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zone
Dec 6, 2016
Making tiktoks or vines.

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Captain Splendid
Jan 7, 2009

Qu'en pense Caffarelli?
Writing the stories on online recipes you have to scroll past before you see the ingredients

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

This

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Captain Splendid posted:

Writing the stories on online recipes you have to scroll past before you see the ingredients
That's a job, not a hobby.

LimaBiker
Dec 9, 2020




BBQ'ing/eating huge slabs of meat/going to a beard dresser/drinking whisky as part of a Manly Man Identity thing.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

LimaBiker posted:

BBQ'ing/eating huge slabs of meat/going to a beard dresser/drinking whisky as part of a Manly Man Identity thing.

Smoking a brisket has nothing to do with toxic masculinity. I’m just fat.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49

Das Boo posted:

Porn. Those gooning caves are the saddest thing I've ever seen.

Changing my answer. Openly loving porn and following the business without actually being involved is very sad.

Kirk Vikernes
Apr 26, 2004

Count Goatnackh

Watching other people play video games.

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Not doxxing me

zone
Dec 6, 2016

Toxic Mental posted:

Not doxxing me

but OP I am me so I can't doxx myself

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
You can always doxx yourself

I like sleeping

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Collecting old coke bottles that still have old coke in them

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Dick Fontaine posted:

Collecting old coke bottles that still have old coke in them



They need a refrigerated coke cellar

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Dick Fontaine posted:

Collecting old coke bottles that still have old coke in them



Piss in one of those bottles and make it like a game show

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



Collecting pencils.

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
Axe throwing.

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

lurking

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Any purely consumptive hobby that involves buying things as entertainment:

Funky Peps, Dragonball X dolls, G.I. Joe, Archie Comics, japanimation etc.

Oh hmm yes I would like a $40 ticket into the event full of sweaty neckbeards my wife says I can only spend $400 on toys this year though.

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


watching marvel movies

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Judging strangers’ hobbies.

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

collecting rare and unique POG slammers

Astrochicken
Aug 13, 2007

So you better go back to your bars, your temples
Your massage parlors!

The lamest Hobby is clinical depression.

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
anything that's super easy to do and readily accessible, but you never actually do it and instead your hobby is watching somebody else do it on the internet

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Physical movie collecting.

There are movie buffs (people who love movies), and there are movie collectors (people who love flexing a collection of movies whether they actually watch them or not). These people are the latter.

Buying the same movie over and over again like Malibu Stacy with new hat (!) because the slipcover is different or it’s a steel book or a different company releasing it or it comes with a limited edition butt plug or something.

I'm Crap
Aug 15, 2001
reading book summaries

not books, just summaries of them. popular with sigma trillionaire grindset imbeciles

praxis
Aug 1, 2003

Railfanning. Being a grown, mentally competent adult who spends his free time taking pictures of various trains is the saddest thing I've seen. Keep in mind we're not talking about vintage trains or even nice, shiny trains. These are just your run-of-the-mill dirty loving freight trains. You seen one you've seen them all, but these people get excited and shoot tons of photo and video as we roll by. I don't get it.


But, people like what they like and it doesn't affect me so who gives a poo poo.

NC Wyeth Death Cult
Dec 30, 2005

He lost his life in Chadds Ford, he was dancing with a train.
Targeting the twitter accounts of local politicians and going absolutely apeshit in their mentions every time they post.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

Anything involving beards or beard maintenance.

Buhhh now that masculinity no longer makes me lord of all I survey, I guess I'll just peacock this face bonsai in lieu of an identity. Craft beer optional but >90% probable.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Simping.

that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Goons will do what goons will do ~

Sublimer
Sep 20, 2007
get yo' game up


Crypto

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost
Funko pops.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Collecting food influencer NFTs

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Modding a dying web forum

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Astrochicken posted:

The lamest Hobby is clinical depression.

gotta go for that Urgent Care Depression

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
In general, I'd say it's anything that's based around consumption or entertainment rather than production or creativity. So like being a collector or a foodie or part of a fandom etc. Funko Pops are probably about as bad as it gets. I guess you get a pass as a collector if it's something niche and irreplaceable, so your collection of it serves as a preservation effort.

TrashMammal
Nov 10, 2022

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
worst hobby: funko pops
best hobby: eating each and every item from the Texas Roadhouse menu

Elviscat
Jan 1, 2008

Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Strategic Tea posted:

Anything involving beards or beard maintenance.

Buhhh now that masculinity no longer makes me lord of all I survey, I guess I'll just peacock this face bonsai in lieu of an identity. Craft beer optional but >90% probable.

Excuse me, bearding isn't a hobby for some of us, it's a profession.




Same with this one.

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

In before anyone suggests being an internet forum moderator. Vote Smugworth for GBS moderator!

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