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Dixville posted:California started charging everyone 10 cents per (supposedly reusable) plastic or paper bag you get at a store shortly after i moved here. Supposed to cut back on waste but it seems like everyone just pays for the bags instead of bringing reusable ones. I guess according to the "californians against waste" if you use them 8 times they have a lower carbon footprint than the thinner bags but most people don't seem to do that, I'm pretty sure most people don't recycle them either because the recycling receptacle at the stores never has anything in it except trash people threw in by mistake. So basically it's just creating thicker bulkier trash. California has passed some pretty dumb laws but on the plus side you can still get a safe abortion and smoke weed and take your kids to a drag show (maybe even all at the same time!) so in conclusion, California is a land of contrasts. I don't know how people don't have like 20 different reusable bags stocked up from various street festivals and businesses and work events handing them out, but I never pay for bags at the store
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:It’s like this, imagine the dumbest person on Baywatch, then LOWER your standards, then chug like 5 bottles of airline booze and pop an ambien (but fight it off). Now you are ready to have a conversation with a Californian. clam normally i'm with you on absolutely everything you say but california ranks #20 in the nation as far as schooling goes which i'm afraid does not support your assertion
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Mozi posted:clam normally i'm with you on absolutely everything you say but california ranks #20 in the nation as far as schooling goes which i'm afraid does not support your assertion Because all the teachers just pass people to act like they are doing/are capable of doing their job.
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DeadFatDuckFat posted:I don't know how people don't have like 20 different reusable bags stocked up from various street events and businesses and work events handing them out, but I never pay for bags at the store Yeah I'm not saying everyone does it but if you look around at the store it seems like the majority of people just pay the 10 cents instead for whatever reason. Just what i have noticed but maybe it's different in other areas. I wish the law would have worked as intended but it seems a lot of people don't seem to care even though the majority voted for it.
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Mar 23, 2023 23:00
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People actually seem to be, hurt, when you say words here too. They get all tensed up and puckerfaced, like a very pale person who is emerging into the sunlight for the first time after a 3 day bender. They squint their eyes, like they’re trying to close them to keep the words from going into their ears, somehow.
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Mar 23, 2023 23:09
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And like, ok, people use computers, but it’s mostly to look up the latest form of hate speech that circumvents the legal definition of hate speech. Just for things to say to sound smart.
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Mar 23, 2023 23:12
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I don't have much of a sweet tooth, but I love my some sour coke bottles. Besides that sometimes I'll have some chocolate. I don't think I've thought too much of candy for a long time.
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Mar 23, 2023 23:26
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The state of california has made a powerful enemy in marshawn lynch
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Mar 23, 2023 23:30
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I just eat candy when people bring it to work. Been snacking on rolos since Halloween because no one else seems to like them. My favorite is Twix though. And sour patch kids. I guess they use red 40 so they should be safe from THE LIBERALS 
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Mar 23, 2023 23:36
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People out here ain’t about nightclubs and bikini babes on the beach, people are about that shut in lifestyle and getting sad when cops die.
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Mar 23, 2023 23:38
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Mountain Dew shrinks your wiener
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Mar 23, 2023 23:39
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Nuts and Gum posted:Mountain Dew shrinks your wiener But if you’ve been drinking it your whole life, it’s really just been holding you back. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:But if you’ve been drinking it your whole life, it’s really just been holding you back. I should stop so I can unleash the beast but I just can’t stop buttchugging Baja Blast. Taco Bell is very litigious and are prudes btw
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Dixville posted:I just eat candy when people bring it to work. Been snacking on rolos since Halloween because no one else seems to like them. My favorite is Twix though. And sour patch kids. I guess they use red 40 so they should be safe from THE LIBERALS Twix is great. It's also pretty easy to get in my part of the world now.
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Nuts and Gum posted:Mountain Dew shrinks your wiener I didn't know your mom's name was Mountain Dew
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please do not take my baby's food away
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Mar 24, 2023 00:13
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If Skittles is banned in California they'll just switch to the slightly more expensive dye lol Planned in advance of course and delayed to conduct a political smear campaign to cow people into voting Republican for slightly better egregious profit margins
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Nuts and Gum posted:I should stop so I can unleash the beast but I just can’t stop buttchugging Baja Blast. Taco Bell is very litigious and are prudes btw I don’t even know what’s what in the Mountain Dew world anymore tbh. I stopped drinking it when I realized it has raw vegetable oil in it, not because I had a california freakout and did a high level sociopolitical cleansing of demons and evil spirits in our food, but because it leaves that film on your tongue and you can’t taste anything but hypersalted Taco Bell with like 4 packs of hot sauce on it. I figure I have to make the best of the salt rations I have. 
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Mar 24, 2023 00:54
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Texas and California are pretty good illustrations of the downside of single-party rule
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It could be weirder if it had cooked vegetable oil
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Mar 24, 2023 00:58
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Be the psychotic brat california keeps presenting to you. 
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Mar 24, 2023 01:01
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I bought lawn chairs once in California that had cancer warnings on them.
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General Dog posted:Texas and California are pretty good illustrations of the downside of single-party rule Weak
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Mar 24, 2023 01:05
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Ain't nobody need to eat Skittles
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kntfkr posted:candeez nutz look at this pigs candy coated balls
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The Human Crouton posted:I bought lawn chairs once in California that had cancer warnings on them. Ur gonna get ball cancer from sitting in them sorry to break this devastating news 
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Mar 24, 2023 01:08
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I thank God everyday I live in California Compared to the rest of the country I mean I didn't get here until I was 40 so I understand thinking California yuck I want to take every goon in the South that has any health issue at all and move them all up here into a giant goon commune
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Mar 24, 2023 01:16
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The Human Crouton posted:I bought lawn chairs once in California that had cancer warnings on them. They put that poo poo on everything to spread the blame around because the Disney corporation causes so many genetic mutations and human toxicity that you might as well say anything made of carbon in any configuration causes cancer. You can sit on a wooden stump 50 miles from the nearest city with no campfire and a bag of raw pintos from Mexico if you want to be completely safe. Probably don’t use soap or a toothbrush or any kind of 2 ply toilet paper.
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Mar 24, 2023 01:18
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Dixville posted:Ur gonna get ball cancer from sitting in them sorry to break this devastating news I'll just put a towel over the chair before I sit on it. A towel I bought in California that also causes cancer.
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The Human Crouton posted:I'll just put a towel over the chair before I sit on it. A towel I bought in California that also causes cancer. Man you’re gonna get dick AND ball cancer. 
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:Man you’re gonna get dick AND ball cancer. I'm going for the record.
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They sell Skittles in Europe, right? Pretty sure they already make a version that doesn't contain poison.
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The Human Crouton posted:I'm going for the record. That’s that crazy whitewash talk again.
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on the one hand california is banning cancerous chemicals and on the other hand texas is hunting down ladies who wear trousers politics 
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Private Cumshoe posted:on the one hand california is banning cancerous chemicals and on the other hand texas is hunting down ladies who wear trousers What nobody can get a selfie stick under there? 
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Mifepristone is banned in Wyoming 
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Private Cumshoe posted:Mifepristone is banned in Wyoming oh its gonna be banned in every red state soon
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Countdown to people eating carcinogens to own the libs Drinking glasses of straight Red Dye No3 and immediately growing cancer from every skin cell and organ
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Buce posted:oh its gonna be banned in every state soon
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