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Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

We can 3d print dumbass board game figurines, why not food? There’s a 10 trillion dollar global market to be disrupted here. Someone generative AI me a burger please.

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Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Stocking up on spools of beef filament at the Costco

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




they’re called seeds op

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?

Just stick your mouth under the chili dispenser at 7/11

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
i can extrude fat turds out my rear end now we just need to do that in reverse

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




one man’s fat turd is another man’s nutriment

Jack-Off Lantern
Mar 2, 2012

People recently printed a cake

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
This has been a thing since 3D printers started, OP. I know it might seem a bit intimidating jumping into a new subject and whatnot but perhaps as a humble suggestion you could try googling "3d printed food"

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012
what we REALLY need is 3d printed left handed meth

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Can't post for 10 years!
Because it would require more and more power and offer you less and less definition until you’re printing a simple sugar that has less caloric value each time you print. Even if you printed a sandwich starch by starch and protein by protein and had it balanced on some nice platform it would have no molecular cohesion and turn to dust the second you tried to pick it up and eat it. You’d be better off asking a mushroom to make you a steak. :shrug:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


You already ingest a poo poo ton of plastic everyday OP. Just get some artificial flavoring and add it to your 3D prints of dildos.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

You already ingest a poo poo ton of plastic everyday OP. Just get some artificial flavoring and add it to your 3D prints of dildos.

You wouldn’t download a cocktopus, would you? :thunkher:

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop
How about that ez.cheez op

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Bad Purchase posted:

one man’s fat turd is another man’s nutriment

Waste not, want not

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Bad Purchase posted:

they’re called seeds op

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
The risks are thoroughly explored in the 2009 docudrama, Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs.

Rahu
Feb 14, 2009


let me just check my figures real quick here
Grimey Drawer
I think some of the plastic is probably non-toxic so surely that counts as food.

laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

Crazy old man once told me on the bus that "they" are putting plastic, metals and silicone in our food, so I guess we're already halfway there OP, just be patient a little

Revins
Nov 2, 2007





tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea
sorry e-z bake ovens are too complicated for you op

Blow
Feb 10, 2004

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laserghost
Feb 12, 2014

trust me, I'm a cat.

I took shits that looked more impressive than this

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Chocolate or sugar are too basic, there ought to be a mashed potato printer

Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
Because people would just skip the middleman and eat the block of food that serves as the printing medium.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




Devils Affricate posted:

try googling "3d printed food"

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Wait so can you print with poo poo then too? :kiddo:

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-rdrkG9nzXw

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Nice. :hmmyes:

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Wait so can you print with poo poo then too? :kiddo:

I 3D print poo poo every day.

itry
Aug 23, 2019




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Wait so can you print with poo poo then too? :kiddo:

You can, but you need to have really good sphincter control.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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No I mean like feed poo poo into the printer and print out sculptures. :thunk:

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
That's like a piece of modern art, you could easily get placement in prestigious gallery with a poo poo printer
It's gonna be piss Christ times a hundred!

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!
Let me just load my machine with an already inherently edible substance, so that my machine can arrange it into a pattern that is pleasing to eat

Or just cut the middle man out and eat directly from the cartridge

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

Jestery posted:

Let me just load my machine with an already inherently edible substance, so that my machine can arrange it into a pattern that is pleasing to eat

Or just cut the middle man out and eat directly from the cartridge

I bet you don't even pour your beer into a glass

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Devils Affricate posted:

I bet you don't even pour your beer into a glass

I only 3d print my food when company are coming.

Rest of the time I just suck on the machine.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Bad Purchase posted:

they’re called seeds op

Torquemada
Oct 21, 2010

Drei Gläser
OP has one of those houses where the interior is a perfect facsimile of the Enterprise and he refers to the stairs as Jeffries Tubes; he just wants out real life replicator.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Wait so can you print with poo poo then too? :kiddo:

They made the prototypes for this 25 years ago.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1H7lML6Iwq4

McSpanky
Jan 16, 2005






You never had a play-doh press?

Jestery
Aug 2, 2016

Eat a dick unicycle boy!

Devils Affricate posted:

I bet you don't even pour your beer into a glass

No, what I do is I pop the can into a machine that pours it into a glass for me

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Holy gently caress OP, I'm plump enough already.

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