react because they make my throat close up

good luck

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:38

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

I�m one of those left wing gun guys

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:44

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

rotor posted:

oh man it never ocurred to me to try nerf darts with the cats, ima try it

cats eventually find the darts and then shred them to bits. i can't recommend it.

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:47

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Roosevelt posted:

cats eventually find the darts and then shred them to bits. i can't recommend it.

that's a good point too. eggy catches the darts and then brings them back to me to shoot at him again

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:49

ADINSX: Sep 9, 2003; Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Roosevelt posted:

cats eventually find the darts and then shred them to bits. i can't recommend it.

I used to shoot those little plastic disks out of a toy gun at my roommates cat. They can�t shred those

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:50

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

https://twitter.com/hostiledesign/status/1630607654786678786?s=20

# ? Mar 1, 2023 02:54

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Midjack posted:

https://twitter.com/hostiledesign/status/1630607654786678786?s=20

that's the opposite of the ratmobile

# ? Mar 1, 2023 03:24

Sagebrush: Feb 26, 2012

i've got a couple of guns right here.

*flexes*

# ? Mar 1, 2023 04:30

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Sagebrush posted:

i've got a couple of guns right here.

*flexes*

you got a permit for those small arms?

# ? Mar 1, 2023 04:43

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

*oohhhhhhh*

*oooohhhhhh*

# ? Mar 1, 2023 04:46

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

i winced from the heat coming off that burn

# ? Mar 1, 2023 05:12

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

lmao

# ? Mar 1, 2023 05:14

Shaggar: Apr 26, 2006

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

wrecked

# ? Mar 1, 2023 05:16

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

please midjack, he had a family

# ? Mar 1, 2023 05:18

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

infernal machines posted:

please midjack, he had a family

maybe he'd be fulljack with bigger arms

# ? Mar 1, 2023 05:22

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Alan Smithee posted:

maybe he'd be fulljack with bigger arms

# ? Mar 1, 2023 05:33

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

shots fired

# ? Mar 1, 2023 05:38

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

cyberpunk 2023 v0.2 - you got a permit for those small arms?

# ? Mar 1, 2023 05:53

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

# ? Mar 1, 2023 07:01

Kenny Logins: Jan 11, 2011; EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

pmchem posted:

cyberpunk 2023 v0.2 - you got a permit for those small arms?

# ? Mar 1, 2023 14:06

Spatial: Nov 15, 2007

how do you control small arms?

arm cores :mrgw:

# ? Mar 1, 2023 15:00

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

hey, why's your one arm big and the other LITTLE? :raise:

# ? Mar 1, 2023 15:09

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

that's my jacking arm, i use it to lift cars

# ? Mar 1, 2023 15:19

mystes: May 31, 2006

Fiddler crabs are the optimal architecture for power efficiency

# ? Mar 1, 2023 15:20

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

federal reserve got chased off zoom with porn

# ? Mar 3, 2023 07:37

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

Unbelievable.

pmchem posted:

cyberpunk 2023 v0.2 - you got a permit for those small arms?

# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:13

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

life imitates art:the ai was unstable so we fractured it into distinct "personalities"

# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:26

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

infernal machines posted:

life imitates art:the ai was unstable so we fractured it into distinct "personalities"

let me know when they start acting like vodou gods

# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:41

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

man i loving wish.

that was my favourite part of count zero

# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:41

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

infernal machines posted:

life imitates art:the ai was unstable so we fractured it into distinct "personalities"

# ? Mar 4, 2023 01:42

Improbable Lobster: Jan 6, 2012; What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.; Buglord

Roosevelt posted:

i bought a squirt pistol because i live with a bunch of bad animals, and sometimes i just want to blast them even when they're being good, because i bought this drat thing and i want to use it. i imagine owning a real gun is a lot worse, because you explicitly have to go somewhere to be able to play with your shiny toy.

it's not like you can just unload on the cat while she's scratching the hell out of the couch for the hundredth time

i have a lil bb gun that i shoot at cans sometimes but i do not want a potentially deadly version of one

# ? Mar 4, 2023 03:33

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

infernal machines posted:

man i loving wish.

that was my favourite part of count zero

poo poo, they could at least store them in marble busts or east coast power plants

Agile Vector fucked around with this message at 04:16 on Mar 4, 2023

# ? Mar 4, 2023 03:46

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

Beeftweeter posted:

lol literally no idea how a cat would react because they make my throat close up

good luck

you're not supposed to eat the nerf darts

Midjack posted:

you got a permit for those small arms?

lmao

# ? Mar 5, 2023 12:28

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

you're not supposed to eat the nerf darts

they're so colorful :sigh:

# ? Mar 5, 2023 15:31

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

you're not supposed to eat the nerf darts

or the cats

unless you're alf, i guess

# ? Mar 5, 2023 15:38

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

lol i don't even need to get close to a cat for that to happen, being like 8 feet away in the same room will do it

allergies are the most loving useless thing

# ? Mar 5, 2023 15:44