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It's awesome.
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Same.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:07
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Hell yea brother
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Mar 25, 2023 21:08
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i need to wear boxers otherwise i get tangled up in my python like dong
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Mar 25, 2023 21:09
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I wear underwear/boxers in case I wanna scratch my rear end or vag. Tits out, tho.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:10
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I fart so much in my sleep that I wear boxers and a shirt so I don’t have to pull a sheet over me and wake myself up with farts.  
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Mar 25, 2023 21:18
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The big worry of course is what if something unexpected happens: -fire: it's really hot, clothes would make it hotter -home invasion: while they look at my horrid junk I clock them in the face -medical emergency: put them paddles wherever you like, baby -nuclear war: see: fire
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Mar 25, 2023 21:24
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If you're not a slovenly unclean one, it's great!
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Mar 25, 2023 21:25
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Same, but I keep pants staged in case the house catches fire or something while I'm sleeping. My plan in case of home invasion is to grab a roughly club shaped sculpture off my dresser and run down the stairs screaming the words to Jesus Loves Me (This I Know). I figure if an armed naked man hollering Sunday school songs doesn't give them pause, I'm gonna die anyway.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:27
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🫡 rock on.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:27
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I never wash my sheets, so sleeping sled is a recipe for a drug resistant staph infection.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:37
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Just sleep in the tub so you can drain the filth in the morn
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Mar 25, 2023 21:40
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I sleep naked as a power move to the rest of the people in my house, including home invaders.
We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:41
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i tuck a bit of the sheets up my crack to anchor myself in position all night can't do that if you sleepin with ya drawers on
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Mar 25, 2023 21:42
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Blue Footed Booby posted:Same, but I keep pants staged in case the house catches fire or something while I'm sleeping. When I was a fat little kid I used to worry about this since I slept in my boxer shorts and I would have rather immolated than someone see what a fat little piggy I was. I lived in a house with a canal instead of a back yard like you'd find in Florida, so I was just going to jump off the deck and swim for it instead. Fat again, no longer care
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Mar 25, 2023 21:44
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The best way to fight off a trespasser is to first strip them down naked and then go dong-v-dong via eastern promises
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Mar 25, 2023 21:50
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Same, and I have a robe hanging on my door that I never use except for emergencies but even then I would just run out the house naked probably.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:53
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Ridin' along in my automobile, strokin' my dick behind the wheel.
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Mar 25, 2023 21:54
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Same
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Mar 25, 2023 22:04
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Hell yeah naked sleeping rules
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Mar 25, 2023 22:09
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why is buck on your rear end is this consensual also if you have external genitals how do you keep them from sticking to everything on hot nights, this is why I wear boxer briefs
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Mar 25, 2023 22:23
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It's called having a shower and not sleeping in a sauna
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Mar 25, 2023 22:30
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I can't sleep naked because my bits keep rubbing on things and it's distracting
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Mar 25, 2023 22:43
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this is why homegroan needs to be legalized immediately. how can we be so sure op is for true without pictures? unnecessary rules allow impossible to fact check scenarios. we'll have to elect a judge in situations like this who can recieve evidence private messages. i'll soon be starting a thread to address this issue and to elect a judge.
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Mar 25, 2023 22:43
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Colonel Cancer posted:It's called having a shower and not sleeping in a sauna If it's 60F in the room and I am sleeping under one sheet, I sweat approximately as much as if it's 90F in the room and I'm under a comforter also I take a couple meds with "night sweat" as a possible side effect us medicated-night-sweaters find these appeals to naked sleeping to be ableist e: to be fair our house is solid cedar and because of wood heat we run humidifiers everywhere, so "sauna" isn't too far off base except the net effect of massive humidfiers pumping is that the RO is like 35% instead of 20  I have a fuckin $300 fogger in the weed shed to keep the RO in there at an acceptable level for the plants. That would definitely make my bits chafe. i wonder if the plants mind
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Mar 25, 2023 22:46
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Same
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Mar 25, 2023 23:01
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drat straight. Unfettered and wild.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:04
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What if I put my hand in my butt while I'm sleeping. What if I'm tempted to put the sheet in my butt without thinking. I think underwear is safer for everyone.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:24
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Been sleepin nude hanging from a tree limb like a sloth
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Mar 25, 2023 23:31
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What happens if your bare rear end touches a part of the bed that your bare dick recently touched????? Ya bet you didn't think of that when you came up with this 'genius' plan
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Mar 25, 2023 23:33
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lies
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Mar 25, 2023 23:34
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:What happens if your bare rear end touches a part of the bed that your bare dick recently touched????? Ya bet you didn't think of that when you came up with this 'genius' plan That's why your dick comes with a skin on it bruv
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Mar 25, 2023 23:35
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my wife gave me a ton of crap last night for farting on the "nice pillows" THROUGH underwear and thermals. This devolved into a complex argument about fecal particle sizes, flatulent particulate matter, a review of the available science, and ultimately an admission on my part that the applicable science does indicate that fecal particles may well make it through 2-3 layers of cloth into "the nice pillows". sleeping naked would feel like a troll after that tbqh. I drink a lot of milk before bed.
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Mar 25, 2023 23:36
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:What happens if your bare rear end touches a part of the bed that your bare dick recently touched????? Ya bet you didn't think of that when you came up with this 'genius' plan this is how asexual reproduction works and it is necessary for our species to survive
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Mar 25, 2023 23:38
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my dogs sleep under my blankets so when i fart i move over and stick my butt out the side so as to not gas them
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Mar 25, 2023 23:40
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Jesustheastronaut! posted:What happens if your bare rear end touches a part of the bed that your bare dick recently touched????? Ya bet you didn't think of that when you came up with this 'genius' plan You don't keep your dick in your rear end when you sleep?!
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Mar 25, 2023 23:43
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i'll sleep how god birthed me. naked and fat
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Mar 25, 2023 23:44
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My wife wants me to sleep naked but she doesn’t want to learn how to take a raw fart. WOMEN. 
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Mar 25, 2023 23:45
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Mozi posted:my dogs sleep under my blankets so when i fart i move over and stick my butt out the side so as to not gas them do you wake up every time you fart, before you fart  I just wake up to rooms where I feel like I need a p100 a lot of the time
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Colonel Cancer posted:You don't keep your dick in your rear end when you sleep?! i keep my entire body in my buck-rear end when i sleep
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