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So is that a baby moose or what, the pics I've seen the fuckers before make me think a tractor trailer might not win the collision but that one seems pretty... not that huge.
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It looked young, some kind of sub-adult but not a calf.
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Once saw a soldier who was doing a small-ish amount of extra duty get the suspended part of his duty enacted, because he was not at his place of duty. Why? Abandoned extra duty picking up trash in a field to chase a couple geese with a stick.
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Apr 22, 2023 14:16
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mlmp08 posted:Once saw a soldier who was doing a small-ish amount of extra duty get the suspended part of his duty enacted, because he was not at his place of duty. Why? Abandoned extra duty picking up trash in a field to chase a couple geese with a stick. “But sir! Those geese were a clear threat to our ongoing activities! If i had not chased them in circles with a stick for 30 minutes they would have pinched mcMurphys butt and you know how thats going to end up!!!”
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Apr 22, 2023 15:42
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mlmp08 posted:Once saw a soldier who was doing a small-ish amount of extra duty get the suspended part of his duty enacted, because he was not at his place of duty. Why? Abandoned extra duty picking up trash in a field to chase a couple geese with a stick. Took individual initiative to ensure the ongoing security of the Company footprint. Even though on Extra Duty, SM sought out to hone and maintain combatives skills and the Warrior Ethos. Recommended Action- CoA; Promote ahead of peers.
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Apr 22, 2023 15:51
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mlmp08 posted:Abandoned extra duty picking up trash in a field to chase a couple geese with a stick. There’s a thin line between brave and stupid, and chasing geese sounds like it falls into the latter category.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:17
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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471139142353551389/1030925790809964585/VID_20221015_205658_579.mp4
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Kith posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471139142353551389/1030925790809964585/VID_20221015_205658_579.mp4 ahahahahh this motherfucker thought he was will smith about to get jiggy with it
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Apr 22, 2023 17:29
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Kith posted:https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/471139142353551389/1030925790809964585/VID_20221015_205658_579.mp4 Love that the dude is quite obviously not an actual cop.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:53
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You say that like cops are any better at firearms handling than your average American dipshit.
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Apr 22, 2023 17:55
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Dick Burglar posted:You say that like cops are any better at firearms handling than your average American dipshit. Oh no, not at all. Just that he in particular is a cosplaying wannabe. It's the gear, not the stupid gun mishandling.
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Apr 22, 2023 18:43
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It's probably not worth asking, but why in God's name would you do that with a loaded weapon, and why in Satan's name would you rack it first?
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Apr 22, 2023 18:59
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:It's probably not worth asking, but why in God's name would you do that with a loaded weapon, and why in Satan's name would you rack it first? <insert Dea agent shooting his foot in school room video>
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Apr 22, 2023 19:03
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Comrade Blyatlov posted:It's probably not worth asking, but why in God's name would you do that with a loaded weapon, and why in Satan's name would you rack it first? Cowboy poo poo
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Apr 22, 2023 19:05
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Extremely weird looking bullet hole. Which makes me happy!
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Apr 22, 2023 19:09
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Is that real? The recoil and bullet hole look off.
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Punished Ape posted:Is that real? The recoil and bullet hole look off. I don't think it's real either.
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Apr 22, 2023 19:30
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yeah it's fake, but amusing
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It has happened repeatedly but the cop union was like “hey don’t upload this.”
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Fearless posted:It looked young, some kind of sub-adult but not a calf. Oh great, a teenage moose.
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goatsestretchgoals posted:It has happened repeatedly but the cop union was like “hey don’t upload this.” only union in america anymore with power
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Oh great, a teenage moose. Once they are past a certain size, none of them are to be taken lightly but the bulls in rut can be incredibly, persistently aggressive and when they cows have calves they are known to fight grizzlies and win. Do not trifle with meese.
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Apr 23, 2023 10:51
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An anecdote taken from these here very forums
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Fearless posted:Once they are past a certain size, none of them are to be taken lightly but the bulls in rut can be incredibly, persistently aggressive and when they cows have calves they are known to fight grizzlies and win. It is dangerous to go alone to meet a moose. Take this  or this, alternatively 
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FreshFeesh posted:An anecdote taken from these here very forums I thought "Elk" was a different animal, in american english
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Xakura posted:I thought "Elk" was a different animal, in american english An elk is a different animal than a moose, but it's still a huge deer that sheds its antlers annually, is dumb as a pile of bricks, and is completely ruled by its dick once a year, and likes to visit you in the car via the windshield at highway speeds.
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Yeah, an elk is a really big loving deer, but still just a red deer. A moose is a completely different animal, is even larger, and will straight up end you.
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A moose is a type of deer. In much the same way that a tiger is a type of cat.
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poo poo, you're right. Either way, moose are the king of the forest.
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Also, elk are like twice the size of a red deer.
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McGavin posted:Also, elk are like twice the size of a red deer. Elk are the largest type of red deer according to wikipedia. Moose are different deer.
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Mr. Nice! posted:Elk are the largest type of red deer according to wikipedia. Moose are different deer. Wikipedia posted:red deer (Cervus elaphus)
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An elk is a moose in countries that don't have them.
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I’ve been had by the internet. drat you, google! Thank you for the correction. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Mr. Nice! posted:poo poo, you're right. Either way, moose are the king of the forest. https://naturenoon.com/orcas-natural-predator-of-mooses/ Apparently they fall to orcas... Which is impressive.
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Nothing would gently caress with an orca You don't earn the name killer whales for no reason
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ASAPI posted:https://naturenoon.com/orcas-natural-predator-of-mooses/ Orcas attack blue whales by jamming themselves into their mouths and eat their tongue. They gang up on great white sharks and rip out their belly to eat the liver. It’s a loving mystery why they don’t murder humans over and over.
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Game recognize game.
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I know I'm a filthy euro but how frequently do y'all and yours get endangered/hosed up by moose that seemingly everyone has a story or life experience about avoiding them
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Duzzy Funlop posted:I know I'm a filthy euro but how frequently do y'all and yours get endangered/hosed up by moose that seemingly everyone has a story or life experience about avoiding them The dumb fucks don’t know/care what a road or car is. I’ve had to drive around a few traveling through Idaho.
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