On a scale of 1-10, how mature am I?

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YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

# ? Mar 26, 2023 18:10

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# ? Apr 27, 2024 15:07

AARD VARKMAN: May 17, 1993

You're playing some old person style mobile game app and therefore , extremely mature by definition. Check and mate.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 18:17

Dumb Sex-Parrot: Dec 25, 2020

you missed burg

# ? Mar 26, 2023 18:18

YeahTubaMike: Mar 24, 2005; *hic* Gotta finish thish . . .; Doctor Rope

AARD VARKMAN posted:

You're playing some old person style mobile game app and therefore , extremely mature by definition. Check and mate.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 18:22

that g ova there: Mar 1, 2023; by Hand Knit

I'm less high on crack than most people so I would qualify myself as very mature in every respect

# ? Mar 26, 2023 18:37

You Are A Werewolf: Apr 26, 2010; Black Gold!

I�m always eating dat seshilk :yum:

# ? Mar 26, 2023 18:55

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

well i'm the MOST mature, so i win

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:07

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

can i be a dilf even if i ain�t go no kids?

thinking it�s possible

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:40

laserghost: Feb 12, 2014; ^{trust me, I'm a cat.}

I smell pretty bad so by cheese standards I'm quite mature

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:42

pig labeled 3: Jan 3, 2007

BEES

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:43

Zeluth: May 12, 2001; by Fluffdaddy

I am saying if yous lose your phone. I will pick it up and make nice to it.

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:51

Stoatbringer: Sep 15, 2004; naw, you love it you little ho-bot

# ? Mar 26, 2023 19:57

Gasmask: Apr 27, 2003; And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee

UH YUF, IS BEAN, H

# ? Mar 26, 2023 21:17

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

~~BEAN~~

POTATO

BROCCOLI

Thank you Trash Mammal. Welcome to dog world b*tch*s

THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY journeyman SIGSMITH Luvcow

https://i.imgur.com/EebjYYe.mp4
THIS SHOWSTOPPING SIGGY MADE BY MASTER SIGSMITH Literally A Person

Official height endorsed by a medical professional: 5'11.5"

# ? Mar 27, 2023 00:18

Fanelien: Nov 23, 2003

you also missed BEES.

eat the bees OP.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 01:30

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

missed BUTT

# ? Mar 27, 2023 01:39

Blurry Gray Thing: Jun 3, 2009

The gently caress are potatolees???

# ? Mar 27, 2023 02:21

Pastel Candy Snake: Sep 6, 2018; by Hand Knit

i'm scom

# ? Mar 27, 2023 02:22

Wifi Toilet: Oct 1, 2004; Toilet Rascal

I'll eat peppe all day long

# ? Mar 27, 2023 02:38

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD: Jan 21, 2007

6.9

# ? Mar 27, 2023 08:20

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

also bees is an option, if you're nic cage

for things to eat in the game I mean

# ? Mar 27, 2023 10:11

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

he won't like it tho

# ? Mar 27, 2023 10:12

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

Yes, I invented kokstroga, but before you judge me, know that I also invented diksoga. Life is complicated, and so are people.

# ? Mar 27, 2023 17:13

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

OP, if your av and (not) red text are to be believed, you have a drinking problem.

Active alcoholics don't mature.

Also, the answer to 'People eat these' would be ASSES^* (not 'rear end'), and the plural word doesn't appear in the puzzle.

^*If you're in the UK, Australia etc.: ARSES (example: sex arses).

# ? Mar 28, 2023 01:35

MrQwerty: Apr 15, 2003

AARD VARKMAN posted:

You're playing some old person style mobile game app and therefore , extremely mature by definition. Check and mate.

and he took time off from a meeting to post that

# ? Mar 28, 2023 01:36

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Blue Footed Booby: Oct 4, 2006; got those happy feet

-2,147,483,648

# ? Mar 28, 2023 02:10

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