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I will lure him into a pit trap with a plate of vodka dipped candies, probably sno-caps
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Mar 18, 2023 10:06
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I just did op, he's locked in my garage. hes real mad about it too.
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Mar 18, 2023 10:10
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I just put my beers in the garage fridge. Now I have to go past Putin to get my bud 
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Mar 18, 2023 10:13
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it's crazy! after that arrest order, people started seeing Putins around every corner! OK, they're all manlets with bald heads, but that's beside the point
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Mar 18, 2023 10:14
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I’m “Putin” him in jail right now op!
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Mar 18, 2023 11:09
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Me and my boy Senad went out and got him. Senad walked right up to him and said something real low in Bosnian and then ashed his cigarette out right on ol’ Vladdy’s forehead. Sometimes you just need the right guy for the job.
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Mar 18, 2023 11:12
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I'd be happy if they just stopped letting him score those soft rear end goals during one of his idiotic hockey games and someone just lit him the gently caress up with their shoulder
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Mar 18, 2023 11:47
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I have a lead on a huge adult diaper order going somewhere to the Moscow suburbs. This could be our big breakthrough
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Mar 18, 2023 12:08
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We have to suck him off, Vladmir Putin. We have to stroke him off, and do stuff to him. He's got to get his rocks off, he's pent up. He's been hiding it all underneath. Like the song featuring Lady Saw. Somebody's got to do it. It's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it.
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Mar 18, 2023 12:40
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In Soviet Russia, Putin arrest you!
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Mar 18, 2023 13:03
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This is what I'm gonna do to Putin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnFazgfX8F8
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GABA ghoul posted:I have a lead on a huge adult diaper order going somewhere to the Moscow suburbs. This could be our big breakthrough are they rubber diapers?
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Mar 18, 2023 13:08
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:This is what I'm gonna do to Putin: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CnFazgfX8F8 heh cool
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Mar 18, 2023 13:15
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Get this guys, we trick him into an Europa Universalis IV LAN match, but then cuff his hands behind his back so he has to watch Rus get demolished in real time.
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Mar 18, 2023 13:16
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Putin is dead isn’t he? Or did they prop up another one? 
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Mar 18, 2023 13:18
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Putin is dead isn’t he? Or did they prop up another one? Putin still alive today in Serbia 2023
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Mar 18, 2023 14:25
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OK I caught him but I have no idea what to do with him somebody else take him
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Mar 18, 2023 14:28
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Treecko posted:OK I caught him but I have no idea what to do with him somebody else take him We're putting him in daycare.
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Mar 18, 2023 14:29
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Treecko posted:OK I caught him but I have no idea what to do with him somebody else take him hug him and kiss him and call him Georgy
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:We're putting him in daycare. I don't think he'll play nice with the other kids...
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Mar 18, 2023 14:30
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He's just gonna scream "MINE! MINE MIIIINE" and kick over someone's Duplo castle Then I'll get a call and have to pick him right back up
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Mar 18, 2023 14:33
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Didn't he assault Naomi Campbell?
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Mar 18, 2023 14:49
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Me and my boy Senad went out and got him. Senad walked right up to him and said something real low in Bosnian and then ashed his cigarette out right on ol’ Vladdy’s forehead. Sometimes you just need the right guy for the job. God dammit
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Mar 18, 2023 18:38
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Maybe they can revive Otto skorzeny to nab him
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I hope Iraq and Afghanistan are funding Russia.
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Mar 18, 2023 19:06
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Just smoked a blunt with Putin and he told me y'all aint poo poo lmao
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Mar 18, 2023 19:09
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I crap in a poo tin, don't take my happiness
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Mar 18, 2023 19:12
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I would watch a Columbo episode where he entraps pootie poot
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Mar 18, 2023 19:12
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putin is protected by steven segal he is untouchable youre all kidding yourselves
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Wall Balls posted:putin is protected by steven segal he is untouchable youre all kidding yourselves M Night Shyamalan level plot twist: steven seagull was a deep cover agent all along
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Thought Vlad got impaled a long time ago Turns out, I don't know how to read
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Mar 18, 2023 20:32
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Lock him up! Lock him up!
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Mar 18, 2023 20:47
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i think putin has suffered enough, we should leave him be
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Mar 18, 2023 21:02
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His feet are light and nimble. He never sleeps. He says that he aint never goin’ to no slammer. He dances in light and in shadow and he is a great favorite. He never sleeps, Putin. He is dancing, dancing. He says that he will never die.
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Mar 18, 2023 21:07
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he is a little people he will simply slide through the bars of the cell 
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Mar 18, 2023 21:35
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plot twist putin was trump all along
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Mar 18, 2023 21:36
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we can try but he already has the lawyer who came up with "affluenza" on speed dial so he's gonna walk.
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I bet it'd be pretty funny, as a gag, to put Chia seeds on Putin's head. Just like, leave 'em there, see if they grow.
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mind the walrus posted:I bet it'd be pretty funny, as a gag, to put Chia seeds on Putin's head. Just like, leave 'em there, see if they grow. the evil NATO biolab pigeons would eat them before they even took root.
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