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Renreeja posted:just looked up the vid of the rocket launch,explosion. Lol especially after reading this thread it was funny how full the comments were of this "its amazing the rocket was strong enough to hold together like it did spinning like that!" I watched it earlier and I think the best part was the guy saying "Flipping for stage separation" as the rockets starts flipping and the crowd starts getting quiet because, uh... Yeah, that's definitely NOT what you do during a stage separation what the gently caress?
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:well, that is a phrase I have never heard before You're gonna start noticing everywhere now, just watch
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PhazonLink posted:man sure is weird the south african Apartheid inheritor hates a game thats perfectly balance/mirrored and has zero hidden information and requires one of the players to be truely better or worse to win. You'd think he'd like chess since white has a significant advantage over black.
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Apr 24, 2023 02:35
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Dabir posted:He doesn't like that one of his bishops can't step on the blacks 
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kazil posted:I don't think he's sold a million checkmarks If each one of them pays for 10 subscriptions...
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Apr 24, 2023 02:44
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then again the white bishop isnt mixing. Also a pawn can become a queen. cant have social mobility. or depending on the sex/gender identity the worst thing ever according to regressives.
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CaptainSarcastic posted:I liked the AV Club article on this most recent stupidity, especially the "lurker too unfunny to post on SA" analogy. ATTENTION LURKERS: post ITT because you cannot be less funny than Elon Musk
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Seth Pecksniff posted:ATTENTION LURKERS: or just post because it might be fun. Who knows
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Apr 24, 2023 02:54
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Well if you're just going to drag me out of lurking like this, I might as well say something. For all his faults I think Musk is actually amazing at one upping himself on showing the entire world how pathetic he is. Every day it seems like he comes up with some way to look even more desperate for approval. He took the ball that Trump dropped when he was banned from Twitter and has been nailing it for months.
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Apr 24, 2023 03:00
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https://twitter.com/JewishWorker/st...%5Es1_&ref_url= "Citizen Journalism" in full effect.
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Apr 24, 2023 03:02
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Star Link Ukraine thing also had geofencing of the ground units, so as Ukraine pushed forward into areas red zoned, they would lose their sat connections. It was explained as thats Russian controlled area, we wouldnt want our stuff used by them!
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Apr 24, 2023 03:04
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I like musk because he proves the nonexistence of a loving god
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Apr 24, 2023 03:06
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Seth Pecksniff posted:ATTENTION LURKERS: Or you could be guy mann
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Lurkers can’t be less funny than Musk. It takes a long career of posting on this website to make yourself that stupid and inane. Musk of course got a head start on that by the circumstances of his birth followed by all the choices he’s made in life
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Apr 24, 2023 03:11
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Momomo posted:Well if you're just going to drag me out of lurking like this, I might as well say something. ut oh, we angered the beast
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/JewishWorker/st...%5Es1_&ref_url= Nice job. That'll trigger the cons.
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I've legitimately never been exposed to a less funny human being than Elon Musk. I honestly don't believe it's a possible accomplishment for the remainder of human history. For one, I don't think most people have the privilege to invest that kind of time toward misunderstanding humor.
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Jelly posted:I've legitimately never been exposed to a less funny human being than Elon Musk. I honestly don't believe it's a possible accomplishment for the remainder of human history. For one, I don't think most people have the privilege to invest that kind of time toward misunderstanding humor. Unblock me, coward 
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Apr 24, 2023 03:18
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Elon knows what he's doing, he got his start selling $8 megaphones to svengalis at the emerald mine
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Jelly posted:I've legitimately never been exposed to a less funny human being than Elon Musk. I honestly don't believe it's a possible accomplishment for the remainder of human history. For one, I don't think most people have the privilege to invest that kind of time toward misunderstanding humor.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Unblock me, coward Even the small minority of people I've ever blocked on this forum are indisputably funnier than Elon Musk! Or not as unfunny at least. Ghostlight posted:Check mate 🤣🤣🤣 Got eem'
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Apr 24, 2023 03:24
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Why would he simultaneously be unwilling to hire comedy writers but willing to steal memes?
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Apr 24, 2023 03:26
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E the Shaggy posted:Why would he simultaneously be unwilling to hire comedy writers but willing to steal memes? Is this a rhetorical? The answer is in the question.
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Jelly posted:I've legitimately never been exposed to a less funny human being than Elon Musk. I honestly don't believe it's a possible accomplishment for the remainder of human history. For one, I don't think most people have the privilege to invest that kind of time toward misunderstanding humor. I think Musk could have had minor success as a shitposter if he only posted really bad "jokes" where the entire punchline is two words sounds similar. Too bad about the rest.
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Apr 24, 2023 03:27
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All Elon had to do to maintain his reputation as Mr Smarty Man who builds the cool cars and rockets is hand his loving phone to his PR person. Instead he spent $44,000,000,000 to force everyone to see that he is, in fact, a complete dumbshit moron. Which is the only funny thing he's ever done.
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E the Shaggy posted:https://twitter.com/JewishWorker/st...%5Es1_&ref_url= i dont know whats in musks heart of hearts. but I'm pretty sure he's stupid enough to be tricked into believing flatearthism, or some other anti astronomy positions. like the fuckface probably doesnt have a grade schooler's trivia knowledge of Mars or any other 101 basic astronomy facts.
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deep dish peat moss posted:Elon knows what he's doing 
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Elviscat posted:All Elon had to do to maintain his reputation as Mr Smarty Man who builds the cool cars and rockets is hand his loving phone to his PR person. I want to, just to be a dick, but I can't actually argue with this
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PhazonLink posted:i dont know whats in musks heart of hearts. but I'm pretty sure he's stupid enough to be tricked into believing flatearthism, or some other anti astronomy positions. It might be a tough pivot for him considering he owns a space company but it would be extremely funny so I hope it happens.
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Elon's publicly been a poo poo since way back before the pedo guy stuff, he would've needed to hand over his phone the moment social media became a thing to have any hope of avoiding that.
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Captain Hygiene posted:Elon's publicly been a poo poo since way back before the pedo guy stuff, he would've needed to hand over his phone the moment social media became a thing to have any hope of avoiding that. ha ha. I forgot about Elon calling a hero a pedo.
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koshmar posted:Netscape Navigator 4 lyfe
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koshmar posted:Netscape Navigator 4 lyfe Nutscrape Navigator and Micro$haft Internet Exploder 🤣🤣🤣
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MrQwerty posted:Nutscrape Navigator and Micro$haft Internet Exploder 🤣🤣🤣 did you work for parroty interactive
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Hello, my name is Rick Bish. And before you say anything, yes I've heard all the jokes.
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I'm starting to think people are stupid as poo poo
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Revins posted:I'm starting to think people are stupid as poo poo George Carlin is absolutely rolling in his grave right now
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imo ppl still on twitter should block all blue checks on principle even if they get it for free and its someone u like it would stop his dumb thing cold if it made ppl lose followers instantly
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Sure it was “disappointing” if you disregard the data we got. -materials engineering student, on the OKC bombing
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