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Venuz Patrol
Mar 27, 2011
lost it at Statham's RO4D RGE license plate

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BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



vin diesel will in fact live long enough to make FAST XXX, a crossover event

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Fyi this was cut by a goon and he’s talented as hell

Gonz
Dec 22, 2009

"Jesus, did I say that? Or just think it? Was I talking? Did they hear me?"
Every single time a new Fast movie comes out, I think to myself "How are they going to make this one even more ridiculous?".

And then, every time, I vastly underestimate the factor(s) by which they make it more ridiculous.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



So I take it that The Rock lost the feud for control of the franchise?

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


They already did space what else is there to do? Hollow Earth?

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

They already did space what else is there to do? Hollow Earth?

Let’s dig some graves

Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

kiimo posted:

Fyi this was cut by a goon and he’s talented as hell

Oh poo poo, did you end up hiring that guy? The guy with a bunch of "fan" trailers in this thread.

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

Teagone. Idk if it’s him be cool if it was tho

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

Nope, not me! Humbled that you might've thought so though :shobon:

I haven't been able to make any new trailers for a few years now. Fast X looks amazing, lmao. Great trailer. What a ridiculous franchise.

edogawa rando
Mar 20, 2007

Happy Noodle Boy posted:

They already did space what else is there to do? Hollow Earth?

Torretto gains access to a time machine.

Bugblatter
Aug 4, 2003

edogawa rando posted:

Torretto gains access to a time machine.

Back to the Furious.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Nah he's too successful now to doxx him.

He's literally carrying franchises at this point, I'm only saying that the goon talent pool is deep.



teagone posted:

Nope, not me! Humbled that you might've thought so though :shobon:

I haven't been able to make any new trailers for a few years now. Fast X looks amazing, lmao. Great trailer. What a ridiculous franchise.


You could absolutely make it in this business all you have to do is sell your soul and untether yourself from non-work human connections!

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



teagone posted:

Nope, not me! Humbled that you might've thought so though :shobon:

I haven't been able to make any new trailers for a few years now. Fast X looks amazing, lmao. Great trailer. What a ridiculous franchise.

Bummer! Teagone cutting the Battle Angel 2 trailer ftw. Let's make it happen folks.

admataY
Oct 16, 2008
My hype for the new Fast and or Furious movie been reduced due to the director downgrade the movie suffered during production . Somehow, it still looks ridiculous fun though .
I just cant say no to family .

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Will Momoa join the family by the end of the film?

MonsieurChoc
Oct 12, 2013

Every species can smell its own extinction.

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Will Momoa join the family by the end of the film?

No, he joins in the next movie. Come on.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
You need to think in terms of franchise, baby!!

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

lol we have "heroes and villains" art out in the world.

Heroes:




"Villains"





I put villains in quotes because Momoa and kind of halfway Cipher are the only villains left. Even Cipher is now Family one might say.

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Those are some awful posters lol

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

They aren't one sheets they're for specific uses like dual elevator placements but thanks for letting me know lol

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
The trailer is cool but it just looks like a generic action movie that has a bit more car chases than usual at this point. The soul of the franchise left with Paul.

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

whydirt posted:

The trailer is cool but it just looks like a generic action movie that has a bit more car chases than usual at this point. The soul of the franchise left with Lin.

atrus50
Dec 24, 2008
he worked so hard https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nuB98WCdqdg

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

whydirt posted:

The trailer is cool but it just looks like a generic action movie that has a bit more car chases than usual at this point. The soul of the franchise left with Paul.

This was originally the Asia trailer and became the global trailer because everyone was like give me action and Statham and Han.

There are more soulful upcoming pieces though. Not that I'm disagreeing with you on Paul.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

EDIT: nvm

AceOfFlames fucked around with this message at 21:52 on Apr 20, 2023

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Michelle Rodriguez is such a badass, she's magnetic.

live with fruit
Aug 15, 2010

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Michelle Rodriguez is such a badass, she's magnetic.

They need to make Machete Kills in Space already. (But without Gibson or Sheen.) (Or Musk.)

live with fruit fucked around with this message at 22:01 on Apr 20, 2023

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Bummer! Teagone cutting the Battle Angel 2 trailer ftw. Let's make it happen folks.

In another lifetime maybe :unsmith:

Happy Noodle Boy
Jul 3, 2002


kiimo posted:

everyone was like give me action and Statham and Han.

Yeah this is what I was saying

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

live with fruit posted:

They need to make Machete Kills in Space already. (But without Gibson or Sheen.) (Or Musk.)

or rodriguez bc ooooooooff i forgot how bad this movie was
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=acUXaplc9Hs

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



MonsieurChoc posted:

No, he joins in the next movie. Come on.

i am fail :negative:

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
I’m burnt out on superheroes but with cars as their power.

Give me more street level stakes. Let’s steal truckloads of Fortnite and Roblox cash shop cards or something.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



whydirt posted:

Let’s steal truckloads of Fortnite and Roblox cash shop cards or something.

A Safdie Bros Joint

whydirt
Apr 18, 2001


Gaz Posting Brigade :c00lbert:
Is there a better equivalent to DVD/VCR combo
machines in 2023 of things for lovable criminals to steal? I’m open to suggestions

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



android tv boxes filled with malware

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

whydirt posted:

Is there a better equivalent to DVD/VCR combo
machines in 2023 of things for lovable criminals to steal? I’m open to suggestions

Clearly Nintendo Switches

happyhippy
Feb 21, 2005

Playing games, watching movies, owning goons. 'sup
Pillbug

whydirt posted:

Is there a better equivalent to DVD/VCR combo
machines in 2023 of things for lovable criminals to steal? I’m open to suggestions

Prime energy drinks.

Enderzero
Jun 19, 2001

The snowflake button makes it
cold cold cold
Set temperature makes it
hold hold hold

kiimo posted:

They aren't one sheets they're for specific uses like dual elevator placements but thanks for letting me know lol

Art in the world is a very aspirational way to put it. why that lady have a vagina flashlight

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Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

CelticPredator posted:

or rodriguez bc ooooooooff i forgot how bad this movie was

Alita was really good tho

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