1. Lack of sufficient time
   
2. Most I've made have here have been less than popular
   
3. (Maybe) I don't snort certain 'assistive' substances off my posting glove.
   

• I ordered a sausage biscuit at McDonalds and some b**ch called the cops: I figured I’d eat some sausage after 6 months of gut surgery. But my california spirit mother sensed the error of my ways and did the right thing, called the cops on me and hosed up my order. I didn’t get sausage, or the bacon I ordered. I did have sex with a [race#1]ish woman last night so maybe she thought it was physically impossible for a [race#1] to eat bacon. Well I bet her loving head exploded at the very thought anyways. Her whole worldview shattered to the point where we can call the cops on [race#1]s eating pork now. But then I thought maybe she was racist in two ways and didn’t put any meat on my breakfast because she thought I was [race#2] and she thinks [race#2]s don’t deserve meat. Anyways thanks california, I guess I’m too r-[religious-event#1] to order my own loving breakfast!
  
• Getting your computer stoned: So like, even computers run out of poo poo to compute sometimes. What do?... >ADD MIRE... A little 3 hp draw for a healthy cypher... Literally a diagram of an apple pipe right there on the computer.
  
• THE EDGE THROUGH THE RIVER: Bye Luke. Stop touching 5 year old kids.
  
• Wouldnt it be cool if you could turn C4 into orange juice?: Like if you just turned off you computer and shut your loving mouth for 5 minutes and observed the world around you and stopped acting like a b**ch and had yourself a nice glass of orange juice (previously C4)?... Well once again people are acting like they’re smarter than me, like they know something I don’t and they can only convey it through pantomimes and allegories and contrived scenarios. The adults are going to step in now because the infant couldn’t possibly comprehend this... BOY HOWDY LETS JUST THROW SOME SOLVENT ON THIS poo poo AND LET IT EAT THROUGH EVERYTHING HURRR HURRR HURRR or let’s make an excuse to rip the whole poo poo out ... I’m going to go with the orange juice bid, and you just shut your loving mouth and do your loving job like I asked you to with no extra secret poo poo or anything you’re gonna sneak in there with no communication and don’t delay my satisfaction any longer.

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 07:24 on Mar 23, 2023

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1. Did Richard 'Lowtax' Kyanka ever lie? [This was a trick question, as at minimum he lied to goons re:
   
   • Promising to send handrawn spaceship pics in response to donations.
     
   • Claiming the Forums were in a sorry financial state, and needing a lot of donations to survive. Lies according to the new Forums owner. Lowtax apparently blew the donations on on premium mail order cookies and leasing a fancy sports car etc. ]
     
2. Where is Richard 'Lowtax' Kyanka now, hell, Purgatory or Heaven?
   

1. "I couldn’t find any information on whether Richard ‘Lowtax’ Kyanka ever lied. However, he was known to be a controversial figure in the internet culture. He was the founder of Something Awful forums and was a key influence on aspects of modern internet culture. He died by suicide on November 9, 2021."
   
2. "Richard ‘Lowtax’ Kyanka passed away on November 9, 2021123. He is no longer in this world. He is survived by his wife [named] and three daughters."
   

BigBadSteve fucked around with this message at 02:50 on Mar 24, 2023