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Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Perplx posted:

they really will be the first people to live to 150 if they are getting 8 hours of sleep in college

who can know what the uncanny zoomer really does at night after leaving the bars

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PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


They play Fortnite and Roblox till they fall asleep on their Minecraft titty mousepads

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



PokeJoe posted:

They play Fortnite and Roblox till they fall asleep on their Minecraft titty mousepads

blockerknocker mousepads gotta be rough

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/ettingermentum/status/1633639275173478400?t=G-TMMNX5lpqFoV9--FOzTw&s=19

:orb:

Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

Слава Україні!

PokeJoe posted:

Has anyone called him "Peelon Musk" yet? Because he has a piss musk you know

I started taking B vitamins again and my pee looks like a highlighter

Internaut!
Apr 3, 2022

by vyelkin

can't believe they missed the only name I've ever known it by, the Dark Destroyer

I guess they're not academics like me

https://journals.openedition.org/ilcea/2412

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/SCHIZO_POSTERS/status/1633983961687814144?t=qLVY1fe2FNYtPlvesifmIQ&s=19

:tinfoil:

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013


lmao

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

do i want to know what this is about?

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

big scary monsters posted:

do i want to know what this is about?

it sounds like the reporter googled the driver's insane rant and fell down an internet garbage chute, live on air

"schizo posters" appears to be an NFT thing

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

people can just fake audio over any footage???

Corla Plankun
May 8, 2007

improve the lives of everyone
yeah it seems like hamfisted buzz marketing for a crypto scam

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

in a well actually posted:

people can just fake audio over any footage???

Yeah probably.

Here's a real insane person:

https://twitter.com/jordanbpeterson/status/1633882580746653696?t=gNLS9dAR77EzNT7la1ui9A&s=19

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
SHIVERS [Formidable: Success]

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Yeah probably.

Here's a real insane person:

p sure this is a jaden smith tweet from 10 years ago

George
Nov 27, 2004

No love for your made-up things.
it's got real neil degrasse tyson vibes imo

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Kenny Logins posted:

SHIVERS [Formidable: Success]

DRAMA [Legendary: failure] Up yours, water moralists! We'll see who hydrates who!

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1634320766450671616

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.



ground control to major tom: ur fired lol

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

ground control to major tom: ur fired lol
"idr saying good luck"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
ground control to major tom, our company’s dead there’s something wrong

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


https://twitter.com/InternetH0F/status/1633464118668849157?t=bNnr9U7gDZ9wT7gHEfazyw&s=19

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


https://twitter.com/howardkushlan/status/1634641409419673600?s=46&t=Mu6ngisnZlTkezPxh7sqCQ

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

What is the Matrix 🌐? We just don't know 😎.


Buglord
lol cuecat

Kuvo
Oct 27, 2008

Blame it on the misfortune of your bark!
Fun Shoe
lmao

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Travispaints/status/1634706990042869760

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/davidlparsons/status/1634683641484951552?s=20

Sapozhnik
Jan 2, 2005

Nap Ghost
https://twitter.com/_gaeel_/status/1628165624449966085

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
theres the isProbablyPrime method on Javas BigInt

pseudorandom name
May 6, 2007

the rare opportunity to experience good API like the above should be savored

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
causing myself and others immense psychic damage by pronouncing “API” as “appy”

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014




"I dunno"
"Sorta?"
"Sometimes"

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

Jabberlock posted:

"I dunno"
"Sorta?"
"Sometimes"

“basically yes”
“idk”
“doubt it”

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

rotor posted:

causing myself and others immense psychic damage by pronouncing “API” as “appy”

accepting unauthenticated requests just like my grand appy taught me

jeebus bob
Nov 4, 2004

Festina lente

rotor posted:

“basically yes”
“idk”
“doubt it”

"not right now"
"ask your mother"
"shut up"

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
"concentrate and ask again"

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It's okay if you have any questions.


https://twitter.com/Atrios/status/1634859442419257347

yummycheese
Mar 28, 2004

I have changed my ordering take out strategy to simplify calling the phone number of the place I want to order food from.

every online ordering thing has its own special hostile UX. if its not adding $2.00 to the listed price of every item then its defaulting to 30% tips or outrageous takeout fee’s or some other nonsense. every single time.

I dont have it in me to memorize every single gotcha while ordering takeout. calling is easier than not.

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haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
be careful how you look up the number of the place because they fake that too

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