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Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



git apologist posted:

i’m 42 and still unable to grow a beard. plz respond

try harder

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Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



git apologist posted:

i’m 42 and still unable to grow a beard. plz respond

put your thumb in your mouth and blow real hard

Volmarias
Dec 31, 2002

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Do that hair surgery where they use back hair or rear end hair or whatever, but have them stick it on your face.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

git apologist posted:

i’m 42 and still unable to grow a beard. plz respond

I'm 44 (I thought I was 43 until someone corrected me a few weeks ago) and it's worse: I can only somewhat grow a beard. It looks even more patchy because it's got three colours going on (very dark brown, blonde [my original hair colour], and now gray/white OK I guess four because gray and white are different colours). I'd like to have a serial drowner beard but can't :(

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Volmarias posted:

Do that hair surgery where they use back hair or rear end hair or whatever, but have them stick it on your face.

going no-wipe for a few months beforehand helps it stick (PRO TIP/LIFE HACK)

tk
Dec 10, 2003

Nap Ghost

3D Megadoodoo posted:

I'm 44 (I thought I was 43 until someone corrected me a few weeks ago)

I don’t really know exactly how old I am. I just round up to the nearest 5 to avoid this type of disappointment.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

serial drowner beard

jerry what is this mean?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

President Beep posted:

jerry what is this mean?

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
more like cereal strainer beard

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Kenny Logins posted:

more like cereal strainer beard

well, he wasn't convicted of straining cereal so

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Kenny Logins posted:

more like cereal strainer beard

polyester concept
Mar 29, 2017

i have mild beard & moustache insecurity. it's not really patchy or like peach fuzz or anything but it's not as thick as some other men's. it's also kinda light brown/reddish so under certain light it looks even thinner. oh well you work with what you're given.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

i work with my wife in a big bed

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

i just cut my own hair, i'm not insecure about any beard. just annoyed.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

3D Megadoodoo posted:

i work with my wife in a big bed

once again, onlyfinns

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



my beard is thick and glorious and can be braided. gonna do a french braid starting up on the sides to see if i can make it look like gimli's soon.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005

c-spam cannot afford



it catches in the wind on a breezy day and causes noticeable drag while swimming.

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
my beard is okay and of a modest length.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



git apologist posted:

i’m 42 and still unable to grow a beard. plz respond

same, but i can grow a pubestache :cool:

but i do have a luscious head of hair (though it curls too much for my taste). my brothers, father, male uncles are all bald and beardy, which might have been suspect if i didnt look exactly like my dad

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



also theres a young dude working at my local grocery who has a single hair growing from his chin that's like 3 inches long

how the gently caress does he not notice that :barf:

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

Carthag Tuek posted:

also theres a young dude working at my local grocery who has a single hair growing from his chin that's like 3 inches long

h-ha-... hair on t-ttip

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



graph posted:

h-ha-... hair on t-ttip

i though thte average was 4. this is concerning

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored




looks like my professor brothers cosplay is coming together nicely

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



i basically grow a flemish painter beard and the rest is thinner but even. now that my chin is filling with silver, it makes my mustache look more old west pointy on the sides since it doesn't visually connect anymore

i just shave it all regularly :sigh:

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



I've been rocking a moustache since I played red dead 2 and thought Arthur looked cool with one

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
DW!

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



if i ever shave the beard i might see what it's like to just have a mustache. when i was younger i couldn't grow one that was good enough, but it'd be fine now even though it's nothing special

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



tbh my biggest issue is the weirdly massive presence of blonde hairs i get in my facial hair

literally the entire rest of my body hair is black or dark brown, but beard/stache for some reason has a bunch of blond hairs that makes the whole thing look weaker :goonstxt:

i dont mean grey or white, i have some of those on my temples

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Hirsute architecture? Must be one of those tik tok things.

graph
Nov 22, 2006

aaag peanuts

with your parachute fruits

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



beardly building

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)
e: lol, that doesn’t work at all

gnatalie
Jul 1, 2003

blasting women into space
old me could rock the stubble look hard, but it's all being lased away. rip face hair

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



graph posted:

with your parachute fruits

passin the dutchie from coast to coast

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



President Beep posted:

e: lol, that doesn’t work at all

what i wouldnt give to see what joke beep tought too far

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



this is a norwegian song about what its like to have a mustache in scandinavia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rSFhDlNSQVk

im driving real fast,
with a moped-stache

im not wearing any watch
aint got nowhere need to go

e: long version

Carthag Tuek fucked around with this message at 23:03 on Mar 17, 2023

President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Carthag Tuek posted:

what i wouldnt give to see what joke beep tought too far

it wasn’t offensive in the least. it literally didn’t make sense.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



President Beep posted:

it wasn’t offensive in the least. it literally didn’t make sense.

your mom doesnt make sense :mad:

Fart Sandwiches
Apr 4, 2006

i never asked for this
old man tries to stay cool, gets tattoo



news at 11

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President Beep
Apr 30, 2009





i have to have a car because otherwise i cant drive around the country solving mysteries while being doggedly pursued by federal marshals for a crime i did not commit (9/11)

Carthag Tuek posted:

your mom doesnt make sense :mad:

yeah? well your mom makes dollars

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