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Neuter yourself and your friends & family for only 30 Bux?!?
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Mar 23, 2023 15:18
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waste of money  
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Mar 23, 2023 15:19
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I already take an antidepressant op
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Mar 23, 2023 15:20
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Who the hell buys a set of 5000 lint removers to remove their horny?
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Mar 23, 2023 15:30
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Also what units are the “28” in?
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Mar 23, 2023 15:32
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Having an orgasm is a good horniness remover, just lucky they can't patent that!
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Mar 23, 2023 15:33
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This is way better than Jesus' solution! From Matthew 5: quote:27 “You have heard that it was said, ‘You shall not commit adultery.’ 28 But I tell you that anyone who looks at a woman lustfully has already committed adultery with her in his heart. 29 If your right eye causes you to stumble, gouge it out and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to be thrown into hell. 30 And if your right hand causes you to stumble, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to lose one part of your body than for your whole body to go into hell.
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Mar 23, 2023 15:35
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I removed the horniness of your insurgent team op.
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Mar 23, 2023 15:36
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Turn off your monitor
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Mar 23, 2023 15:36
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William Bear posted:This is way better than Jesus' solution! My dick causes me to stumble because it’s so long
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Mar 23, 2023 15:42
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William Bear posted:This is way better than Jesus' solution! The majority of goons need to do the righteous thing and cut their right hands off
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Mar 23, 2023 15:49
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My intense horniness has destroyed every relationship I've ever had, pushed away everyone I've ever loved. That you for bringing this incredible product to my attention. Would you happen to know if this miracle cure could come with some sort of certificate declaring I'm free of all horniness? My grandpas been in the hospital due to conditions not related at all to my unrelenting horniness and I would really like to see then again, thanks.
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Mar 23, 2023 15:50
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William Bear posted:This is way better than Jesus' solution! I don't think Jesus meant the eye-gouging part literally, or there'd be way more many reports of eye-patched disciples. Also the point of the Sermon On The Mount was that we sinners (i.e. imperfect mistake makers) can never be completely free of vices, hence the need to accept Jesus as our Lord & Master. I bet that a number of the apostles liked a tug. And solitary monks. And many priests, bishops, archbishops and Popes etc. And IMO the choir is way safer if their pastor or priest tugs on the reg, it does get the pressure off.
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Mar 23, 2023 16:02
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Oh, they gave me a useless education And a subprime loan on a craftsman home Keep my prescriptions filled And now I can't get off But I can kind of deal Oh, with being Bored in the USA
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Mar 23, 2023 16:03
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William Bear posted:This is way better than Jesus' solution! the issue here is that in both cases the problematic body part was the brain and once you cast that out th hmm i just understood christianity
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Mar 23, 2023 16:04
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flubber nuts posted:... My grandpas been in the hospital due to conditions not related at all to my unrelenting horniness and I would really like to see then again, thanks. Did he have a fall when he caught you using your body as an amusement park?
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Mar 23, 2023 16:04
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Just jack off. For crying out loud!
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Mar 23, 2023 17:28
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Yes you see this wire just sucks the horniness energy out of you and suctions it to an AI super computer that is then sold to goons who can't even afford sex tourism
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Mar 23, 2023 17:40
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Do not come. Horny will be removed on the border
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Mar 23, 2023 17:41
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That's an Electro-Stim device, they work like the medical prostate device and you cum without being hard.
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Mar 23, 2023 17:47
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i don't see your mum in the op, op. did you post the wrong pic?
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Mar 23, 2023 17:52
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Sorry, wind ensemble. Something has to be done.
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Mar 23, 2023 18:45
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I already take an antidepressant op
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Mar 23, 2023 18:46
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nobody will ever take my horny from me
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Mar 23, 2023 18:52
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after a moment's consideration my previous post ITT could be interpreted as a self own but there's nothing to be done about it now
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Mar 23, 2023 18:53
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Just walking down the street jerking my dong with my right hand, stumbling from the orgasm
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Mar 23, 2023 19:08
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lost my right eye in a cum accident ama
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Mar 23, 2023 19:11
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BigBadSteve posted:Did he have a fall when he caught you using your body as an amusement park? Fine, you win, I'll admit it. I hosed my grandpa so hard I broke his hip. Are you happy now? I have a problem ok.
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Mar 23, 2023 19:15
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The Hello Machine posted:Just jack off. For crying out loud! In that order? Way ahead of you pal
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Mar 23, 2023 19:19
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Victorians placed little lace doilies on their dicks to ward off the horny
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Mar 23, 2023 19:44
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Wikipedia page about men hung to death by the dick is sorely missing
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Mar 23, 2023 19:45
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Mar 23, 2023 19:48
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"I jack it all day!", he bragged, with a wink. But he jacked it so much that it made his chin shrink.
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Mar 24, 2023 02:04
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jokes on them, i can look at your mother for free
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Mar 24, 2023 02:06
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My Temu order may not arrive in the 5 days as suggested, by my spin on the game of chance.
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Mar 24, 2023 02:15
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expected a thread about SSRIs
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Mar 24, 2023 02:17
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I'm laying in bed right now. Been quite horny the last couple months. Trim has been a little short so imma yank my poo poo in a bit.
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Mar 24, 2023 02:19
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My testicles are vestigial
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Mar 24, 2023 02:33
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I had sex today but I'm still gonna crank it before bed.
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