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Very excited for the day I can type "search engines" here because 99.99% of the searchable content on the web will be SEO chatGPT nonsense. Gonna be searching TikTok like all the kids.
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funny tech poo poo u just remembered: there's no such thing as a permanent archival format, the only way to preserve information "permanently" is by constantly copying it to whatever the latest format is, forever, and since the total amount of information increases over time, this is an asymptotic curve of effort in which actual success at the stated goal of preserving everything, or even just everything "worthy", would mean a horrific dystopian future in which all of human effort by every living person is expended in the menial task of swapping reels on the reel to disk transferal machine (by which of course I mean its futuristic counterpart, I dunno, telling AIs to copy the internet archives onto the data crystals). Humanity enslaved by the duty to preserve its own past, unable to create anything new because of the burden of all that was made before, each passing century adding an ever greater volume of babble and Very Important Debates about events current and past and saying "lol". Or perhaps a brave clean future in which archeologists muck around in the tattered scraps of what was lost, filling in the 99% of what's missing with imaginative narratives that more or less fit the evidence, while the rest of us nod interestedly while watching the holovids specials about the ancient peoples of pre-collapse north america and then move on to whatever new thing is of proper interest to their time and place, like playing holo-tennis or inventing better nuclear fallout cleaning robots or invading proxima centauri before they invade us. How dissatisfactory to our own present-day venalities, to think that all of this time and effort we've spent on our clever jpegs and ironic-but-not-ironic-but-actually-even-more-ironic jokes about holocaust denial will have been, in the end, lost like tears in rain, time to die? Some clever digger may yet pore over the last fragmentary remains of YOSPOS and confidently declare: "these were a subspecies of humanity, genetically similar but clearly differentiated by their mutation for monochromia, unable to see other than amber or green. Curious!" Let me tell you, there is that aforementioned middle ground: we can take only that which we hold most dear and carve it into the rocks themselves in giant laser-etched forms, universally understandable memetic glyphs, that future generations cannot help but notice and understand, like so many pyramids of giza or statues of Ozymandias; or if you like, print out your tweets onto archival paper and store them in the deepest vaults. Curation! Select only the gems, the diamonds in the rough, encase them in amber and set them aside, and future generations may queue up and pay a modest entry fee to peer at them and clutch their chins and nod and hmm before boisterously clambering back aboard their hyberbus to return to their space school, orbiting above the clouds. But to do this first you must make choices, what to preserve and what not to, and such has been the volume of our effluent digital converse in these recent decades that you might well spend all your days sifting through just your own shitposts in their tens of thousands, and thus as a microcosm of that dark dystopian future - become personally a shadow cast by the spectre of your own wasted potential, a basement-dwelling goon whose creative juices have dried up, left with just a crusty old sponge myopically dabbing at the messy spill of your youthful energy, dribs and drabs that stain the archived threads of a dead gay forum, sopping up a drop here or a drop there, to place into the folder marked "DO NOT DELETE" in the vain hope that your grand-nieces and step-nephews will bother to gingerly poke through your ancient dusty computer poo poo before they toss it in the bin as they prepare for the estate sale of your post-mortem remains. What was I saying? Oh, right: lmao, I just remembered this poo poo, it's hilarious Leperflesh fucked around with this message at 18:29 on May 10, 2023 |
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# ? May 10, 2023 18:35 |
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Leperflesh posted:funny tech poo poo u just remembered: there's no such thing as a permanent archival format, the only way to preserve information "permanently" is by constantly copying it to whatever the latest format is, forever, and since the total amount of information increases over time, this is an asymptotic curve of effort in which actual success at the stated goal of preserving everything, or even just everything "worthy", would mean a horrific dystopian future in which all of human effort by every living person is expended in the menial task of swapping reels on the reel to disk transferal machine (by which of course I mean its futuristic counterpart, I dunno, telling AIs to copy the internet archives onto the data crystals). Humanity enslaved by the duty to preserve its own past, unable to create anything new because of the burden of all that was made before, each passing century adding an ever greater volume of babble and Very Important Debates about events current and past and saying "lol". tarchives have been around since the 70s though. zip files since the early 80s
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# ? May 10, 2023 18:45 |
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i don't have time to read or respond to replies to that epic post of mine, I'm too busy scribing it into a slab of granite that I'm gonna secure in a cave for future generations to marvel at
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# ? May 10, 2023 18:51 |
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i still have files from the first mac se we got in 1989, painstakingly copied from computer to computer
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# ? May 10, 2023 19:06 |
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i delete poo poo all the time, it owns yagni, muthafuckas
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# ? May 10, 2023 19:11 |
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sometimes you do ni tho
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# ? May 10, 2023 19:34 |
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Weren't people up in arms recently because there was finally a tech gap so they couldn't keep transferring the pokemon they'd been using since their OG red and blue carts in whatever the latest game was
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# ? May 10, 2023 19:36 |
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funy tech poo poo I remembered: buying a friend's lovely busted gba off him for like 10 bucks purely to transfer my save data from golden sun 1 to the lost age
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# ? May 10, 2023 19:38 |
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Kitfox88 posted:Weren't people up in arms recently because there was finally a tech gap so they couldn't keep transferring the pokemon they'd been using since their OG red and blue carts in whatever the latest game was the current thing was transferring off of the ds requires an app that you can't get legally anymore now that the store is closed physical red/blue and gold/silver carts are stuck with each other, you can only transfer off of the virtual console versions to the new games
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# ? May 10, 2023 19:49 |
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yeah like I still have all my files never had a castrophic unrecoverable drive loss so my first stuff is IBM Writing Assistant files from the mid 1980s homework assignments I did as a child and I still have them it's actually far easier to just copy everything than it is to weed it out, but this also makes it just so much trash for whoever inherits my stuff when I'm dead, nobody's going to go spelunking for possible treasure, especially since we never had kids. And in the end, entropy will grind all that we ever were into so much frozen dust.
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# ? May 10, 2023 19:49 |
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they're going to delete it all, hth
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# ? May 10, 2023 19:51 |
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yeah that's what I'm saying it's cool that SA has been scraped and stored by the library of congress, though, I'm sure their archives will survive longer than my sixth grade homework files, albeit on a geologic scale... not by much.
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# ? May 10, 2023 19:59 |
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way back early 2000s I made tons of animations and renders in 3ds max (version 3? lol) and I wish I still had them
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# ? May 10, 2023 20:00 |
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to be completely clear there is information that is worth saving and i'm glad people are saving it i've also lost personal data that i valued but that wasn't by choice. by choice i delete all kinds of data and it makes it easier for me to find and appreciate the data i do value.
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# ? May 10, 2023 20:05 |
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Cold on a Cob posted:i delete poo poo all the time, it owns need? no but it's fun to go back and look at old stuff sometimes
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# ? May 10, 2023 20:06 |
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i've started over with 0 files at least three times in my life. it's exhilarating
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# ? May 10, 2023 20:13 |
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couldn't bear to lose my painstakingly discovered niche jav from 3 decades ago
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# ? May 10, 2023 20:25 |
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too long; didn't preserve Even your lovely posts aren't original.
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# ? May 10, 2023 20:57 |
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I mean if I'm replicating a PBF strip that's actually cool and good, but also that's hardly the first instance of the idea either
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# ? May 10, 2023 21:25 |
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To go with the Degausser Emulator folks were wishing for: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IZKttBr2Y8g
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# ? May 10, 2023 22:08 |
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tfw heavily gaussed
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# ? May 11, 2023 01:56 |
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there was a call in show on the radio station in my kneck off the woods that had a “computer expert” on in the late 90s 12 year old me called in and asked if I could use a Zip disk could be used as a hard drive replacement to install video games onto. I remember really hounding him for an answer on live radio and there was no way if he could tell me if that would work well
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Leperflesh posted:funny tech poo poo u just remembered: there's no such thing as a permanent archival format, the only way to preserve information "permanently" is by constantly copying it to whatever the latest format is, forever, and since the total amount of information increases over time, this is an asymptotic curve of effort in which actual success at the stated goal of preserving everything, or even just everything "worthy", would mean a horrific dystopian future in which all of human effort by every living person is expended in the menial task of swapping reels on the reel to disk transferal machine (by which of course I mean its futuristic counterpart, I dunno, telling AIs to copy the internet archives onto the data crystals). Humanity enslaved by the duty to preserve its own past, unable to create anything new because of the burden of all that was made before, each passing century adding an ever greater volume of babble and Very Important Debates about events current and past and saying "lol". source you are quotes
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WilWheaton posted:there was a call in show on the radio station in my kneck off the woods that had a “computer expert” on in the late 90s if you had an external zip drive connected via paralell then the answer is a nope because that poo poo was slow as gently caress
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# ? May 11, 2023 04:42 |
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if you had a Mac and a SCSI Zip drive though it would work just fine
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# ? May 11, 2023 06:52 |
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i only had a paralell drive back in the day
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# ? May 11, 2023 06:56 |
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remember loving laplink
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# ? May 11, 2023 06:58 |
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nudgenudgetilt posted:remember loving laplink i will not
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# ? May 11, 2023 07:00 |
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https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09KBPBYSH is this thing just a usb-c cable? "Can also be used for any recreational purposes like displays, external HDs, etc." ok, so i can use it recreationally, but what about professionally or medically
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# ? May 11, 2023 07:04 |
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https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Project_Ara
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# ? May 11, 2023 11:13 |
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Leperflesh posted:funny tech poo poo u just remembered: there's no such thing as a permanent archival format, the only way to preserve information "permanently" is by constantly copying it to whatever the latest format is, forever, and since the total amount of information increases over time, this is an asymptotic curve of effort in which actual success at the stated goal of preserving everything, or even just everything "worthy", would mean a horrific dystopian future in which all of human effort by every living person is expended in the menial task of swapping reels on the reel to disk transferal machine (by which of course I mean its futuristic counterpart, I dunno, telling AIs to copy the internet archives onto the data crystals). Humanity enslaved by the duty to preserve its own past, unable to create anything new because of the burden of all that was made before, each passing century adding an ever greater volume of babble and Very Important Debates about events current and past and saying "lol". whoa a Tom Collins post in tyool 2023 also, posting on the page
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# ? May 11, 2023 12:40 |
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nudgenudgetilt posted:https://www.amazon.com/dp/B09KBPBYSH what about medicinally?
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# ? May 11, 2023 12:54 |
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eschaton posted:if you had a Mac and a SCSI Zip drive though it would work just fine they also made IDE versions that were pretty quick if I recall. even the later power macs used the IDE ones instead of SCSI I guess I don’t talk about SCSI enough because my phone thinks I’m talking about açaí
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# ? May 11, 2023 13:07 |
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my uncle had the external zip drive and it's how i got into emulation because he had discs just loaded up with mega drive games
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# ? May 11, 2023 13:11 |
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hell yeah fond memories of sneaking out of bed to play Pokemon blue at half speed on the family 486
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# ? May 11, 2023 13:28 |
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I was actually disappointed, I really liked the idea of this, even though I know what a hideous poo poo show it would have been.
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# ? May 11, 2023 14:00 |
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when i was in college our bio research labs all still had zip drives attached even though they’d already stopped being used lol. i think that’s the only time i ever saw them in the wilds
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