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Midjack
Dec 24, 2007




wanna see a pro wrestler with a chatgpt hype man that results in the undertaker suplexing a half rack at the next wrestlemania.

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Midjack posted:

wanna see a pro wrestler with a chatgpt hype man that results in the undertaker suplexing a half rack at the next wrestlemania.

that gave me the idea to have it come up with a yospos wrestler and cut a wrestling promo and it did a pretty good job. i will only post a little snippet cuz i know people hate AI posts:

quote:

The Undertaker may be a master of the tombstone piledriver, but when it comes to operating systems, he's a complete noob. Meanwhile, I've been using Linux for years. I know all the ins and outs of Ubuntu, Fedora, and Arch Linux. I can code in Python, Perl, and Bash. And when it comes to configuring my system, there's nobody better than the Linux Luchador.
...
I'm going to show you what a real operating system looks like, and I'm going to do it with a suplex, a body slam, and a submission hold.

Shame Boy fucked around with this message at 19:19 on Apr 5, 2023

dc3k
Feb 18, 2003

what.

Sapozhnik posted:

i played Alyx in continuous motion mode. there was some vertigo at first but i got used to it pretty quickly and managed to play it for hours at a time. had to play standing though since there's a lot of emphasis on bobbing around and ducking in and out of cover but playing "conventional" games with an HMD seems like it would be quite doable as long as the engine is amenable to having a full 6DoF camera crowbarred into it

you'd probably end up leaning through walls a lot though

i tried continuous motion and couldn’t get used to it - almost immediate nausea. even after upgrading to a new machine and getting higher framerates. I still haven’t finished the stupid thing cause it’s too scary :(

boneworks was another game I was looking forward to but I couldn’t make it out of the tutorial without wanting to vomit

walkabout owns tho

dc3k fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Apr 5, 2023

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Shame Boy posted:

yeah walkabout mini golf is on my short list of "reasons to bother buying a VR headset", which is a bizarre thing to say about a fuckin' mini golf game but it's apparently just that good
i play it every week with a friend of mine. started during covid and continued to this day lol

it's great for socialising at a distance because gestures and subtle hand/head movements translate really well in VR, and the game goes according to your own pace so you can actually talk. plus it's just really nice. it's like the chillout mini-holodeck in Sunshine

akadajet
Sep 14, 2003

Sapozhnik posted:

i played Alyx in continuous motion mode. there was some vertigo at first but i got used to it pretty quickly and managed to play it for hours at a time. had to play standing though since there's a lot of emphasis on bobbing around and ducking in and out of cover but playing "conventional" games with an HMD seems like it would be quite doable as long as the engine is amenable to having a full 6DoF camera crowbarred into it

you'd probably end up leaning through walls a lot though

I can handle continuous motion in vr, but only if it supports turning at fixed intervals, like 30 degrees. Otherwise, yeah, I get sick.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

dc3k posted:

i tried it and couldn’t get used to it - almost immediate nausea. even after upgrading to a new machine and getting higher framerates. I still haven’t finished the stupid thing cause it’s too scary :(

boneworks was another game I was looking forward to but I couldn’t make it out of the tutorial without wanting to vomit

walkabout owns tho

there's apparently something wrong with my inner ear because my brain just doesn't seem to give a poo poo if it looks like i'm in motion but sitting still, or vice versa. otoh, i can use vr without any ill effects, so it's impossible to say if it's bad or not

Cold on a Cob
Feb 6, 2006

i've seen so much, i'm going blind
and i'm brain dead virtually

College Slice
i still can't believe that big tech is betting half the farm on vr poo poo that at best can be tolerated for a few hours by a subset of customers and the other half on souped up autocomplete

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
we ran out of ideas two decades ago and we've used up all the good ones we had stockpiled

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

infernal machines posted:

we ran out of ideas two decades ago and we've used up all the good ones we had stockpiled

umm hello???


rotor posted:


“multiplayer rhythm mech fighting game”

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
the tech industry should spend more time on weird input devices imo

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
Apple PowerGlove

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
capacitive touch screens but with haptic feedback

4lokos basilisk
Jul 17, 2008


yeah what happened to stuff like that microsoft kinesis something 3d spatial sensor that was immediately used in all student robot projects?

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
some sort of ... buttons?!?! i think you call them??? on the cell phones

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

the novint falcon was ahead of its time

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
ipad with built in space orb

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

aardvaard posted:

the novint falcon was ahead of its time

thats just a logitech cyberman on its side

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome
anyway tim if you're reading this - and I know you are - please DM me about consulting on these new products, we can work out the rates later.

infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

aardvaard posted:

the novint falcon was ahead of its time



rotor posted:

anyway tim if you're reading this - and I know you are - please DM me about consulting on these new products, we can work out the rates later.

this isn't the apple thread, but you should go there and change the thread title for us

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

4lokos basilisk posted:

yeah what happened to stuff like that microsoft kinesis something 3d spatial sensor that was immediately used in all student robot projects?

apple bought the company and related patents to the tech underlying it

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually

infernal machines posted:

we ran out of ideas two decades ago and we've used up all the good ones we had stockpiled
its kind of startling

1980s - the pc (microsoft, dell, compaq, lotus, wordperfect, etc.)

1990s - the internet (well, really the https://www. netscape, amazon, google, facebook, etc.)

2000s - digital media (napster, itunes, netflix, spotify) and players (ipod)
2000s - consumer smartphones (iphone, android) and the app economy (uber, doordash, airbnb, etc.)

2010s and early 2020s - uhhhhhh...selfdriving cars? vr/ar? nfts? crypto money? digital assistants?

its doubly amazing given that the dozen years were years of essentially free money (0% interest rates). tens of billions of dollars were pumped into fsd cars and vr headsets and alexa gizmos* and they might have just set that money on fire for all the return that spending has produced



* LATEST FAD

psiox
Oct 15, 2001

Babylon 5 Street Team

4lokos basilisk posted:

yeah what happened to stuff like that microsoft kinesis something 3d spatial sensor that was immediately used in all student robot projects?

i was watching a guilty pleasure show, Buzzfeed Unsolved Supernatural (now the same two idiot boys have their own thing called Ghost Files), and one of the bullshit gadgets in the horseshit universe of supernatural detective gizmos was literally a kinect strapped to a tablet computer that they let do the skeleton interpolation on, like, the random noise that you get out of CCDs in a dark room. it was hilarious to see it jumping around as it tried to figure out where the various limbs are while one of the idiots (whom I love) was taking it extremely seriously.

so I'm sure those devices have found second lives in hobbyist circles, but yeah the pacific rim kinect idea honestly sounds rad

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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to be fair, tesla fsd also reveals the skeletons inside of people if you give it a few miles on the road

Eeyo
Aug 29, 2004

FMguru posted:

its kind of startling

1980s - the pc (microsoft, dell, compaq, lotus, wordperfect, etc.)

1990s - the internet (well, really the https://www. netscape, amazon, google, facebook, etc.)

2000s - digital media (napster, itunes, netflix, spotify) and players (ipod)
2000s - consumer smartphones (iphone, android) and the app economy (uber, doordash, airbnb, etc.)

2010s and early 2020s - uhhhhhh...selfdriving cars? vr/ar? nfts? crypto money? digital assistants?

yeah, this is why i lol at people talking about becoming an interstellar (or hell even interplanetary) society or the singularity or whatever. like we’re plateauing pretty hard, do you really think we can extrapolate out to something interesting with what we’ve got?

idk i do find ai stuff neat and it’s taken me a little by surprise, but we’ve had an ai winter before and it’s not like we know we won’t have one again.

Sweevo
Nov 8, 2007

i sometimes throw cables away

i mean straight into the bin without spending 10+ years in the box of might-come-in-handy-someday first

im a fucking monster

the dream of meaningful progress (as opposed to an endless stream of dumb tech gizmos) died as soon as it was the boomer's turn to start paying for it

izagoof
Feb 14, 2004

Grimey Drawer

akadajet posted:

I can handle continuous motion in vr, but only if it supports turning at fixed intervals, like 30 degrees. Otherwise, yeah, I get sick.

Turning your body around while changing directions via hand control feels so unnaturally weird, that's what usually gets me

That said it seems like my body is slowly getting used to it. Even just playing stationary games was rough for me at first. I used to get motion sick in the dumbest games on a normal monitor, like My Summer Car, so I was concerned about how VR would be

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Internet Janitor posted:

i still can't believe that nobody made a kinect game using a Pacific Rim license that required two players to do all the moves in sync

I can, the same concept but Evangelion would be license to print money why tie yourself to an also-ran franchise

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

i like the movie about the big robots that beat each other up, not the Japanese cartoon about how the director wants to kill himself

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



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the evangelion understander has logged on

aardvaard
Mar 4, 2013

you belong in the bog of eternal stench

my ex kept trying to get me to watch it because it's just so deep and meaningful!!! and i kept giving up because it's just torture to watch. on top of the fact that it's anime, which is already torture enough.

Jonny 290
May 5, 2005



[ASK] me about OS/2 Warp
it's an interesting window into major depression, and how one guy worked through it, but it's not like citizen kane or anything

AnimeIsTrash
Jun 30, 2018

Internet Janitor posted:

getting a eulogy from a rando on hacker news who can't resist a minor swipe at java while mourning your death is quite a legacy:

never change hackers

in a well actually
Jan 26, 2011

dude, you gotta end it on the rhyme

Jonny 290 posted:

it's an interesting window into major depression, and how one guy worked through it, but it's not like citizen kane or anything

punched it with his giant robot

qirex
Feb 15, 2001

not really the thread for it but the rebuild movies real good and I never liked the series

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

in a well actually posted:

punched it with his giant robot

this was my takeaway as well

Achmed Jones
Oct 16, 2004



i enjoyed the series but watched it as an adult so it didn't blow me away. i only made it through half of the first movie though- it was too much the same thing for me to want to watch another seven hours or whatever

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



Achmed Jones posted:

i enjoyed the series but watched it as an adult so it didn't blow me away. i only made it through half of the first movie though- it was too much the same thing for me to want to watch another seven hours or whatever

the significant deviations don't start until the second one. 3 and 4 are completely "here there be dragons" territory.

mystes
May 31, 2006

I think the tv show was okay but I don't think it deserved to get remade 20 times

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe

dc3k posted:

walkabout owns tho
jenny agutter liked it

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Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

in a well actually posted:

punched it with his giant robot

ngl i bet if you gave depressed people gundams theyd be pretty stoked

i say this as a depressed person

i also am aware this is evangelion's plot as well

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