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Ah, my colleague's time to shine. Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:real talk I got a philodendron I got a spathiphyllum, wouldn't mind getting a philodendron as well. More plants is more good.
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# ? Apr 28, 2024 12:01 |
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plant buddy i also got a fern but i dont know its long name
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# ? Mar 17, 2023 01:11 |
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I wonder how long until we will deal with Sempervivum(hens and chicks)
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# ? Mar 17, 2023 03:01 |
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:real talk I got a philodendron You may have a Phil O'Dendron, But I have his sister. Rhoda! Rhodadendron. Try the veal, I'm here all week!
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# ? Mar 17, 2023 21:28 |
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The Dervinosdoom crew make their way from Genesplicer's tower towards BigBadSteve's place of operations, lead by the knowledgable Bob Foot. Dragoon EorayMel: God I hope this doesn't have any more steps. Heard the gods used to punish this elf boy with a chain of trades that sent him all over the world. Bob Foot: Probably not, BigBadSteve's got a good collection of plants and getting a philodendron shouldn't be an issue. A few hours later... Dragoon EorayMel: Subtle. Holy poo poo, is that Dumb Sex-Parrot? Hey, what are you doing here? Dumb Sex-Parrot: Do I know you? Hey, Orange Cat, Bloodfart! You guys quit work'n with that jerk EorayMel too? Dragoon EorayMel: I AM THE DRAGOON EORAYMEL. Dumb Sex-Parrot: You can't fool me, no way would that vain bastard shave his stache. Dragoon EorayMel: I GOT MILFED. Dumb Sex-Parrot stares at EorayMel, then over at Orange Cat, Bloodfart McCoy and the Princess. Dumb Sex-Parrot: I guess that makes sense. Serves you right! Princess Funky See Funky Do: And they had to date a dark plains Bison! I got his panties! Dumb Sex-Parrot: Ha ha ha ha! Yeah, ain't karma a bitch?! Chaos Feather: Who you talking too? Dumb Sex-Parrot: My ex-boss. Dragoon EorayMel: Yeah, that's great, nice to meet you. Look, where's BigBadSteve, we need to get a philodendron. Geemer: You too? I'm looking for one to go with my spathiphyllum. Bob Foot: Legendary herbalist Geemer! Geemer: The wise and mighty Bob Foot, how you doing? Bob Foot: I'm fine, you? Geemer: Just doing a bit of plant shopping. Dragoon EorayMel: Oh gently caress this, I don't care!! I just need to get a loving philodendron before I start menstrating! I've never had to deal with that and I never want to! Chaos Feather: Sounds like your menstrating right now! Sooo bitchy. I see why you quit on him. Dragoon EorayMel: Just... just someone direct me to BigBadSteve. Orange Cat: Just relax. He's over there. Dragoon EorayMel: ... of course. BigBadSteve: Welcome to BigBadSteve's Big Bad Plant Emporium! What can I do you for? Dragoon EorayMel: I just need... one... philodendron. Please tell me you take Dervinosdollars. BigBadSteve: Naw I only take Yeticoin. Dragoon EorayMel: ... BigBadSteve: I'm kidding, of course I take Dervinosdollars, it's like the closest kingdom. Can I interest you in some lavender plants? You look a bit stressed. Bloodfart McCoy: Poor bastard got MILF'd. BigBadSteve: Aw poo poo, really? Say hello to the Genesplicer for me. Some dipshits musta woke up the swamp genie again. Good luck. Dragoon EorayMel: Thank. You. I don't suppose you have anything stronger than lavender? BigBadSteve: And a baggie o' weed it is. Dragoon EorayMel: You're my favourite person right now you have no idea.
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# ? Mar 18, 2023 20:34 |
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Thank you for not letting me drown in the hot spring I was scared for a second Kinda careless to sit on me might have to think about joining the other team
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# ? Mar 18, 2023 21:02 |
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It's always nice to see someone quit a dreadful job and just living their best life.
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# ? Mar 18, 2023 21:58 |
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I sense a twist incoming...
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# ? Mar 18, 2023 22:29 |
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Every show has to have an episode or two where the crew gets high and looks at the stars while contemplating life the universe and all thatChaosfeather posted:It's always nice to see someone quit a dreadful job and just living their best life. couldnt do it without you
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# ? Mar 19, 2023 00:00 |
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this has been perfect, I'm glad DSP can heal now
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Back at the hot springs... Staberind: Mrrrow! Lore Mistress: You want some lore? Staberind: Nya merrow nya meow! Bypopular Demand: You understand cabbit? Lore Mistress: Comes with the job description. Well, does anyone here know about the floating kingdom of Bula Vinaka? Bypopular Demand: Hard to miss, it's a massive floating rock that screws with the weather, casts a dark shadow, harbours a crew of space wasp criminals, is an Internet hotspot, steals cookies, I think I've said too much already... Lore Mistress: ... Bypopular Demand: ... Secks Cauldron: ... Treeko: ... Staberind: Mrrrow? Lore Mistress: Yes I'm already aware of your history with the floating kingdom. But do you know the most recent news about the floating kingdom? Secks Cauldron: Do you? Bypopular Demand: I do not. We don't get along, let's just keep it at that. Lore Mistress: Princess Bored is going to go landside to seek a suitor! Bypopular Demand: Princess Bored's going to get married?! Secks Cauldron: Is... that a problem? Bypopular Demand: ... no. Lore Mistress: She could be landing any day now. I mean, that's why the dark plains of .random are dark and stormy -- they usually park the kingdom over it. Secks Cauldron: I get the distinct feeling the plot is thickening.
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# ? Mar 20, 2023 18:54 |
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Oh....
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# ? Mar 20, 2023 18:58 |
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I'll be princess Bored's best man/woman/maid of honor If it works for the story
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# ? Mar 20, 2023 19:02 |
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oh man things are heating upp
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Dragoon EorayMel: God. drat. I do not ever want to go through that again. Orange Cat: At least your moustache was restored perfectly. Dragoon EorayMel: Small mercies. I need a soak at the hot springs. Bloodfart McCoy: You sure? Remember what happened last time we were there. Bob Foot: We can be reasonably sure lightning won't strike twice. Also we'll know to lay into the bastard right away. Princess Funky See Funky Do: Dark. Dragoon EorayMel: Aw gently caress. Princess senses are tingling. Lore Mistress: Oh hey guys! War Crime Gigolo: ! Secks Cauldron: ! ByPopular Demand: ! Treeko: ! Space Kablooey: ? Staberind: Mrrrow? Dragoon EorayMel: ! Orange Cat: ! Bloodfart McCoy: ! Bob Foot: Where's the 4th legendary hero? Princess Funky See Funky Do: Hey guys! DUN DUUUUUUN Dragoon EorayMel: Well this had to happen eventually, huh? Secks Cauldron: Princess, you need to come with us. Dragoon EorayMel: No I think she'd rather stay with us. Princess Funky See Funky Do: It's really dark. ByPopular Demand: Aw poo poo. Lore Mistress: Well well, it's Princess Bored of the floating kingdom of Bula Vinaka. I was just loresplaining you. ByPopular Demand: Sheila. Princess Bored: Bionca. Princess Funky See Funky Do: Jackie! ByPopular Demand: Wut? Princess Funky See Funky Do: I thought we were playing "First names". Princess Bored: My you're a big one, aren't you? Dragoon EorayMel: Yeah she is, but we've got business elsewhere don't we Princess? Princess Bored: I told you I'm not interested. Dragoon EorayMel: *cough* No I mean Princess Funky See Funky Do. Secks Cauldron: You mean we've got business seeing the Princess home! Princess Bored: ... ...hey Jackie, you wanna visit a floating kingdom? Princess Funky See Funky Do: DO I!? Treeko: Princess! Don't forget about me! Staberind: Mrrrow! War Crime Gigolo: You said it. But those wasp guards kinda scare me. Dragoon EorayMel: No loving way. Secks Cauldron: Well I mean, if you had a choice of who to go with what you would choose? She is pretty fine. Dragoon EorayMel: ... OK yeah, but we're still hosed. I mean we're ALL hosed. ByPopular Demand: We are. Space Kablooey: Not necessarily. Staberind: Mrrroooooowwwww... Space Kablooey: No, you don't need to become a space ship. I am well versed in the construction of cardboardium alloy and some spacealluminum foil. We can still pursue our quarry. Given that the floating kingdom of Bula Vinaka will likely be hostile, a temporary truce is in order if either of our parties is to succeed in their mission. Bob Foot: Telling the truth there, boss. Dragoon EorayMel: I regret everything. I regret everything I've ever done. Meanwhile... King AKZ Of Corned Beef: Do you think we should send word to the Heroes that they're chasing after a decoy? Queen Leper Go-Getter: No. I mean I'm sure they're smart enough to figure it out and besides, we have to keep up appearances. It just wouldn't be proper to allow King Wifi Toilet to THINK he's kidnapped our princess.
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# ? Mar 21, 2023 22:55 |
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What a beautiful twist!
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# ? Mar 21, 2023 23:21 |
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Is Treecko in on 'Princess' FSFD being a decoy? Can't believe the good guys sending heroes on a quest to retrieve a decoy, how deep does the rabbit hole go? and lol at Orange Cat going ham
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# ? Mar 23, 2023 11:44 |
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Eagerly awaiting the philodendron scene.
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# ? Mar 29, 2023 05:22 |
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And the adventure continues... Thanks to everyone who participated! I think this pretty much well wraps up Story Time for now, since it's not as much fun without new posters for me to generate new situations from. I'd like to think the two adventuring parties will eventually become friends but in the meantime they're going to fly up to the sky kingdom of Bula Vinaka in their cardboard airship and have more adventures.
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 07:03 |
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Goonspeed adventurers! And thanks for the silly fun thread, Smik!
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 07:25 |
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I like my namesake's expression, "I of course got wings, I dunno what the rest of you are so happy about trusting this flimsy aircraft to not fall apart."
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 08:00 |
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A good adventure not-so-strangely full of cats. Thanks so much for doing this!
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 08:28 |
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Aww kinda sudden ending, but I loved it nonetheless. Thanks for the fun story! And for the cats
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# ? Mar 30, 2023 14:10 |
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Thanks for a great thread, Smik! I had fun posting and participating.
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 10:36 |
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This was a great thread, thanks for the story and the art!
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 14:05 |
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Give me milf powers in real life that's an order
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 15:21 |
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I could give you milk powers.
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# ? Mar 31, 2023 15:23 |
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Goldmine
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A beautiful goonventure
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