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To check the Queen of englands stool sample after she is impregnated by her manstress. “Oh tally ho guy who puts the blue dye in the English channel!”  “Good morrow good sir  just taking this bag of poo poo to the lab to make sure the queen wasn’t replaced by an imposter during coitus”“Ah very well, I shall bring the amphibious vehicle around to help our pregnant queen escape society at 17mph, as soon as I add the blue dye for viability” “What a foolproof plan we have here, nothing could possibly go wrong, we’ve thought of everything” “Oh dear, the queen has had a muffin and there are CRUMBS ON THE FLOOR! CRUMBS ON THE FLOOOOOOORRRRRRR” 
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To sodomize I like sodomy
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Apr 1, 2023 03:08
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These seems unlikely OP. There hasn't been an impregnable queen for decades.
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Queen - “ah yes, the blue dye has been added to the English Channel. Not only will I be able to see the water in great contrast, none of those loving PUNKS will have their precious little BLUEJEANS HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAA!” *pulls throttle all the way back, holds on to hat* 
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Apr 1, 2023 03:22
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Yaaaas queen as she shits into his open hands
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Apr 1, 2023 03:27
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Crapilla Parker [Toilet] Bowles
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Dookie of Cornwall
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Apr 1, 2023 03:33
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You guys don’t know her like I do. 
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Apr 1, 2023 03:57
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:You guys don’t know her like I do. Tied to a post in the barn and covered in poo poo?
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Goddamnit you guys, she’s crossed the English channel by now and she’s going to get away in her amphibious two speed car at 45mph!!! She’s going to put Charles in the Iron Maiden and have her lovechild next to him! SOMEBODY STOP HER!!! 
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Apr 1, 2023 18:30
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another hard worker out of a job, somebody should do something
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Apr 1, 2023 18:32
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I bet she shits in dog poo poo bags and buries them in the yard. 
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Apr 1, 2023 18:35
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I'm literally the guy whose only job IT is, you yoda-talking freak And badly done job mine is, verily
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Just installed a pump in the queen's grave to suck poo poo out of her body without exhuming the corpse. The poo poo receptacle still fills up to the brim each day. Pastel Candy Snake fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Apr 1, 2023 |
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Apr 1, 2023 18:58
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:Just installed a pump in the queen's grave to suck poo poo out of her body without exhuming the corpse. drat it’s like, stop pooping bitch ffs.
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Apr 1, 2023 20:19
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:manstress. This is a p good term, ngl.
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Apr 1, 2023 20:29
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Oi been pummelin da Queen’s fanny now fer a spell innit, wouldn’t ya say guvnor?
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Apr 1, 2023 21:02
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Manstress is like manflu right
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I'll have what ClamdestineBoyster is having. Or not having. FREEEEEEEEEEDOOOOOOOOOOOOM
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