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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.
it's an off-brand Surface with some metal glued on it

probably works at least as well as any other surface clone

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



nokia p'zone

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.
cyberpunk as hell: this thread consistently crashes my phone

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine
https://i.imgur.com/u0h87qr.mp4

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTPNaUsjksM

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Analytic Engine fucked around with this message at 21:06 on Apr 11, 2023

dougdrums
Feb 25, 2005
CLIENT REQUESTED ELECTRONIC FUNDING RECEIPT (FUNDS NOW)

ai taking our jobs

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

dougdrums posted:

ai taking our jobs

creating jobs

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

Roosevelt posted:

creating jobs

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
hey stickam it's me steve jobs

im alive and i need your help

Pythagoras a trois
Feb 19, 2004

I have a lot of points to make and I will make them later.

Elon Musk: "Mirror mirror on the wall"

Analytic Engine
May 18, 2009

not the analytical engine

RokosCockatrice posted:

Elon Musk: "Mirror mirror on the wall"

It consistently incorporates my crooked eyes, so any Elong imperfections (body or soul) would instantly be reflected

Kind of like jamming someone's brain by playing their audio recording while they talk

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/openmicmedia/status/1645777615704268803
https://twitter.com/openmicmedia/status/1645777622914285568

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
not gonna lie fighting taser drones in school would have made me the man im not today

Jabor
Jul 16, 2010

#1 Loser at SpaceChem
gotta practice your timing so you can confidently crowbar the manhacks

ADINSX
Sep 9, 2003

Wanna run with my crew huh? Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?

Alan Smithee posted:

not gonna lie fighting taser drones in school would have made me the man im not today

At least our cyberpunk future is providing the next generation plenty of low level enemies like taser drones and boston dynamics quadrupeds to grind on so they can level up before taking on the school shooter and homicidal truck driver mobs

ADINSX fucked around with this message at 07:35 on Apr 12, 2023

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
yeah but those 2 are just holdover retro bullshit. devs couldn't find any new ones to spawn.

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
making your school in doom now good for practicing real attendance

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
https://twitter.com/dadarocks/status/1648443115307683843

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


new Terminator looks weak tbh

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



your oppression synth is a piece of poo poo

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



robo-puppy mistreatment alert! robo-puppy mistreatment alert!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Agile Vector posted:

robo-puppy mistreatment alert! robo-puppy mistreatment alert!

OH I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER DOCTOR KISSES

Oh my god this is so hard

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



drat. the future is here

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



almost as useful as ED-209

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


NoneMoreNegative posted:

OH I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER DOCTOR KISSES

Oh my god this is so hard

who was it that had an avatar of this for years?

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Xybernaut POMA




lol

quote:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xybernaut

The company had its Initial public offering in 1996 under the new name Xybernaut.[3]

It subsequently posted 33 consecutive quarterly losses, despite repeated promises by the Newmans that profitability was right around the corner.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002


the robot dog fell down and you're not helping leon

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
https://twitter.com/Rainmaker1973/status/1650803718005088257?s=20

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad


Anti-Godzilla Aktion

NoneMoreNegative fucked around with this message at 12:13 on Apr 25, 2023

Chris Knight
Jun 5, 2002

me @ ur posts


Fun Shoe
lol
https://twitter.com/tiktokinvestors/status/1652012946690809856

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



what on earth

she looks like shes in pain hunching like that with her arm out, its pretty cinematic "my arm... my ararrrmmmm" except i guess its an ad(?)

not very instilling of confidence

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



i unlock my apartment by putting a key in a lock

rotor
Jun 11, 2001

classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

iirc forums poster thug bonnet did this way back when

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



there was a bar in the netherlands that would implant an rfid in your arm so you could pay for drinks without getting the pass out of your wallet at least 15 years ago.

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

it's a dumb poo poo idea especially now that everyone has their phone basically grafted to their hand 24/7 anyway

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
id rather get a tat from a place that gives you free poo poo for getting a tat

i'll get it on my rear end so they only ask once

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002



Self-taught Engineer Builds Brain-Controlled Prosthesis

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Midjack posted:

there was a bar in the netherlands that would implant an rfid in your arm so you could pay for drinks without getting the pass out of your wallet at least 15 years ago.

im trying to think of a way to make that work economically

you got rent vat, margins are so thin & then hire some med student to do the thing gha thats it

i think you lose money twice as fast as a regular lovely bar

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infernal machines
Oct 11, 2012

we monitor many frequencies. we listen always. came a voice, out of the babel of tongues, speaking to us. it played us a mighty dub.

is the picture meant to have a connection to the caption? because i have doubts

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