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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
If I time this just right, it will be three years to the minute since I clocked out from my last job. I am sofa king rear tire dad. Work sucks, loving around on the internet and getting high rules. Social security and medicare are my ticket to 80085 Easy Street, Weedville, USA. I don't need no alarm clock, I don't need no lunch pail, I don't need no fuckin' work boots. I had so many different jobs over the course of my long and sordid life. All of them sucked to some degree, some not as bad as others, some had some spiff bennies. AMA and I will tell wonderful lies stories of my employment in the service of capitalism.

Anyways, everybody grab a beer, pack a bowl, and let's party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwK0NsKdDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8QT532CYOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4OzdyxbOuU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0eo9kcQ70



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ND17Zf68s

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
gently caress. can astral change that time stamp to 15:08 plz?

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XvG3dX43b8s

hotdog feet
Nov 3, 2005
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P7Tcggo45TQ

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

hotdog feet posted:

weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t8tdmaEhMHE

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nThMlMUfCjc

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009

dee eight posted:

If I time this just right, it will be three years to the minute since I clocked out from my last job. I am sofa king rear tire dad. Work sucks, loving around on the internet and getting high rules. Social security and medicare are my ticket to 80085 Easy Street, Weedville, USA. I don't need no alarm clock, I don't need no lunch pail, I don't need no fuckin' work boots. I had so many different jobs over the course of my long and sordid life. All of them sucked to some degree, some not as bad as others, some had some spiff bennies. AMA and I will tell wonderful lies stories of my employment in the service of capitalism.

Anyways, everybody grab a beer, pack a bowl, and let's party.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gj2iGAifSNI

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6EwK0NsKdDY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P8QT532CYOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4OzdyxbOuU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ys0eo9kcQ70



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H7ND17Zf68s

gently caress yeah man. I retired back in December after decades of civil service.

Three months later I am getting another job because I have gone stir crazy.

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
how do i reture young how do i retire at age 68

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




loving Moron posted:

gently caress yeah man. I retired back in December after decades of civil service.

Three months later I am getting another job because I have gone stir crazy.

fail

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0i62GnQoo0

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they don’t want you to know this, but you can become homeless and retire at any age and there’s absolutely no requirements, you can just do it

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

loving Moron posted:

I am getting another job because I have gone crazy.

usernaem post combo over 9000

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


im going to retire soon! and by retire i mean illegally cross the border and disappear. :byewhore:

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Bad Purchase posted:

they don’t want you to know this, but you can become homeless and retire at any age and there’s absolutely no requirements, you can just do it

i had a practice run at retirement once and it turns out it's fuckin expensive to live without income

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




it gets cheaper to retire the less time you have to live, that’s why getting older actually rules

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
spend my last dollar as i draw my last breath and tell your mom to keep the change

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


think ill retire tonight actually

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examination
through
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Resuckerment Fuckty

Fucking Moron
Jan 9, 2009


Im not the brightest man.

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
hey i hear tronald dumpster got endited or something so cheers to that too i guess

hang the fat bitch, i say

e:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VsnZxfkkoKQ

dee eight fucked around with this message at 23:55 on Mar 30, 2023

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
Do you think you'll ever get bored and pick up like a part time job?

My dad ended up working at Home Depot or whatever in the Garden Center, because he liked that poo poo.
Plus, far as I know, they didn't care if you showed up buzzed / drunk.

he might be dead now, though

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
congrats op, but please try not to live for too long ok? I would also like to retire somedays :)

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

blight rhino posted:

Do you think you'll ever get bored and pick up like a part time job?

My dad ended up working at Home Depot or whatever in the Garden Center, because he liked that poo poo.
Plus, far as I know, they didn't care if you showed up buzzed / drunk.

he might be dead now, though

no lol i don't work anymore except what i wanna do

i got a hobby that pays me beer and weed money every month and that's the extent of my part time "work"

i have no desire to adhere to any schedule except my own

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOrQTh_Cq7U

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I gotta wait another 29 years to retire but then I'll be living the good life I tell ya what

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Nooner posted:

I gotta wait another 29 years to retire but then I'll be living the good life I tell ya what

i'm blazing a trail for you to follow

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
always enjoy your parties, old man, I am just glad we are not yet at another birthday because time's just collapsed entirely at that point lol

WithoutTheFezOn
Aug 28, 2005
Oh no
Have you found it weird to deal with the fact that the concept of “put extra income into savings” doesn’t really exist any more?

zone
Dec 6, 2016
Best wishes, enjoy your retirement!

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

op im glad u get to enjoy retirement can u mail some weed to me

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
well i'm pretty tired already so hopefully i can re-tire soon

Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
have you ever shat your pants at work like a true goon™?

weg
Jun 6, 2006

Reassisted Retrogression
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=raBCdJ3k3LM

Congrats!

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

how old are you and how much did you save up before you felt comfortable to retire at that age

Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Hope I can retire and start working as an usher at MLB games. Ma'am I am 70 and don't know how to read your tickets, sit wherever

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
what video games are you playing?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Slam Pajamas posted:

have you ever shat your pants at work like a true goon™?

yes of course. did you really even need to ask?

dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Private Cumshoe posted:

what video games are you playing?

old ones lol. star craft and x-com: enemy within. i go back and play through fallout 3 now and again because i like three dog's playlist

SIDS Vicious
Jan 1, 1970


i walk dogs and draw pictures for a living so i feel like I’m retired artleady

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:

Toxic Mental posted:

how old are you and how much did you save up before you felt comfortable to retire at that age

save? comfortable? lol

i lived on the financial edge all my life, why the hell would retirement be any different

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