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Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Looks like a color filled depressing Pattinson dream from The Lighthouse, in which case I would definitely watch it in theaters.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!



So not like a poster poster, but the promo image for this really cool Kickstarter film I wanted to get some attention to. It's a Japanese stop motion samurai film using carved wooden puppets. They have a 5 minute pilot film and it kicks rear end.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/masakawa/hidari-making-a-feature-length-stop-motion-samurai-film

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?


Can't wait to see Perfectly Normal-Sized Mermaid.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

I wish I could be less cynical but I think they’ve managed to make it very not obvious that this Little Mermaid is played by a black person.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Lobok posted:

Can't wait to see Perfectly Normal-Sized Mermaid.

To be fair, she was normal sized in the original.

Aphrodite
Jun 27, 2006

The little is because she’s like 14.

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Aphrodite posted:

The little is because she’s like 14.

Is that young for a mermaid? How long do they live in the wild?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Gripweed posted:

Is that young for a mermaid? How long do they live in the wild?

They're basically powerless against shark and killer whale attacks. Sticking their little tridents into a pack of killer whales like it can do something

Schwarzwald
Jul 27, 2004

Don't Blink
They can live hundreds of years if they avoid whalers.

Erebus
Jul 13, 2001

Okay... Keep your head, Steve boy...

Vegetable posted:

I wish I could be less cynical but I think they’ve managed to make it very not obvious that this Little Mermaid is played by a black person.

They're copying the original's teaser poster which was entirely in shadow too.

I definitely get the cynicism, but at the same time I feel like treating it differently because you "have to" show she's black wouldn't be great either.

Mister Chief
Jun 6, 2011

The poster for the Chinese market will just be the rock.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

The poster for the Japanese market will be The Cove II

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Erebus posted:

They're copying the original's teaser poster which was entirely in shadow too.

I definitely get the cynicism, but at the same time I feel like treating it differently because you "have to" show she's black wouldn't be great either.



God, look at that poster.

It has colors. Appealing ones. Contrast. It's not just mush.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Mister Chief posted:

The poster for the Chinese market will just be the rock.

Casting Dwayne Johnson as the titular Little Mermaid is a mood for sure.

El Jeffe
Dec 24, 2009

Schwarzwald posted:

They can live hundreds of years if they avoid whalers.

Pretty sure it's the whalers' lives that get shortened by that encounter

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

edogawa rando posted:

Casting Dwayne Johnson as the titular Little Mermaid is a mood for sure.

Not a bad look

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Lobok posted:

Not a bad look



How many, uhh...

How many arms do you think Dwayne Johnson has?

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



red adam

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

Gripweed posted:

How many, uhh...

How many arms do you think Dwayne Johnson has?

For what I have planned? Not enough

Nihonniboku
Aug 11, 2004

YOU CAN FLY!!!

Halloween Jack posted:

No, but he once encouraged a gay employee to remain the closet and marry a woman.

To be fair he did later apologize to him

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

Waffleman_ posted:



So not like a poster poster, but the promo image for this really cool Kickstarter film I wanted to get some attention to. It's a Japanese stop motion samurai film using carved wooden puppets. They have a 5 minute pilot film and it kicks rear end.

https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/masakawa/hidari-making-a-feature-length-stop-motion-samurai-film

This rules.

I thought I had seen the pilot at a film festival a few years back but turns out that was a totally unrelated samurai puppet short.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q3JFrVx02C4

Cythereal
Nov 8, 2009

I love the potoo,
and the potoo loves you.

MacheteZombie posted:

No one stays good in this world

He was, however, very likely bisexual himself. A couple of his closest friends have said in interviews after his death that he very privately saw love as love regardless of gender and had felt love for both men and women.

There's nothing to explicitly confirm it beyond a couple of his closest friends saying so, but there's a good case for him being a closeted bi man who struggled with his feelings about it.

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

These public domain Pooh movies are getting out of hand

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In the leadup to Witch From Mercury season 2, they're going to be releasing a series of images of Suletta and Miorine at tourist spots near local TV stations

DC Murderverse
Nov 10, 2016

"Tell that to Zod's snapped neck!"

Erebus posted:

They're copying the original's teaser poster which was entirely in shadow too.

I definitely get the cynicism, but at the same time I feel like treating it differently because you "have to" show she's black wouldn't be great either.



I think this is a very good example of why all these movies suck butt

Yes, they went through the effort to make it as similar to the original poster as possible but because it’s live action and made by people who had their souls surgically removed because it would increase profit by 0.3% they don’t understand that you can’t just copy paste this poo poo, but because morons go see it anyways they still make enough money that no one learns anything useful

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Have they shown Ursula yet?

Those cowards better not back away from the Divine-inspired design.

BlueBayou
Jan 16, 2008
Before she mends must sicken worse
yeah shes in the new trailer

design is the same

Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

BlueBayou posted:

yeah shes in the new trailer

design is the same

Who's playing her in the live action version?

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



Larryb posted:

Who's playing her in the live action version?

Melissa McCarthy





Larryb
Oct 5, 2010

Vintersorg posted:

Melissa McCarthy







That doesn’t look too bad honestly. I haven’t seen the trailer but how’s her acting in the role (assuming the trailer has lines that is)?

Larryb fucked around with this message at 23:25 on Mar 13, 2023

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Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

This is dumb, I don't see a single scooter.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I don’t like this new bond movie spin off

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

It’s a pretty cool poster but that floating thing beside the person raises way too many questions and distracts from the giant monster thing.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Vegetable posted:

It’s a pretty cool poster but that floating thing beside the person raises way too many questions and distracts from the giant monster thing.

its her         dad        

testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Vegetable posted:

It’s a pretty cool poster but that floating thing beside the person raises way too many questions and distracts from the giant monster thing.

You're clearly not a PSO fan

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testtubebaby posted:

You're clearly not a PSO fan



Wouldn't Nier Automata be the more current reference?

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testtubebaby
Apr 7, 2008

Where we're going,
we won't need eyes to see.


Gripweed posted:

Wouldn't Nier Automata be the more current reference?

Isn’t this an old persons forum?

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