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haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

ratmobile has evolved to RATmobile

# ? Mar 24, 2023 16:44

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:53

Beve Stuscemi: Jun 6, 2001

rootmobile

# ? Mar 27, 2023 16:19

haveblue: Aug 15, 2005; Toilet Rascal

that brief shining moment when bruce wayne sourced his batmobiles from tesla

# ? Mar 27, 2023 16:48

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

https://twitter.com/yupthtexists/status/1641102217884098561?s=20

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/ComplicatedDistantIbadanmalimbe-mobile.mp4

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:00

pmchem: Jan 22, 2010

Alan Smithee posted:

https://twitter.com/yupthtexists/status/1641102217884098561?s=20

Wonder how many years it would take for that to fix the amount of carbon that went into its production

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:25

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

how does that even work if its in a giant enclosure?

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:43

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

oh the tweet thread has a link with a tiny amount of info

quote:

In a remarkable new innovation, Serbian scientists have developed what they are calling �liquid trees.� This invention, which uses nanotechnology to create a liquid substance that mimics the properties of wood, has the potential to revolutionize a wide range of industries, from construction to energy production.

The team of researchers, based at the University of Belgrade, created the liquid trees by using cellulose nanofibers, which are incredibly small fibers found in plant cell walls.

By processing these fibers into a liquid form, the scientists were able to create a substance that has many of the same properties as natural wood, including high strength and toughness.

that, uh, answers nothing? how does that mimic wood? lol

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:46

mystes: May 31, 2006

It sounds like whoever wrote that might have confused two different things or something? I'm not sure where the "cellulose nanofibers" part came from.

https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/07/this-liquid-tree-in-belgrade-is-fighting-back-against-air-pollution

quote:

Belgrade has an innovative tool in the fight against dirty air - this so-called "liquid tree".

It's Serbia's first urban photo-bioreactor, a solution for tackling greenhouse gas emissions and improving air quality.

It contains six hundred litres of water and uses microalgae to bind carbon dioxide and produce pure oxygen through photosynthesis.

�The microalgae replaces two, 10-year-old trees or 200 square metres of lawn," said Dr Ivan Spasojevic, one of the authors of the project from the Institute for Multidisciplinary Research at the University of Belgrade.

"The system is the same because both trees and grass perform photosynthesis and bind carbon dioxide.

mystes fucked around with this message at 23:52 on Mar 29, 2023

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:50

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

mystes posted:

It sounds like whoever wrote that might have confused two different things or something?

https://www.euronews.com/2021/12/07/this-liquid-tree-in-belgrade-is-fighting-back-against-air-pollution

yeah i guess so. that makes more sense, but i still don't see how it'd work inside of a big glass tank

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:52

mystes: May 31, 2006

After looking at a bunch of photos and a video, I think maybe the cut out text that says "LIQUID 3" is actually an opening to allow ventilation but I'm not 100% sure.

# ? Mar 29, 2023 23:57

big scary monsters: Sep 2, 2011; -~Ｓｋｕｌｌｗａｖｅ~-

microalgae for carbon sequestration is a real thing (or at least is being tried seriously), but you tend to do it in a desert near the coast, where there is a tonne of sunlight and seawater available but you can't grow plants. hard to see what the advantage is here over just having some trees. there are even actual trees in those photos!

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:34

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

i don't doubt that its a real thing, the concept makes sense to me, i just don't see how it'd work without ventilation

i guess like mystes said the logo could be a cutout or something but that doesn't seem like a lot of surface area

# ? Mar 30, 2023 00:41

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

There's probably a bubbler pumping air through, because nothing says "eco friendly" like burning coal to make your carbon capture doohickey work.

# ? Mar 30, 2023 01:20

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

i thought the article about liquid wood sounded like ai generated nonsense so i went to google bard to see if it might lie something up for me

...but it was actually surprisingly helpful, assuming this is accurate anyway (yeah yeah big assumption):

# ? Mar 30, 2023 01:34

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Beeftweeter posted:

i thought the article about liquid wood sounded like ai generated nonsense so i went to google bard to see if it might lie something up for me

...but it was actually surprisingly helpful, assuming this is accurate anyway (yeah yeah big assumption):

lignin balls lmao

# ? Mar 30, 2023 01:40

Beeftweeter: Jun 28, 2005; a medium-format picture of beeftweeter staring silently at the camera, a quizzical expression on his face

Midjack posted:

lignin balls lmao

# ? Mar 30, 2023 01:50

Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

you gotta go see Dragan

# ? Mar 30, 2023 01:59

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

The guy who sells potions in lut gholein?

# ? Mar 31, 2023 00:31

mystes: May 31, 2006

Milo and POTUS posted:

The guy who sells potions in lut gholein?

Ask, and learn

# ? Mar 31, 2023 00:36

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

Doom Mathematic posted:

# ? Mar 31, 2023 01:56

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

ASUS ROG X ACRONYM Portable Tablet

https://hypebeast.com/2023/3/acronym-asus-rog-flow-z13-acrnm-rmt02

edit:

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 03:17 on Mar 31, 2023

# ? Mar 31, 2023 03:14

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 03:22

NoneMoreNegative: Jul 20, 2000; GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN MASTER

shit wizard dad

Lotta the new ACRNM stuff has moved into much simpler designs and bulkier smoother silhouettes - the tech/cyber look is so last year.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 03:24

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

they're pretty heavily channelling the 1999 neo in the matrix look for a bunch of their stuff this year

# ? Mar 31, 2023 03:26

echinopsis: Apr 13, 2004; by Fluffdaddy

turn on that god drat monitor

# ? Mar 31, 2023 03:49

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

im the v o i d b a r

# ? Mar 31, 2023 06:03

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

Lotta the new ACRNM stuff has moved into much simpler designs and bulkier smoother silhouettes - the tech/cyber look is so last year.

This is bullshit cyber 4 lyfe.

every so often I look on their website and their prices are just insane.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 08:07

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

just buy a black karate gi three sizes too big and a pair of ski goggles

# ? Mar 31, 2023 12:01

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Sweevo posted:

just buy a black karate gi three sizes too big and a pair of ski goggles

"we have ACRNM at home"

# ? Mar 31, 2023 13:18

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

This is bullshit cyber 4 lyfe.

every so often I look on their website and their prices are just insane.

you know, you can just buy parachute pants and a bomber jacket at the thrift store these days

# ? Mar 31, 2023 13:18

Pythagoras a trois: Feb 19, 2004; I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

rotor posted:

im the v o i d b a r

cyberpunk vomitorium

# ? Mar 31, 2023 14:53

dioxazine: Oct 14, 2004

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

This is bullshit cyber 4 lyfe.

every so often I look on their website and their prices are just insane.

those 90s windbreakers seem to be making a return in recent years

# ? Mar 31, 2023 15:00

Powerful Two-Hander: Mar 10, 2004; Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.

infernal machines posted:

you know, you can just buy parachute pants and a bomber jacket at the thrift store these days

I have a heavy nylon bomber jacket I bought like 11 years ago and it still looks practically new on the outside because of how tough that poo poo is

parachute pants though, hmmmm maybe

# ? Mar 31, 2023 15:28

Sweevo: Nov 8, 2007; i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

infernal machines posted:

ambassador for the JNCO nation in formal attire.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 15:34

Achmed Jones: Oct 16, 2004

infernal machines posted:

why the long, uh, head?

# ? Mar 31, 2023 15:44

Roosevelt: Jul 18, 2009; I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

dioxazine posted:

those 90s windbreakers seem to be making a return in recent years

i've seen some zoomers around wearing members only jackets

# ? Mar 31, 2023 15:47

infernal machines: Oct 11, 2012; we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

Achmed Jones posted:

why the long, uh, head?

barnacle jim lookin motherfucker

# ? Mar 31, 2023 16:00

SmokaDustbowl: Feb 12, 2001; by vyelkin; Fun Shoe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlhV-OKHecI

# ? Apr 1, 2023 01:39

Midjack: Dec 24, 2007

Pile Of Garbage posted:

from https://jorts.horse/@ancient_catbus/110118787754899759

# ? Apr 1, 2023 02:12

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 21:53

Agile Vector: May 21, 2007; scrum bored

Roosevelt posted:

i've seen some zoomers around wearing members only jackets

they started slowly coming back a few years ago and i'm for it

Powerful Two-Hander posted:

I have a heavy nylon bomber jacket I bought like 11 years ago and it still looks practically new on the outside because of how tough that poo poo is

parachute pants though, hmmmm maybe

yeah, my main jacket is a nylon bomber that i got early in covid since it's easily washable and it still looks new despite washing it every few weeks

# ? Apr 1, 2023 04:35

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