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ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Leave the gun, take the Gonk

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josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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When you arise in the morning, think of what a precious privilege it is to be alive - to breathe, to think, to enjoy, to gonk.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Come with me if you want to gonk

Cease to Hope
Dec 12, 2011
pain is the initial impetus of sentience. the awareness that something is wrong and must be addressed

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Listen, and understand! That GONK is out there! It can't be bargained with. It can't be reasoned with. It doesn't feel pity, or remorse, or fear. And it absolutely will not stop... ever, until you are dead!

josh04
Oct 19, 2008


"THE FLASH IS THE REASON
TO RACE TO THE THEATRES"

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To gonk, perchance to dream

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



there is no gonk but that which we make for ourselves

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

josh04 posted:

To gonk, perchance to dream

Aye. There's the Gonk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Hear the gonk of the ancient mariner
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerizes one of the wedding guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the dune sea

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Just sit right back and you'll hear a tale,
A tale of a fateful GONK
Who started from this desert port
Aboard this tiny ship

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


fartknocker posted:

Hear the gonk of the ancient mariner
See his eye as he stops one of three
Mesmerizes one of the wedding guests
Stay here and listen to the nightmares of the dune sea

Power, power, everywhere, and all the droids did gonk
Power, power, everywhere, nor any type of honk

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Into the Abyss I'll fall, the Eye of Jorus
Into the eyes of the night, watching me go
Green is the cat's eye that glows
In this Temple
Enter the risen Psadan, risen again

Tell me why I had to be a Powerslave
I don't wanna die, I'm a Gonk
Why can't I live on?
When the Life Giver dies
All around is laid waste
And in my last hour
I'm a slave to the Power of Death

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!
Okay, but what if... Like... Gonk?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

ikanreed posted:

Okay, but what if... Like... Gonk?

I like Gonk

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Ask not what your country can Gonk for you!

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

Perhaps we need some outside universal GONK to make us recognize this common bond.

I occasionally think how quickly our differences worldwide would vanish if we were facing a GONK from outside this world.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



The gonk that can be said is not the eternal gonk.

Napoleon Nelson
Nov 8, 2012


Whoever believes in him shall not run out of power, but have eternal GONK

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



There but for the grace of gonk go I.

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



Icon Of Sin posted:

There but for the grace of gonk go I.

i have this tattooed in aurebesh on the small of my back

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


I know a guy who thinks his Huttese tattoo says 'POWER' but it really just says 'GONK'

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
My Moisture Evaporator Binary is a little rusty, but I believe all your units are just shouting GONK at each other and giggling like jedi younglings.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Beer Gay So What posted:

My Moisture Evaporator Binary is a little rusty, but I believe all your units are just shouting GONK at each other and giggling like jedi younglings.

GONK! *runs away*

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



gonk

*stares awkwardly*

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Gonk :wiggle:

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
I have no idea what’s gonking on

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Just gonk with it

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret
Can’t gonk this :mome:

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK
You miss 100 percent of the GONKS you dont GONK

-GONwayneK GretzkyONK

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Beer Gay So What posted:

You miss 100 percent of the GONKS you dont GONK

-GONwayneK GretzkyONK

Everybody attributes this to him but actually this was said by Adolf Gonkler.

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Beer Gay So What posted:

You miss 100 percent of the GONKS you dont GONK

-GONwayneK GretzkyONK

The Gretzkygonk? That powerful of a shot is banned in the National Gonky League :gonk:

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

You honky rear end GONKY mothergonker.

Beer Gay So What
Apr 20, 2023

THEY MADE THE BEER GAY AND THATS OK

AndyElusive posted:

You honky rear end GONKY mothergonker.

Please we know Gonkey is a predominatly Caucgonkian sport but no need to use racially charged language!

Icon Of Sin
Dec 26, 2008



Beer Gay So What posted:

no need to use charged language!

What is gonk, but power charging personified?

TK-42-1
Oct 30, 2013

looks like we have a bad transmitter



some motherfuckers always tryin to gonk uphill

AndyElusive
Jan 7, 2007

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, GONK?

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

AndyElusive posted:

You've got to ask yourself one question: 'Do I feel lucky?' Well, do you, GONK?

fartknocker posted:

Go ahead, gonk my day.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


TK-42-1 posted:

some motherfuckers always tryin to gonk uphill

I love that story from the making of the third movie where Wesley Gonks just refused to gonk on set the day they were shooting for no reason so they just had to overgonk it later with a different gonk.

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008

Ror posted:

I love that story from the making of the third movie where Wesley Gonks just refused to gonk on set the day they were shooting for no reason so they just had to overgonk it later with a different gonk.

Why didn't he just gonk!

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ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!




BGBG = Big Gonko (with a) Big Gun

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