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WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Ow why it's so long. It's arduous. The Nazi guy controlling Elvis seems odd and speaks chiazran? Which is some kind of loving carnie language I guess?

What the gently caress? A probably fleeing Nazi controlled Elvis and made him sing Christmas songs?

What the gently caress is this stories. And what's with Elvises cucumber protruding out of his pants


This guy has a clown topped came which means he probably summoned john Wayne gacey into existence.

Also Elvis was

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Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Ow why it's so long. It's arduous. The Nazi guy controlling Elvis seems odd and speaks chiazran? Which is some kind of loving carnie language I guess?

What the gently caress? A probably fleeing Nazi controlled Elvis and made him sing Christmas songs?

What the gently caress is this stories. And what's with Elvises cucumber protruding out of his pants

if Elvis is killing Nazis i'll watch it

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Also Elvis was

Indeed, he truly was

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



wish I was high enough to forget I clicked on this thread

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

if Elvis is killing Nazis i'll watch it

You can watch Elvis kill mummies in Bubba Hotep

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Tell me more about Elvis vs nazi clowns while you are high on shrooms OP :jerky:

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

istewart posted:

Indeed, he truly was

Well he certainly isn't anymore! :dadjoke:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

You can watch Elvis kill mummies in Bubba Hotep

Thanks Uncle Mike

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





I couldn’t name a single Elvis song OP.

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

Seth Pecksniff posted:

Well he certainly isn't anymore! :dadjoke:

That's not what Weekly World News used to say. Consistently spotted throughout the country gassing up his Cadillac with Batboy and sometimes Bigfoot during the 90s and early 2000s. I think we need to look more deeply into this.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Sophy Wackles posted:

I couldn’t name a single Elvis song OP.

wise man say only fools rush in

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
OP do the shrooms help or hinder your movie experience in this one particular instance

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
I thought you meant one of the movies elvis made and i was very confused why anyone would be watching that in this day and age. We used to watch them once a week at school for some reason. I forgot somebody made a biopic last year

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
winners dont do drugs op hth

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Colonel Cancer posted:

winners dont do drugs op hth

well, that just isn't true

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

jou're are supposed 2 watch it sdrawkcab op

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
I’ve been sitting on some shrooms for a while now. I just keep grabbing one or two stems/caps and just mellowing out for an evening.

I think my days of tripping full balls deep may be over. But I still like a little taste :unsmith:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
hello op?????

pls respond :(

Wilkins Micawber
Jan 27, 2005

as we leave this existence
looking for another
Fallen Rib
Recommend the new beauty and the beast live action movie for mushrooms. The castle is ALIVE and when you watch the movie you kind of go into a tunnel, and the music is fun. Plus Gaston's buddy Josh Gadd is actually super gay, not just queer baity. And a great depiction of the kind of horror of the power of magic.? Fun time

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
Watch three busy debras on shrooms instead.

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

its just a reverse parody of Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Almost the exact same movie.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FS0SzSE9Fic

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Sophy Wackles posted:

I couldn’t name a single Elvis song OP.
Elvis already named them all, so this isn't really an issue that needs to be addressed.

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy

Caesar Saladin posted:

its just a reverse parody of Walk Hard: The Dewey Cox Story. Almost the exact same movie.

"Were taking barbituates and you want everything to do with it"

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Remember when one would get banned or probated for making a thread like this?

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
However, the thread ended up being far more interesting than the title.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

I'm more of a Stones fan OP, but if I'm being fair I know the discography only slightly better than Elvis

Didn't know about the carny language so that was interesting to read about

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


shrooms or not i miss when movies were lke 90 mins long, maybe 2 hours at most

Ez8
Aug 5, 2004
How many peanut butter and banana sandwiches does he eat during the move, op?

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Waltzing Along posted:

Remember when one would get banned or probated for making a thread like this?

OP remembered to use the shift key, that is why punishment had been adverted

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JediTalentAgent
Jun 5, 2005
Hey, look. Look, if- if you screw me on this, I shall become more powerful than you can possibly imagine, you rat bastard!
I want them to make an adaptation of Bone Music, where you learn Elvis has been wandering the Earth since his death, and he and all other musicians who have played the blues have magical powers they use to fight demons.

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