Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Mega64
May 23, 2008

I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.
I know Dagwood was a rich guy who "married down" to Blondie or whatever, but other than that and his love of sandwiches that is my extent of knowledge of Dagwood. Yeah, I could look this poo poo up on Wikipedia, but gently caress that, I trust the knowledge of goons when it comes to semi-popular newspaper comic characters. So please share the intense deep and personal lore of Dagwood so I can feel learned and use this knowledge to impress people at all the parties I'll one day be invited to.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

The Moon Monster
Dec 30, 2005

He's got a real hosed up looking neck, check it out.

RepeatingMeme
Dec 27, 2012


this place is not a place of honor

no highly esteemed deed is commemorated here

nothing valued is here

what is here was dangerous and repulsive to us

this place is best shunned and left uninhabited


He stormed the capitol on jan 6 and is currently 7 months into a 3 year prison sentence

SilvergunSuperman
Aug 7, 2010



I got mark's permission

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
His wife is named after Hitler's dog

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
huge rear end dick

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
For some reason i mixed up Dagwood with Doonesbury and i have to say I am quite disappointed

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
An ancient god spawning fishmen

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
the name of dagwood's boss's wife is cora

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010

SilvergunSuperman posted:



I got mark's permission

lol look at how much licensing text is on this one stupid lovely image

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Devils Affricate posted:

lol look at how much licensing text is on this one stupid lovely image

Good call. Mark probably eats all those pills.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

he pounded his rear end in a top hat with all of those giant sandwiches before eating them

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I enjoy your av bossy lady

Jailbrekr
Apr 8, 2002
A TOWN LEVELED BY AN EXPLOSION? DOZENS LIKELY KILLED? OH GOD LET ME SEE THAT SWEET VIDEO OH MY GOD I'M CUMMING
:fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap::fap:
They sell Dagwood sandwiches at our local grocery.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

i think he was a nazi war criminal who was given amnesty to work on america's space program. It's something like that.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Dagwood fucks

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


Blondie does

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!


Sandwiches.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





He renamed himself Elon Musk when he left South Africa.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I enjoy your av bossy lady

:ocelot:

Fish Appreciator
Nov 25, 2021
In France and Belgium the character Dagwood is called Dagobert, and by extension, so is the sandwich.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Devils Affricate posted:

lol look at how much licensing text is on this one stupid lovely image

Oh, geez! Find your officially licensed Off the Mark.com by Mark Parisi merchandise at Egeez.com today! (cough)

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007


It always makes me smile

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

He called me a slur

Outpost22
Oct 11, 2012

RIP Screamy You were too good for this world.
He hates Mondays and loves lasagna

oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

This 📆 post brought to you by RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS👥.
RAID💥: SHADOW LEGENDS 👥 - It's for your phone📲TM™ #ad📢

The strip is incredibly popular in Austria

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Staunch and proud ally of Big Pharma! We stand with you!

istewart posted:

Oh, geez! Find your officially licensed Off the Mark.com by Mark Parisi merchandise at Egeez.com today! (cough)

I'm gonna be the world's youngest Mark Parisi licensee

thin blue whine
Feb 21, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

I enjoy your av bossy lady

RapturesoftheDeep
Jan 6, 2013
There was a year or two period in the 50s when Dagwood was hunting Communists in the State Department.

Also in the 80s King Features Syndicate tried to do a "Crisis on Infinite Earths" thing where he lost some kind of lawsuit against Hi and Lois and he tried to hire Funky Winkerbean to kill them.

WHY BONER NOW
Mar 6, 2016

Pillbug
I looked on Wikipedia...the Blondie strip started in 1930. It's almost 100 loving years old

Jose Oquendo
Jun 20, 2004

Star Trek: The Motion Picture is a boring movie

WHY BONER NOW posted:

I looked on Wikipedia...the Blondie strip started in 1930. It's almost 100 loving years old

There’s movies and poo poo from that time too. TCM airs them once in a while.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WHY BONER NOW posted:

I looked on Wikipedia...the Blondie strip started in 1930. It's almost 100 loving years old

I am fairly sure that Blondie isn't even the original character.

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012

RepeatingMeme posted:

He stormed the capitol on jan 6 and is currently 7 months into a 3 year prison sentence

Funnily enough, this finally got him back in his parents' good graces and they now use their immense wealth to travel to rallies crying about corruption in the justice system. Also they think the Roaring 20s have returned and are blaming everything on woke flappers

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Dagwood is the hidden Smash Bros DLC character

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Actually I am sorry, the previous post was incorrect. The hidden Smash Bros DLC character is actually Jughead. Jughead is being added to Smash Bros.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

istewart posted:

Actually I am sorry, the previous post was incorrect. The hidden Smash Bros DLC character is actually Jughead. Jughead is being added to Smash Bros.

do not give him hamburgers

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

Nooner posted:

His wife is named after Hitler's dog

Alexander Bumstead is one of the Boys from Brazil

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002
Probation
Can't post for 6 minutes!
Dagwood was actually one of the founders of ACE Hardware but had to sell his share early because at a big meeting with investors he just kept making GBS threads himself endlessly just gallons of liquid poo poo going all through his pants and dripping off the chair in the boardroom and leaking out his legs onto the carpets all the way to the elevator it was so embarrassing he had to skip town and get into the sandwich game or whatever it is he does

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


If you're trying to get me to post some Dagwood porn... I'm not going to do it. Sorry.

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Chief McHeath posted:

Dagwood was actually one of the founders of ACE Hardware but had to sell his share early because at a big meeting with investors he just kept making GBS threads himself endlessly just gallons of liquid poo poo going all through his pants and dripping off the chair in the boardroom and leaking out his legs onto the carpets all the way to the elevator it was so embarrassing he had to skip town and get into the sandwich game or whatever it is he does

On the upside, though, few people are aware that every Ace Hardware has liquid poo poo on the "secret menu" at the paint counter to commemorate this incident, and at least one long-time employee on staff trained to produce it. At very high quality, might I add!

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply