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BMan
Oct 31, 2015

KNIIIIIIFE
EEEEEYYYYE
ATTAAAACK


Powerful Two-Hander posted:

"we may use regex as one of several tools like machine learning"

lmao

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Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
iirc mckinsey also laid off a couple thousand people last week

Trimson Grondag 3
Jul 1, 2007

Clapping Larry

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

EY were chasing me on LinkedIn about one of their spinoff specialist consultancy practices, they're getting super into that poo poo.

yep it was EY building an ‘outsource your security ops’ business too. gently caress those guys but they can smell where the money is.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

"we may use regex as one of several tools like machine learning”


just too long for a thread title

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011

this story is loving wild
https://twitter.com/ryangrim/status/1639020894663188482

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In 2017, Thiel married investment banker Matt Danzeisen. Thomas and Thiel eventually struck up a relationship in the early stages of the pandemic. But it wasn’t a typical relationship. Thomas described himself as being in a “kept” situation that made him uncomfortable. “It was stressful, he wanted me to get the nicest car, the nicest house. He wanted to kind of show his power, to kind of show that he had me in his dollhouse,” he said. “It’s not like I was his boyfriend, really, I was just kind of his friend that was there for him when he needed, you know, whatever he needed.”

But Thomas justified it to himself as a fair trade. “If I’m gonna give up the relationships I have and give up my dreams right now, during Covid, or dating other guys or pursuing people, then I’m going to get a $300,000 car and I’m going to get a $13 million home [on Franklin Avenue in Hollywood Hills]. So those are the things that I see fit for me to give up my freedom,” he said.

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Several of Thomas’s friends in Los Angeles said they often saw Thiel at Thomas’s home, and also saw Thomas at Thiel’s nearby home on Metz Place. (Unrelatedly, before Thomas moved in, the home was owned by leading figures in the bizarre NXIVM sex cult that was rolled up in 2021, according to property records.)

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Thomas’s friends and family are sorting through the wreckage. “He didn’t talk much about Peter at all other than I knew he was living in a house owned by him,” said a longtime friend who knew him from Texas and also moved to Los Angeles. (Thiel does not own the property.) “I know that in November he had to leave that house, but he didn’t ever go into the details of his relationship with Peter.”

She had just texted with Thomas the Sunday before he died, she said, sharing the messages with The Intercept. He was excited about her upcoming baby shower. “I know what everyone who has experienced this says, but he did not seem like he was thinking about killing himself,” she said. “He RSVP’d to a baby shower in Dallas in May in LA and said how he was excited to be there.”

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The Daily Mail has published at least four articles on Thomas’s death, though has not mentioned his relationship with Thiel. In one article, the paper quotes his agent speculating he may have fallen to his death taking a selfie, though the agent was not present and there is no evidence to corroborate that. Thomas’s friends hope the Miami police investigate his death thoroughly.

I want to be clear: Peter Thiel had this guy killed.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


Beeftweeter posted:

iirc mckinsey also laid off a couple thousand people last week

Say a prayer for the literary agents that are about to be flooded with just the most god-awful manuscripts.

abraham linksys
Sep 6, 2010

:darksouls:
hindenberg goin ham on block kinda fun https://hindenburgresearch.com/block/

lol at the video compilation

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=StjWk3Mj-M4

doubt this really goes anywhere since its not exactly shocking that a fintech company has inflated userbase numbers due to a massive fraudulent userbase, but funny details

stock did go down 15% so i guess it did more than nothing, feel like hindenberg's longer-term plays have not usually worked out so wonder if they immediately cashed out lol

abraham linksys fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Mar 23, 2023

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal

Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

the management consulting firms have been dumping people quietly for a while. on the other hand they and the big4 consultancies are building cyber and cloud managed services practices because everyone wants annuity revenue. everyone wants to buy their SOC from EY I guess?

reading this makes me want to remind myself and everyone that the reason it’s big4 and not big5 is that the fifth imploded and became Accenture, lol

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

post hole digger posted:

Peter Thiel had this guy killed.

Doom Mathematic
Sep 2, 2008

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

this rules they need to set a fast&furious film here and do a sick drift all the way around it

I won't watch it but they should

Maybe they have. You wouldn't know.

bob dobbs is dead
Oct 8, 2017

I love peeps
Nap Ghost
isnt thiel famous for not being able to keep servants because hes such an rear end in a top hat to them

watch the hitman sing like a canary for same reason

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
lol if it creates an unending chain of hitmen wiping eachother out

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



thiel tries to send a warning and murders the hitman's dog. the first domino falls.

Beeftweeter
Jun 28, 2005

a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face
thiel has been training an elite team of cats to take out the dog. using its superior hearing abilities the dog hears this though and eliminates the main cat

thiel's rabbit, lenny, sits there, watching and plotting

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


we'll know it was Thiel if the corpse was drained of blood

BattleMaster
Aug 14, 2000

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

"we may use regex as one of several tools like machine learning"

we may use a shovel as one of several tools like a bucket wheel excavator

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

we'll know it was Thiel if the corpse was drained of blood

i made a vampire joke about him at work and they immediately asked the backstory

good time had by all

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

we'll know it was Thiel if the corpse was drained of blood

The Chupetercabra

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

Trimson Grondag 3 posted:

just too long for a thread title
nope! :D

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


third active thread title from my beautiful posts unlocked, multiplier up! :rms:

fart simpson
Jul 2, 2005

DEATH TO AMERICA
:xickos:

yeah but how many threads u on?

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


fart simpson posted:

yeah but how many threads u on?

like, maybe 5 or 6 right now my dude

armpit_enjoyer
Jan 25, 2023

my god. it's full of posts
https://thehill.com/opinion/cybersecurity/3914567-we-need-an-ai-rights-movement/

I love living in stupid times. I truly do.

LanceHunter
Nov 12, 2016

Beautiful People Club


I was listening to the Ezra Klein podcast and he had on an AI expert who just started making all these absurd claims about how AI was already being used to code better AI and all these weird fantasies out that sounded like a mix of a LessWrong post and a pitch deck for some scammy AI startup. So I finally paused the episode and looked at who this AI expert was, and it was just some reporter from Vox who happened to write about AI a lot. Klein is a bit notorious for getting rolled by any Silicon Valley huckster who he interviews when the subject of AI comes up, but now he's gotten worse and gotten someone else who was also rolled by hucksters and brought them on to be an "expert".

The whole thing was such a poo poo-show that I'm strongly tempted to start a change.org petition: "New York Times, we demand that you prevent Ezra Klein from producing any content related to Artificial Intelligence until he has completed at least 2 college level linear algebra courses."

mystes
May 31, 2006

Animal rights: drake no
Chatbot rights: drake yes

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

LanceHunter posted:

I was listening to the Ezra Klein podcast and he had on an AI expert who just started making all these absurd claims about how AI was already being used to code better AI and all these weird fantasies out that sounded like a mix of a LessWrong post and a pitch deck for some scammy AI startup. So I finally paused the episode and looked at who this AI expert was, and it was just some reporter from Vox who happened to write about AI a lot. Klein is a bit notorious for getting rolled by any Silicon Valley huckster who he interviews when the subject of AI comes up, but now he's gotten worse and gotten someone else who was also rolled by hucksters and brought them on to be an "expert".

The whole thing was such a poo poo-show that I'm strongly tempted to start a change.org petition: "New York Times, we demand that you prevent Ezra Klein from producing any content related to Artificial Intelligence until he has completed at least 2 college level linear algebra courses."

this is the real ai inception, credulous idiots spouting fantastical claims about ai creating even more credulous idiots spouting ever increasing fantastic claims about ai.

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

a greybeard goo scenario

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


giving skynet access to all your missiles and it just prints out "lol, lmao" and a stream of dubious adult text

sat on my keys!
Oct 2, 2014

https://twitter.com/aedison/status/1639233873841201153

DJ Commie
Feb 29, 2004

Stupid drivers always breaking car, Gronk fix car...

as long as it replied 'feed me a stray cat' we're still good i think

Captain Foo
May 11, 2004

we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

Ruffian Price posted:

a greybeard goo scenario

argh

Dijkstracula
Mar 18, 2003

You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Carthag Tuek posted:

whats up with that lady
idk I'd be cranky all the time if I lived in regina too

Archduke Frantz Fanon
Sep 7, 2004


some real under the table poo poo

Not a Children
Oct 9, 2012

Don't need a holster if you never stop shooting.

infernal machines posted:

this is the real ai inception, credulous idiots spouting fantastical claims about ai creating even more credulous idiots spouting ever increasing fantastic claims about ai.

If you ever want to see an unending churn of this poo poo just take a look at r/futurology

Just post after post of credulous morons saying this poo poo is going to reach generalized intelligence at any moment and all the naysayers will change their tunes reaaaal quick once the AI does an art or some poo poo

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Not a Children posted:

If you ever want to see an unending churn of this poo poo just take a look at r/futurology

Just post after post of credulous morons saying this poo poo is going to reach generalized intelligence at any moment and all the naysayers will change their tunes reaaaal quick once the AI does an art or some poo poo

those folks seem ripe for a huckster to pull a great and powerful oz/femputer schtick on them

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

Live support representatives were already pretending to be bots so millennials would get less anxious talking to them

dioxazine
Oct 14, 2004

joke's on them, i'm always anxious talking to anyone or anything

mystes
May 31, 2006

Ruffian Price posted:

Live support representatives were already pretending to be bots so millennials would get less anxious talking to them
Huh? If anything I thought they have been doing the opposite by having the computer say hi before the human connects

Internet Janitor
May 17, 2008

"That isn't the appropriate trash receptacle."
llm-based startups are basically the IT equivalent of dropshipping

take a product that already exists, apply some spin and marketing, resell to rubes, pack up and leave before anyone has a chance to evaluate the quality of the product

it's easy to see how idea-guy startup founders think this is the best poo poo since sliced bread: a perfect, spherical, frictionless path from idea to (mostly fake) mvp with an absolute minimum involvement from "developers" or "creatives"

Ruffian Price
Sep 17, 2016

mystes posted:

Huh? If anything I thought they have been doing the opposite by having the computer say hi before the human connects
Yeah, the first message is canned, you just don't announce the handoff

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mystes
May 31, 2006

not to say that any of those startups will succeed, but there probably are a handful of legitimately useful applications that we haven't discovered yet

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