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Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
No one wants to talk about Corey Feldman, so instead this is a surprise Krusty thread.



I mean if you want to talk about Corey Feldman feel free, but if you want to post some Krust this is the thread for it.

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Fartington Butts
Jan 21, 2007


Did you hear about the high-rise window washer whose platform broke?





He felled, man.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

I huff gay gas

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
https://youtu.be/BD8eI3Xest0

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
I heard he was molested, but you would never know because he doesn’t bring it up every single time he’s on camera. Oh wait I was thinking of every other child actor! TOUGHEN UP COREY, IT HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY!

I don’t really feel this way but in this day and age it doesn’t hurt to be extra apologetic about certain things

Demon Of The Fall
May 1, 2004

Nap Ghost
the best Corey Feldman scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPcQ_GLYPg

for years me and my friends would yell "PIZZA DUDE!" like this constantly whenever we would order pizza

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

Demon Of The Fall posted:

the best Corey Feldman scene:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1SPcQ_GLYPg

for years me and my friends would yell "PIZZA DUDE!" like this constantly whenever we would order pizza

I still use the phrase 'pizza dude' to this day.

Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I heard he was molested, but you would never know because he doesn’t bring it up every single time he’s on camera. Oh wait I was thinking of every other child actor! TOUGHEN UP COREY, IT HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY!

I don’t really feel this way but in this day and age it doesn’t hurt to be extra apologetic about certain things

Thank you for reminding me that Barbara Walters is trash.

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lol I was like who the duck wants to talk about Corey Feldman... Well done op... Then I scrolled through the rest of the thread and people were talking about Corey Feldman :downs:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
More of a Corey Haim guy

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
Someone has their dick out in the stands of the movie teen wolf.

Laserjet 4P
Mar 28, 2005

What does it mean?
Fun Shoe
Skrillex Sr.

Mad Doctor Cthulhu
Mar 3, 2008

Nigmaetcetera posted:

I heard he was molested, but you would never know because he doesn’t bring it up every single time he’s on camera. Oh wait I was thinking of every other child actor! TOUGHEN UP COREY, IT HAPPENED TO EVERYBODY!

I don’t really feel this way but in this day and age it doesn’t hurt to be extra apologetic about certain things

The weirdest thing about that whole recent incident with him trying to make money off of revealing the accused pedophiles is that it started off with Feldman making an rear end out of himself by going on the Today Show with his 'band' (a bunch of women that he forces to live with him) and pretending to be Michael Jackson and twirking. To go from that to 'pay me money and I'll make a movie that reveals the accusers' was so bizarre that it's little wonder he's fell out of the spotlight again.

Anyway, Krusty content:

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Yeah, the thing with Feldman is that he has his own weird sex cult where he eagerly admits he picks up fresh new women off the streets of LA to "help their careers".

And also he keeps trying to shoehorn his crappy music career into everything he does.

Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

a mysterious cloak
Apr 5, 2003

Leave me alone, dad, I'm with my friends!


Fartington Butts posted:

Did you hear about the high-rise window washer whose platform broke?





He felled, man.

Go full British and nail it:

Cor, he felled, man

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003
:smug: Good morning, you're all just pretending to need this "medicine" because you're drug addicts.

:angel: Good evening, directed pharmaceutical use of amphetamines obviously enriches the lives of many itt and I just woul

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

kntfkr posted:

More of a Corey Haim guy

According to Corey Feldman's book, Corey Haim allowed himself to be sodomized


Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s


THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

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Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

His words, not mine

Murdstone
Jun 14, 2005

I'm feeling Jimmy


kntfkr posted:

More of a Corey Haim guy
He was the superior Corey.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Smugworth posted:

According to Corey Feldman's book, Corey Haim allowed himself to be sodomized

you'd have to be a real jerk to say a thing like that about your friend

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Deffo a crazy rear end narcissist who probably got abused by Hollywood execs

But he puts out some bangers with his angels

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hZ67H9JHAHM

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8aaddt8b03c

This thread should strictly be about The ‘Burbs :colbert:

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I got you OP, I even loaded up my imgur to find mine.





Bright Bart
Apr 27, 2020

False. There is only one electron and it has never stopped.

You Are A Elf posted:

This thread should strictly be about The ‘Burbs :colbert:

In the suburbs I
I learned to drive
And you told me we'd never survive
Grab your mother's keys we're leaving

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel










Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Hell yeah, getting some classic Krusts in this poo poo.

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

Bright Bart posted:

Thank you for reminding me that Barbara Walters is dead.

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


hey check this out

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Can't bust the Krust

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
I think Corey was brave to speak out about the rampant sexual assault against both men and women in Hollywood and I want to congratulate him on his academy award for best actor in The Whale.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009

hey! check this out
Fun Shoe

oof, Corey did not age well

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART




there's only one cory that matters

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
which was the corey that the guy was poking with a screwdriver and got all irradiated?

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

dee eight posted:

which was the corey that the guy was poking with a screwdriver and got all irradiated?

Demon Corey.

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Cory rhymes with Allegory. Krusty does not.

Indeed 'Allegrusty' is not even a word.

Makes you think.

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
My father stormed the beaches of Normandy, you son of a bitch!

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