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Potato Salad posted:the moon, which is safely away from us The moon, beautiful! The sun, even more beautiful!
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Potato Salad posted:the moon, which is safely away from us for now
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maybe they should stop reporting these thefts with dollar values. report them in flooz or apes or whatever the original currency was and see who gives a gently caress about how many e-coin bits were stolen no dollars were stolen and there's no longer even a theoretical way to exchange these things for dollars outside of meeting a guy in an arby's parking lot with a usb stick
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Potato Salad posted:the moon, which is safely away from us
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i'm sure molly white isn't unaware of that, and she probably realizes that's what divabot does but i think it's also just to make it more accessible to people who don't understand the nuance (by completely removing it, but still)
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infernal machines posted:maybe they should stop reporting these thefts with dollar values. report them in flooz or apes or whatever the original currency was and see who gives a gently caress about how many e-coin bits were stolen In an Arby's parking lot Hurry up with my drat fiat!
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https://twitter.com/felixsalmon/status/1635623195284758533 You can't say the man was wrong.
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Beeftweeter posted:i'm sure molly white isn't unaware of that, and she probably realizes that's what divabot does it's kinda my point though, people care about a flashy headline about the theft of hundreds of millions of dollars no one cares about the theft of 300 million quatloos except the idiots holding quatloos. these constant thefts and scams and whatever are quite literally irrelevant to anyone that operates in the real world
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mrmcd posted:https://twitter.com/felixsalmon/status/1635623195284758533 loving hoisted
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mrmcd posted:https://twitter.com/felixsalmon/status/1635623195284758533 lol
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infernal machines posted:it's kinda my point though, people care about a flashy headline about the theft of hundreds of millions of dollars well yeah, i get both perspectives there: it genuinely doesn't matter to most people, but on the other hand, that also means people won't care to read about it, lol
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Escape From Noise posted:The moon, beautiful! oh yeah? 
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infernal machines posted:it's kinda my point though, people care about a flashy headline about the theft of hundreds of millions of dollars What about the theft of 300 million alleged dollars?
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Just a Moron posted:What about the theft of 300 million alleged dollars? the abduction of 300 million unborn dollars
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Hammerite posted:we're very clever everyone, let us tell you about our cleverness. we named ourselves after a prominent historical mathematician, that's just how clever we are. what do we do? well we spunk people's money into cryptocurrencies and lose it all. in very clever ways
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Just a Moron posted:What about the theft of 300 million alleged dollars? yeah just put "alleged" or "supposed" in front of the dollar "values" e: "ostensibly"
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Carthag Tuek posted:yeah just put "alleged" or "supposed" in front of the dollar "values" !$ for "not dollars"
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infernal machines posted:it's kinda my point though, people care about a flashy headline about the theft of hundreds of millions of dollars it's not irrelevant. it's pretty loving funny. that's why it's important to put the theoretical dollar amount this isn't hard
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the people involved believe they lost that amount, which makes it more funny
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Boxturret posted:the people involved believe they lost that amount, which makes it more funny they do, but they're idiots, which is why their variously denominated virtual assets are now "away from them"
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...! posted:it's not irrelevant. it's pretty loving funny. that's why it's important to put the theoretical dollar amount it's roughly as funny as the slow kid on the playground getting their pogs stolen, except someone at some point paid actual dollars for those pogs
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infernal machines posted:it's roughly as funny as the slow kid on the playground getting their pogs stolen, except someone at some point paid actual dollars for those pogs yeah, that’s why it’s funny
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Potrzebie posted:I was told 1BTC=MOON. 1BTC is worth two pale butt cheeks.
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mrmcd posted:https://twitter.com/felixsalmon/status/1635623195284758533 gotta hand it to him
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infernal machines posted:it's roughly as funny as the slow kid on the playground getting their pogs stolen, except someone at some point paid actual dollars for those pogs also the slow kid has spent the past several years crowing about how he's smarter and richer than everyone because he has pogs
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infernal machines posted:it's roughly as funny as the slow kid on the playground getting their pogs stolen, except someone at some point paid actual dollars for those pogs the difference here is that the "slow kid" tends to spend all his time pretending he's smarter than all the other kids, telling them they'll die poor while he'll be richer than god, and being a greedy gently caress you got mine piece of poo poo also those pogs are like the shittiest looking pogs anyone has ever seen and i mean what the gently caress where did you even manage to find something so goddamn ugly and why do you keep repeating you actually like them for the art even those goddamn alf pogs that dweeb kid brought were better than this jesus christ e:f;b
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kalensc posted:the abduction of 300 million unborn dollars 
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kalensc posted:the abduction of 300 million unborn dollars by the criminal barack hussein obama III
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infernal machines posted:maybe they should stop reporting these thefts with dollar values. report them in flooz or apes or whatever the original currency was and see who gives a gently caress about how many e-coin bits were stolen the dollar value is pertinent in many ways, for example in calculating personal taxes or being charged with a more serious crime.
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report the cost basis I imagine these days it’s significantly higher than market value
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:1BTC is worth two pale butt cheeks. the bit that rugs the buttcheeks
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kalensc posted:the abduction of 300 million unborn dollars haha money clinic go abrrrrrrrrrrt
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lol EA people throwing sam under the bus https://time.com/6262810/sam-bankman-fried-effective-altruism-alameda-ftx/ it's not a very good article. tl;dr: sam is untrustworthy, they knew this and said nothing
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lmao Shaq is in hiding trying to duck a subpoena to get sued for shilling FTX comedy option is he gets served on the set of NBA on TNT live on the air
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Beeftweeter posted:lol EA people throwing sam under the bus https://time.com/6262810/sam-bankman-fried-effective-altruism-alameda-ftx/ "Who is John Galt" - Effective Altruists ft. Baha Men
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Beeftweeter posted:lol EA people throwing sam under the bus https://time.com/6262810/sam-bankman-fried-effective-altruism-alameda-ftx/ I don't see any contradiction in the actions of the "the ends justify the means, as long as we get paid" philosophers to be honest.
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demanding an immediate halt to all Matt Levine vacation days, until we can figure out what the hell is going on https://twitter.com/WaltHickey/status/1635702220170592263 e: or ordering Matt Levine on permanent vacation , I guess that’s the responsible move but seems far less fun
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It's an interesting idea. I think it requires follow-up research focusing specifically on the companies covered in the newsletter in the days prior to the vacation rather than the general market conditions.
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Beeftweeter posted:lol EA people throwing sam under the bus https://time.com/6262810/sam-bankman-fried-effective-altruism-alameda-ftx/ being thrown under the bus by the ea people is like being denounced by the nazis, sbf continues to be a good source of surprisingly positive comedy.
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