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Grandpa Palpatine: Dec 13, 2019; by vyelkin

~*Innocent people supporting the chudfair*~

literally gently caress off, there is no amount of rage that is not appropriate for the people that run that thing

# ? Apr 2, 2023 19:41

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:29

Grandpa Palpatine: Dec 13, 2019; by vyelkin

The Voice of Labor posted:

d'n'd ghoul or not, you don't need to be posting that fairs should be blown up. no reason to endorse indiscriminate murder of the innocent. we're here to denounce cops, not become them

i never said i wanted to harm the innocent. You're putting that in there.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 19:42

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

I hope that Fair gets firebombed by Al Qaeda

not any other way to interpret that dude. but good job trying to gaslight me I guess

# ? Apr 2, 2023 19:44

Grandpa Palpatine: Dec 13, 2019; by vyelkin

The Voice of Labor posted:

not any other way to interpret that dude. but good job trying to gaslight me I guess

they could do it after everyone went home and it's only the organizers

# ? Apr 2, 2023 19:47

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

firebomb? probably meant to say festive bonfire. happens all the time.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 19:50

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

there are no innocents in america, only labor aristocrats

# ? Apr 2, 2023 19:51

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Grandpa Palpatine posted:

they could do it after everyone went home and it's only the organizers

yeah, that's not really how terrorist bombings tend to work. you could've just said "gee, I hope al quaida beheads the 4 h club's upper management" and no one would've called you out on it or disagreed with you. instead you come with indiscriminate bloodlust and instead of taking the L you're doubling down on it

# ? Apr 2, 2023 19:53

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

maybe it�s a special cops only day at the fair.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 19:55

Harik: Sep 9, 2001; From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars; Plaster Town Cop

i love when it's so easy to spot who's a mod's special boy, lol. any normal poster would have gotten a ban+30 for even the "kill all cops" much less "commit a terrorism at a fair" but when you're friends it's not even a 6er.

ahh i guess it wasn't acceptable after all.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:10

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

The Voice of Labor posted:

yeah, that's not really how terrorist bombings tend to work. you could've just said "gee, I hope al quaida beheads the 4 h club's upper management" and no one would've called you out on it or disagreed with you. instead you come with indiscriminate bloodlust and instead of taking the L you're doubling down on it

Cant spell cop without op, lil bitch

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:10

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Harik posted:

kill all cops

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:11

Al!: Apr 2, 2010

youre not allowed to say "kill all cops" now?

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:12

Harik: Sep 9, 2001; From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars; Plaster Town Cop

i dunno, it got the last cop thread shut down so i thought it was against the rules

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:13

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Harik posted:

i dunno, it got the last cop thread shut down so i thought it was against the rules

That got shut down because the goon who shot Tiny bragged about it there and Jeffrey ethered it.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:14

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

Mods hate cop threads and have devoted lots of energy to eradicating them for years, like combining the gbs and CSPAM cop threads and then shutting it down and then shutting down subsequent threads

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:15

RadiRoot: Feb 3, 2007

I love the fbi. just putting that out there. :angel:

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:15

Mr. Nice!: Oct 13, 2005; bone shaking.
soul baking.

tiny tosie getting shot in the toe is so on the nose george lucas is jealous he didn�t think of it first.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:18

Harik: Sep 9, 2001; From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars; Plaster Town Cop

Radirot posted:

I love the fbi. just putting that out there.

hey feds monitoring the forums, don't forget to get up and stretch, it's not good for you to sit on your rear end and read a bunch of computer toucher's impotent whining all day.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:19

Zeroisanumber: Oct 23, 2010; Nap Ghost

Harik posted:

hey feds monitoring the forums, don't forget to get up and stretch, it's not good for you to sit on your rear end and read a bunch of computer toucher's impotent whining all day.

GiP actually has a mod who occasionally gets calls from some DIA dude because a poster gets high and post secret squirrel poo poo.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:21

Harik: Sep 9, 2001; From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars; Plaster Town Cop

Zeroisanumber posted:

GiP actually has a mod who occasionally gets calls from some DIA dude because a poster gets high and post secret squirrel poo poo.

i don't know if that's funnier or not than the repeated classified leaks from people trying to win forums arguments about warthunder tanks

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:25

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Harik posted:

i dunno, it got the last cop thread shut down so i thought it was against the rules

it's part of the op because covid is doing a better job at it than even other cops or traffic accidents. you don't want to go around pissing covid off.

besides the point though because the post in question wasn't about killing cops, it was about killing people enjoying their funnel cakes and carnival rides and weird al concerts

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:29

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

Radirot posted:

maybe it�s a special cops only day at the fair.

I'm going to need to render that in lego at some point in time

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:37

Homeless Friend: Jul 16, 2007

The Voice of Labor posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MSvWz6t3tfs

if you can't do the time, don't do the crime

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:40

Harik: Sep 9, 2001; From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars; Plaster Town Cop

The Voice of Labor posted:

it's part of the op because covid is doing a better job at it than even other cops or traffic accidents. you don't want to go around pissing covid off.

besides the point though because the post in question wasn't about killing cops, it was about killing people enjoying their funnel cakes and carnival rides and weird al concerts

it was but then he completely went off the rails and his terrorist attack and beheadings at the fair overshadowed it

then he accused me of being a bootlicker for also being angry at the 4h guys like he was?

so i have no idea, i think he was just really angry in general.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:41

mastershakeman: Oct 28, 2008; by vyelkin

Harik posted:

you've been repeatedly banned for being lovely towards peoples pets, so i guess it's only fitting that this is gonna be how you get shown the door.

there's going to be a lot of people at the fair who don't deserve to be firebombed by anyone so maybe focus your rabid bloodlust a bit less widely.

4h is an insanely lovely program with a singular goal of teaching kids animals are food, not friends. like an evil goatee'd version of PETA except they're a lot less hypocritical. this story happens every year because not one animal can escape the slaughterhouse.

they gently caress everyone the other way too, when people who bid on the animal at auction find out they're not actually getting anything from it, it's entirely symbolic and they get random cuts that aren't tracable to any particular animal. i have no idea how that's legal, what are they even paying for?

click over to doomsday econ and read my story about my 4H heifers that i intended to sell to become first calf heifers then milk cows

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:45

500excf type r: Mar 7, 2013; I'm as annoying as the high-pitched whine of my motorcycle, desperately compensating for the lack of substance in my life.

https://www.foxnews.com/us/vermont-state-troopers-resign-alleged-comments-made-during-off-duty-gaming-sessions

# ? Apr 2, 2023 20:54

Dixon Chisholm: Jan 2, 2020

Al! posted:

there are no innocents in america, only labor aristocrats

thats why murder is moral here

# ? Apr 2, 2023 21:08

Harik: Sep 9, 2001; From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars; Plaster Town Cop

Homeless Friend posted:

if you can't do the time, don't do the crime

let's check in to see how well everything worked out. Hmm, he was fired after he did it two more times because ~~it violated department procedure~~ it attracted a media shitstorm and he was only a reserve officer to begin with.

https://www.orlandosentinel.com/news/breaking-news/os-ne-dennis-turner-opd-kaia-rolle-arrest-20200302-clfj4d6jzzgkrddhpd7wtsglse-story.html

You know it's bad when even the other pigs think it's hosed up:

quote:

Orlando police Officer Sergio Ramos called his supervisor from Lucious & Emma Nixon Academy in September, to express his concerns after placing 6-year-old Kaia Rolle the back of his patrol SUV, where she sat with hands bound behind her back in zip ties.

�Sarge this girl is tiny," he told Sgt. Douglas Andreacchi. "She looks like a baby.�

Ramos said Turner contacted him while he was on the way to the school and asked Ramos to bring zip ties for Kaia because Turner�s handcuffs "did not fit the arrestee,� Internal Affairs investigator Christopher Carty wrote, summarizing Ramos� interview.

lest you think there's a good pig in this story, bad news:

quote:

As Ramos bound her hands, Kaia choked on tears, body camera video shows.

"No ... no, don�t put handcuffs on!� she wailed.

"this is a travesty but oh well guess i'll do it anyway because it's not like a little black girl's life matters in any way."

quote:

After Ramos led her to the police cruiser, Turner went back inside to talk with teachers, who had stood by as Kaia was led out in distress. He joked with them that the girl had �broken the record� for the youngest person he had ever arrested.

but wait it gets even "better"

quote:

After Kaia was already booked into the juvenile jail, another officer was taking the other 6-year-old Turner had arrested to juvenile jail, but �became uncomfortable with the situation.� So she texted her squad.

When her sergeant realized Turner hadn�t gotten approval from a watch commander, he called the lieutenant on duty, who told them to take the boy back to school.

The boy, whose name has not been publicly released, had been arrested by Turner about 15 minutes after Kaia, according to the summary. In an interview with Carty, a teacher said the boy had kicked her twice in the leg when she took a pen away from him. She told Turner that she would pursue charges �because she believed that this is what she needed to get help for� him.

he enjoyed loving up her life so much that he went right back and did it again, but at least THAT pig thought it was a bit much even for a department as dogshit as orlando and sent the kid back.

What kind of person would do this poo poo?

quote:

Turner, who had a disciplinary history at the department that included excessive force and an arrest for child abuse, was fired days after the arrests. As a reserve officer, his employment was at the will of the police chief.

oh, of course. Exactly the kind of pigs you want to both hire and put in schools!

The consequences were far-reaching

quote:

The internal review showed sgt Douglas]Andreacchi was given a suspension for failing to notify the watch commander after he was told about Kaia�s arrest. He opted to give up eight hours of vacation instead.

loving lol.

How's she doing now after her encounter with "orlando's finest"?

https://www.wesh.com/article/orlando-six-year-old-arrested/41997860

quote:

Kirkland said the arrest changed Kaia's life forever and she hasn't been the same since.

Doctors diagnosed her with PTSD, separation anxiety and oppositional defiant disorder. She's also on four different types of medication.

"The psychiatrist explained because an authoritative figure caused the trauma, she reacted to any type of authority, be it us, be it the school; she was in fear of authority," Kirkland said.

that sucks

quote:

"Almost every day, she comes to me and says, 'Grandma, am I being good today? Grandma, am I behaving? Grandma, how's my behavior?' She's always looking for reassurance that she is behaving. You have to tell her, hun, you're not being a bad girl. You know, these are things beyond your control and we're working on your adaptive skills," Kirkland says.

"I miss the old me. I miss my behaviors. I miss my old, good behaviors. It's taking away the old me. It's taking away the good behaviors I had. It's taking away my friends and family," Kaia said.

jesus christ.

quote:

There's also a law, in Kaia's honor, setting the minimum arrest age in Florida to seven. Her family continues pushing for the minimum age to be 12.

what the actual gently caress how is any of this reasonable

# ? Apr 2, 2023 21:09

Harik: Sep 9, 2001; From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars; Plaster Town Cop

mastershakeman posted:

click over to doomsday econ and read my story about my 4H heifers that i intended to sell to become first calf heifers then milk cows

yeah i saw that and definitely encourage everybody else ABSOLUTELY DO NOT click over and read it.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 21:10

Harik: Sep 9, 2001; From the hard streets of Moscow
First dog to touch the stars; Plaster Town Cop

oh figured out why they fired him, he was black.

dollars to donuts he's on another force abusing his power there though, there's no blacklist of shitheaded officers.

e: lmao goddamn found another little nugget of poo poo in this story

quote:

Officer Turner served on the police force for 23 years and retired in June 2018, according to the department.

He was charged with aggravated child abuse in 1998 in connection with his 7-year-old son, The Orlando Sentinel reported. He was suspended pending the result of an investigation, The Sentinel reported, but the outcome of the case was unclear on Monday.

aggravated child abuse in 1998 after 3 years on the job but he served another 20 before retiring with a pension then getting bored and coming back as a sro to abuse more kids

Harik has issued a correction as of 21:24 on Apr 2, 2023

# ? Apr 2, 2023 21:20

Cpt_Obvious: Jun 18, 2007

This is your public reminder that you can think a thing and not post it.

# ? Apr 2, 2023 22:06

indigi: Jul 20, 2004; ^{how can we not talk about family

when family's all that we got?}

any time a cop dies for any reason is an occasion worth celebrating

# ? Apr 2, 2023 22:26

The Voice of Labor: Apr 8, 2020

cool that multiple times a day all across the country american cops do poo poo that could reasonably be considered a capital offense

# ? Apr 3, 2023 02:44

Pepe Silvia Browne: Jan 1, 2007

The Voice of Labor posted:

cool that multiple times a day all across the country american cops do poo poo that could reasonably be considered a capital offense

yeah but their job is to do the opposite of crimes so it's okay, it's like a baker eating a bunch of cupcakes or a firefighter doing arson. gotta do fire to beat fire or something. gotta do crimes to beat crimes.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 03:49

KomradeX: Oct 29, 2011

Zeroisanumber posted:

GiP actually has a mod who occasionally gets calls from some DIA dude because a poster gets high and post secret squirrel poo poo.

Whats the name of his leftwing troop podcast?

# ? Apr 3, 2023 08:32

lollontee: Nov 4, 2014; Can't post for 10 years!

thread claims yet another life. blood for the blood cops

# ? Apr 3, 2023 12:23

nudejedi: Mar 5, 2002; Shanghai Tippytap

lollontee posted:

thread claims yet another life. blood for the blood cops

for the

throne

# ? Apr 3, 2023 12:57

joepinetree: Apr 5, 2012

If you want to feel a little bit of rage this morning:

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/police-nearly-beat-him-to-death-six-years-later-hes-being-prosecuted-for-it-again/

The TLDR is this:

Hispanic man is walking around high in his neighborhood. Police shows up and beats him up so badly that he spends a month in the hospital. In the course of being beaten up, two cops injure their hands from punching the back of his head. So DA decides to prosecute him for assault on a police officer. During jury selection, DA dismisses any juror who does not want a border wall (despite the fact that the Hispanic man is a US citizen). Guy gets convicted and spends 22 months in jail, which was more than the full sentence, before having the state supreme court decide 9-0 that it was of course racist to only pick maga chuds for the jury and throwing out the first trial. So, in the middle of a 2022 reelection campaign, the DA has decided to charge the guy again for the crime of assaulting the police officers hands with the back of his head.

# ? Apr 3, 2023 16:21

dxt: Mar 27, 2004; METAL DISCHARGE

joepinetree posted:

If you want to feel a little bit of rage this morning:

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/police-nearly-beat-him-to-death-six-years-later-hes-being-prosecuted-for-it-again/

The TLDR is this:

Hispanic man is walking around high in his neighborhood. Police shows up and beats him up so badly that he spends a month in the hospital. In the course of being beaten up, two cops injure their hands from punching the back of his head. So DA decides to prosecute him for assault on a police officer. During jury selection, DA dismisses any juror who does not want a border wall (despite the fact that the Hispanic man is a US citizen). Guy gets convicted and spends 22 months in jail, which was more than the full sentence, before having the state supreme court decide 9-0 that it was of course racist to only pick maga chuds for the jury and throwing out the first trial. So, in the middle of a 2022 reelection campaign, the DA has decided to charge the guy again for the crime of assaulting the police officers hands with the back of his head.

demon cracker nation

# ? Apr 3, 2023 17:27

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# ? May 26, 2024 17:29

Boywhiz88: Sep 11, 2005; floating 26" off da ground. BURR!

joepinetree posted:

If you want to feel a little bit of rage this morning:

https://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/law-justice/police-nearly-beat-him-to-death-six-years-later-hes-being-prosecuted-for-it-again/

The TLDR is this:

Hispanic man is walking around high in his neighborhood. Police shows up and beats him up so badly that he spends a month in the hospital. In the course of being beaten up, two cops injure their hands from punching the back of his head. So DA decides to prosecute him for assault on a police officer. During jury selection, DA dismisses any juror who does not want a border wall (despite the fact that the Hispanic man is a US citizen). Guy gets convicted and spends 22 months in jail, which was more than the full sentence, before having the state supreme court decide 9-0 that it was of course racist to only pick maga chuds for the jury and throwing out the first trial. So, in the middle of a 2022 reelection campaign, the DA has decided to charge the guy again for the crime of assaulting the police officers hands with the back of his head.

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

# ? Apr 3, 2023 22:59

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